On Jan 13, 10:09*am, jon wrote:
The last place I'd want to be on Royal Wedding Day is London. Imagine
standing for hours wedged in a crowd of people with bad breath,
flatulence and their uncontrolled, screaming offspring, with no
toilets, all to see the roof of a car go past briefly as everyone
starts waving and shouting in your ear.

Neill

I'll quite possibly be in London on the day... but that doesn't mean
I'm going to be anywhere near the wedding (it's a big place and all
that!).

(p.s. You seem a little confused as to your identity! Though I guess
the same could be said of me...)