In message , Neil Williams
writes

On a slight aside, Tebay (say it out loud and think about what you
might get from the cafe there) always struck me as a brilliant name for
a service station - and, being an independent station, is one of the
best I've been to. I'll get my coat...
No need to get your coat. Whilst like all services it charges up for a
sandwich or petrol, it is most probably the best in the country.
--
Clive