Er, Beckton is Kingston. (On the other hand, Wimbledon is Beckton.
And Plaistow is Wimbledon. Nothing is Plaistow, though.)

Actually, Stepney Green is Wimbledon -- Plaistow is Berrylands.

Dogs is dogs, and cats is dogs, and squirrels in cages is parrots,
but this here turtle is a h'insect, and we won't charge you nothin'.

[One of many versions of this.]
--
Mark Brader "The world little knows or cares the storm through
Toronto which you have had to pass. It asks only if you
brought the ship safely to port." -- Joseph Conrad