"Jon" wrote in message
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I actually detained one of a pair of little ****s who were doing this
recently on the Bakerloo line. The one that wasn't detained was being
very
much jack the lad and mouthing off at me, but every time he did so, I gave
his mate a slap. I pointed out to the little **** that I had hold of,
that
he would be able to give the slaps that he was collecting, to his mate
later
on.

Give him his due, he did try and escape as we waited for the BTP to
arrive,
but he soon found that my knee and his genetalia were not the most perfect
of matches. The BTP arrived soon after, whereby the little **** made all
sorts of allegations against me. Needless to say, once the train
concerned
had been inspected at the depot and his pen matched to the graffiti, he
plead guilty to a charge of criminal damage.

I never did find out if his stroppy mate was charged with him, but I think
it would be sometime before this one thinks about vandalising a tube train
again (or walking upright again, un-aided!)

Well done, keep it up (where you consider it most useful at that moment
:-) ).