"Clive Coleman" wrote in message
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now, who looks after the train? Who walks forward to lay detinatora to
protect the opposite direction, and who walks back to protect the
derailed train? Oh I forgot, trains don't derail now, do they.

The driver? Only member of staff on FGWL trains

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Posted in his lunch hour too.