Jack Taylor ) gurgled happily, sounding much like they
were saying :

"Every subway has a ****ing tramp" would have been a better line
than "platform", I admit.

Actually, I've never seen a tramp ****ing on either subway or
platform - they're usually fast asleep.

It sounds quite entertaining though - they'd probably collect more
than by busking.

Eeeeewwww Horrible mental image.