Sarah Czepiel wrote:


He admits to holding an American dick in his hand and he's yelling
"**** me!"

As in 'This American Dick is just like a penis, just much smaller and
less effective'


So you're saying you're Uncle Fester's felching partner?

Only a Merkin would know that expression!
I've just had to google it and frankly I'm dismayed that a lady would
admit to having had it done to her.