burkey ) gurgled happily, sounding much like they were
saying :

Decorating on the stairwells cannot begin immediately as health and
safety assessments must be carried out first.

shakes head sadly

There's a *world* of difference between ensuring that you don't
"accidentally" kill people and having to delay painting some flamin'
railings for "H&S assessments".

Is this the first time Silverlink have ever painted railings?