Paul Corfield writes:
friend - "where did you go at the weekend"
me - "Catford"
friend - "Why? where's Catford?"
me - "Oh South London, I just went to see what it was like and how to
get there on a bus."
friend - "on a bus? you must be mad"

Now you expect us to believe that these mad peregrinations were not
limited to places that sound sort of like your surname? *Riiiiight!*

:-)
--
Mark Brader | "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
Toronto | "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have
| come here. This is, after all, a Bridge Club."
| -- Ray Lee (after Lewis Carroll)