"df" wrote the following in:


If you decide to drive down the middle to avoid the speed bump
peaks you are more than likely to collide with an innocent car
that is pulling out of a side road and intends to travel in the
opposite direction to you.

Me=innocent car at risk of collision.

How would you explain to your insurance company that you were
driving down the middle of the road to avoid the bumps so you
could maintain the maximum speed.

I don't know, it would be hard to explain something I wasn't doing.

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