Back to the subject ...........

"Im on a train" comes the reply to the loud and tedious ring tone.

"So are we" shout the other 70+ occupants of the same air space!

As for screaming kids - my youngest - at the age of two - didn't like
to be kept waiting when there was food about. The Pullman car crew
delivered a porage oats so quick it was probably friction cooked on the
way.

She now prefers GNER over Virgin so she's kept up her standards