"Andrew Yarnwood" wrote in message
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I have a proposal for dealing with (punishing) people who make loud
business phone calls on trains (or any other public transport). ("I'm
on the train ... buy! ... sell!")

Record the calls or make some note, especially if there's anything
that sounds confidential, and publish transcripts or summaries on the
web or a newsgroup.

Comments?
Suggestions?
Does a site or newsgroup already exist for this?

Discuss their conversation like it's an episode of Coronation
Street/Eastenders/Whatever, staring intently at them, hanging off their
every word. I did that to some lady on the bus who decided she wanted to
hold a conversation on her phone AND her husband simultaneously (he was 4
rows away, at the back of the bus). My wife and I were taking the **** out
of her for a minute or two before she hung up. Stupid woman.