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John Rowland wrote:
"Ian Jelf" wrote in message
...

While guiding in a property in the Midlands, a member of
the property staff came over and asked me to clarify and
explain some features of
their property's mediaeval roof for them!

thumbs collar An American federal government body once asked me to review
their guideline document on radio-controlled timepieces.

IRTA "radio controlled codpieces", I don't know why ...

Nick
--
I like being weird and am training to become eccentric when I'm older.
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