John Rowland wrote:

I suspect that drivers who hit graffitijits feels fine, unlike drivers who
hit suicides or fallers.

Don't talk like a c**t. I wouldn't "feel fine" if I saw somebody's
brains all over the coupler, half of them in the four foot and half in
the cess, their lungs and guts draped over the shoe beam, still less if
i had to bag said items up.

Having said that, it was their own fault. Trespassing on LUL has to be
a fairly good way of getting a Darwin award - twice as many juice rails
as the Southern, where I grew up.