Adrian wrote:

Stephen Firth ) gurgled happily, sounding much like
they were saying :

Years ago I did a tour of the Sahara

No, you didn't.

Well not all of it, no. That would have been bloody silly. But I saw
enough of it to know (a) it's big and (b) I don't want to go back, ever.

Liar! Hypocrite! Frivolously hyper-pot-kettle!

I flew there but no motorbikes were used.