On Tue, 4 Sep 2007, Paul Terry wrote:

In message id, Dr J R
Stockton writes

Clearly, throughout the line (except at Heathrow) the Cockfosters
direction should be indicated by Northbound

I expect passengers wishing to travel due south from Park Royal to
Ealing Broadway would be amused by the idea that they should get a
northbound train.

The solution is, quite obviously, to close the branch of the Piccadilly
that heads in the wrong direction [1].

Hmm, there's still a problem with anyone going from west of Kensington to
Acton Town or South Ealing, though. Better close those too.

tom

[1] Ha Ha Only Serious - flyover at Park Royal and make it part of the
Central, avoiding the round-the-houses bit in southern Acton.

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