dfarrier gurgled happily, sounding much like
they were saying:

I'll rephrase my original statement:
The problem is that the centre lane on the motorway is "blocked" by
lorries limited to 56mph and modern coaches limited to 62mph.

Rephrase it as many times as you like, it's still complete ********.

Lane 2 is mostly "blocked" by "56mph is the most economical speed, Doris,
and speed kills anyway" ****wits who seem to be thoroughly incapable of
realising that cars can use Lane 1, too.