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[email protected] May 4th 11 01:52 PM

Black cab highway code
 
On Wed, 4 May 2011 14:29:53 +0100
"Ophelia" wrote:
Why do you ask, you don't think your final sentence demonstrated your
complete
mastery of the art of ****wittedness? Well please post some more, I need
a laugh.


\*point* boltar is trying to appear tough again g


Laughing at an idiot is a sign of being tough? Thats a new one.

B2003


JNugent[_5_] May 4th 11 02:03 PM

Black cab highway code
 
On 04/05/2011 14:52, d wrote:

wrote:


Why do you ask, you don't think your final sentence demonstrated your
complete mastery of the art of ****wittedness? Well please post some
more, I need a laugh.


\*point* boltar is trying to appear tough againg


Laughing at an idiot is a sign of being tough? Thats a new one.


Surely the idiots are the ones who don't know (and perhaps don't care) what
taxis are for and who consequently are taken by surprise and get stuck behind
a cab when it inevitably stops to pick up or set down a passenger?

[email protected] May 4th 11 02:08 PM

Black cab highway code
 
On Wed, 04 May 2011 15:03:49 +0100
JNugent wrote:
Surely the idiots are the ones who don't know (and perhaps don't care) what
taxis are for and who consequently are taken by surprise and get stuck behind
a cab when it inevitably stops to pick up or set down a passenger?


You've made your silly speach and we all know where you're coming from so
how about putting a sock in it Mr Cabbie?

B2003


JNugent[_5_] May 4th 11 02:38 PM

Black cab highway code
 
On 04/05/2011 15:08, d wrote:

wrote:


Surely the idiots are the ones who don't know (and perhaps don't care) what
taxis are for and who consequently are taken by surprise and get stuck behind
a cab when it inevitably stops to pick up or set down a passenger?


You've made your silly speach and we all know where you're coming from so
how about putting a sock in it Mr Cabbie?


I know you don't mean to be, but you're funny.

[email protected] May 4th 11 02:56 PM

Black cab highway code
 
On Wed, 04 May 2011 15:38:07 +0100
JNugent wrote:
I know you don't mean to be, but you're funny.


Well I'm glad to be of service. The same can't be said about you however -
an object of pity maybe, spouting rubbish and not even realising it.

B2003


Basil Jet[_2_] May 4th 11 03:32 PM

Black cab highway code
 
On 2011\05\04 15:56, d wrote:
On Wed, 04 May 2011 15:38:07 +0100
wrote:
I know you don't mean to be, but you're funny.


Well I'm glad to be of service. The same can't be said about you however -
an object of pity maybe, spouting rubbish and not even realising it.


head in hands

[email protected] May 4th 11 03:46 PM

Black cab highway code
 
On Wed, 04 May 2011 16:32:55 +0100
Basil Jet wrote:
On 2011\05\04 15:56, d wrote:
On Wed, 04 May 2011 15:38:07 +0100
wrote:
I know you don't mean to be, but you're funny.


Well I'm glad to be of service. The same can't be said about you however -
an object of pity maybe, spouting rubbish and not even realising it.


head in hands


So you agree with his assertion that taxis stopping wherever they damn well
please is not an issue and other road users should just lump it?

Tell you what, here's the junction:

http://bit.ly/jV1w5i

He stopped in the middle of the road on the right just before the crossing,
blocking it for the rest of the traffic which then backed up back over the
junction. You think thats ok? Take your time.

B2003


Mr Pounder May 4th 11 03:51 PM

Black cab highway code
 

wrote in message
...
On Tue, 3 May 2011 21:10:21 +0100
"Mr Pounder" wrote:
wrote in message
...
I'm guessing there isn't one. Or they're exempt. Otherwise how can a
black
cab stop halfway across a signalled junction in the middle of the road,
on
a
corner, on double red lines in central london, blocking the traffic
behind
to
pick up a passenger and some plods in a van nearby do absolutely bugger
all?

B2003


Because it is a taxi and that is what taxis do?
Was the experience traumatic for you?
Were you all upset?
Did you **** in your pants?
Hot flush?
Get angry?
Wished you lived 250 miles north of the great ******** of London?
Wished you did not live in the great ******** of the south?


I don't know arse pounder, why not make up something that makes you feel
better because you can't visit Soho as often as you'd like.

B2003


I pray that I never see the south again.










Steve Firth May 4th 11 06:37 PM

Black cab highway code
 
Mr Pounder wrote:

I pray that I never see the south again.


I'm sure that the feeling is reciprocated.

Mr Pounder May 4th 11 08:03 PM

Black cab highway code
 

"Steve Firth" wrote in message
. ..
Mr Pounder wrote:

I pray that I never see the south again.


I'm sure that the feeling is reciprocated.


Why did I just know that you would tag my post?
Why did I just know that you would use those words?
Tomorrow morning take a look inside your kettle.
Take a look at the **** inside it.
Then, you have a nice brew Mr Firth. I guess that you drink tea. Peasants
drink tea, Mr Firth.
Then, you enjoy your morning drive into your traffic congested ********.
You never did answer my question. Would you like to kiss me?






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