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Grebbsy McLaren September 1st 04 10:34 PM

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What if the Underground covered all the area south of the Thames and
only a little bit of the north bank, instead of vice versa?

http://www.colourcountry.net/images/...derground.html

Someone had too much time on their hands, but I take my hat off to them
nevertheless.

Grebbsy
--
"All vampires suck, but not all who suck are vampires."
(--B.J.Kuehl)

:::Grebbsy :::::::lemon curry?:::

Stuart September 1st 04 11:50 PM

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Grebbsy McLaren wrote:
What if the Underground covered all the area south of the Thames and
only a little bit of the north bank, instead of vice versa?

http://www.colourcountry.net/images/...derground.html

Someone had too much time on their hands, but I take my hat off to them
nevertheless.


I like that, very clever indeed.

As someone from that part of the world, I love the idea of a tube
station at Chessington North, although by a quirk of geography, the
Crooked Billet underpass gets a tube station, but not Kingston Upon Thames!


Mark Brader September 2nd 04 04:08 AM

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Stuart writes:
I like that, very clever indeed.


Yes, brilliant idea.

As someone from that part of the world, I love the idea of a tube
station at Chessington North, although by a quirk of geography, the
Crooked Billet underpass gets a tube station, but not Kingston Upon Thames!


Er, Beckton is Kingston. (On the other hand, Wimbledon is Beckton.
And Plaistow is Wimbledon. Nothing is Plaistow, though.)
--
Mark Brader "Relax -- I know the procedures backwards."
Toronto "Yeah, well, that's a quick way to get killed."
-- Chris Boucher, STAR COPS

My text in this article is in the public domain.

Solar Penguin September 2nd 04 07:42 AM

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--- "Mark Brader" wrote...

Er, Beckton is Kingston. (On the other hand, Wimbledon is Beckton.
And Plaistow is Wimbledon. Nothing is Plaistow, though.)


Actually, Stepney Green is Wimbledon -- Plaistow is Berrylands.

OTOH I'm a bit confused about Palace Gate. Presumably Crystal Palace is the
old high-level station, while Palace Gate is the existing low-level one?




Stuart September 2nd 04 08:45 AM

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Mark Brader wrote:
Stuart writes:


As someone from that part of the world, I love the idea of a tube
station at Chessington North, although by a quirk of geography, the
Crooked Billet underpass gets a tube station, but not Kingston Upon Thames!



Er, Beckton is Kingston.


Oh blimey yes, what's it doing all the way over there to the west of
Richmond?


Mark Brader September 2nd 04 09:05 AM

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Er, Beckton is Kingston. (On the other hand, Wimbledon is Beckton.
And Plaistow is Wimbledon. Nothing is Plaistow, though.)


Actually, Stepney Green is Wimbledon -- Plaistow is Berrylands.


Dogs is dogs, and cats is dogs, and squirrels in cages is parrots,
but this here turtle is a h'insect, and we won't charge you nothin'.

[One of many versions of this.]
--
Mark Brader "The world little knows or cares the storm through
Toronto which you have had to pass. It asks only if you
brought the ship safely to port." -- Joseph Conrad

LarryLard September 2nd 04 09:16 AM

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Grebbsy McLaren wrote in message ...
What if the Underground covered all the area south of the Thames and
only a little bit of the north bank, instead of vice versa?

http://www.colourcountry.net/images/...derground.html

Someone had too much time on their hands, but I take my hat off to them
nevertheless.


Simply incredible!

--
Larry Lard
Replies to group please

Annabel Smyth September 2nd 04 09:19 AM

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Grebbsy McLaren wrote to uk.transport.london on Wed, 1 Sep 2004:

What if the Underground covered all the area south of the Thames and
only a little bit of the north bank, instead of vice versa?

http://www.colourcountry.net/images/...derground.html

Someone had too much time on their hands, but I take my hat off to them
nevertheless.

Wouldn't it be marvellous! (You can tell I'm Sarf Lun'on, can't you!)
--
"Mrs Redboots"
http://www.amsmyth.demon.co.uk/



Dan Gravell September 2nd 04 09:31 AM

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Grebbsy McLaren wrote:

What if the Underground covered all the area south of the Thames and
only a little bit of the north bank, instead of vice versa?

http://www.colourcountry.net/images/...derground.html

Someone had too much time on their hands, but I take my hat off to them
nevertheless.

Grebbsy


Heaven!

Thanks for the link :)

Paul Corfield September 2nd 04 06:30 PM

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On Wed, 1 Sep 2004 23:34:07 +0100, Grebbsy McLaren
wrote:

What if the Underground covered all the area south of the Thames and
only a little bit of the north bank, instead of vice versa?

http://www.colourcountry.net/images/...derground.html


that's rather clever.

I shall have to print some copies off at work and see if anyone notices
the difference :-)
--
Paul C


Admits to working for London Underground!


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