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Since when did the uk.transport.london newsgroup constitute as humour?....Or
are you doing like others have suggested here and saying the London Transport system IS a joke? Just asking,as that's the newsgroup it was posted in....Posted it myself! Glen -- I was an only child.....eventually! "Martin" wrote in message ... On Tue, 7 Jun 2005 11:39:40 +0100, "gay merrington" wrote: Nothing wrong with cutting down on congestion,though in other cities what has worked is occupancy within the cars.What they do is that they have cameras (similar to the speed cameras here) that take a picture of the car,and within certain hours of the day (7am-7pm) any car that has more than 2 seats (ie Smart Cars would be exempt for example) that have les than 3 passengers are ticketed/fined/sent a bill for carrying less than the alloted 3 passengers with the exception of motorcycles,cabs,commercial vehicles (read in delivery vans/company vehicles on call/or applied for exemption) or similar types of vehicles.Seems to me that would work equally as well in reducing the congestion within London.Just a thought of what I've seen work elsewhere. Glen Can you stop cross posting to urm. It's a group for humour. -- Martin |
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On Tue, 7 Jun 2005 11:30:05 +0100, "gay merrington"
wrote: And how many bikes (aside from those with sidecars) have you seen that carry more than 2 people? I've been one of 20 people on a bicycle made for 20. Owned by Hares back in the 1970s. Actually it had a sidecar for a brakeman. -- Terry Harper Website Coordinator, The Omnibus Society http://www.omnibussoc.org |
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"gay merrington" wrote in message ... Nope....BTW thanks for the help with the spelling you gave me when I typed it up!Much appreciated!Never let it be said that the English aren't a helpful lot....That's why I just love it here! Glen Especially the beer. Mercan *beer* is like making love in a punt. |
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"Geordie the Forgery" wrote in message ... "gay merrington" wrote in message ... Nope....BTW thanks for the help with the spelling you gave me when I typed it up!Much appreciated!Never let it be said that the English aren't a helpful lot....That's why I just love it here! Glen Especially the beer. Mercan *beer* is like making love in a punt. Both very close to f***ing water. |
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On Wed, 8 Jun 2005, Miss L. Toe wrote:
"Geordie the Forgery" wrote in message ... "gay merrington" wrote in message ... Nope....BTW thanks for the help with the spelling you gave me when I typed it up!Much appreciated!Never let it be said that the English aren't a helpful lot....That's why I just love it here! Especially the beer. Mercan *beer* is like making love in a punt. Both very close to f***ing water. ITYM they're both ****ing close to water. Of course, depends on who's in the punt with you, so YMMV. tom -- SAWING CHASING CRUNCHING ROBOTIC DEMOLITION |
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Tom Anderson wrote:
On Wed, 8 Jun 2005, Miss L. Toe wrote: "Geordie the Forgery" wrote in message ... "gay merrington" wrote in message ... Nope....BTW thanks for the help with the spelling you gave me when I typed it up!Much appreciated!Never let it be said that the English aren't a helpful lot....That's why I just love it here! Especially the beer. Mercan *beer* is like making love in a punt. Both very close to f***ing water. ITYM they're both ****ing close to water. Of course, depends on who's in the punt with you, so YMMV. MRD :-) I will explain if pressed, but that was probably what she said... |
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"Tom Anderson" wrote in message .li... On Wed, 8 Jun 2005, Miss L. Toe wrote: "Geordie the Forgery" wrote in message ... "gay merrington" wrote in message ... Nope....BTW thanks for the help with the spelling you gave me when I typed it up!Much appreciated!Never let it be said that the English aren't a helpful lot....That's why I just love it here! Especially the beer. Mercan *beer* is like making love in a punt. Both very close to f***ing water. ITYM they're both ****ing close to water. Of course, depends on who's in the punt with you, so YMMV. Actually, couldn't it work both ways? ****ing close to water does sound more straight forward, but close to ****ing water sounds more like the Viz profanisaurus entries you read - one slip and ****ing water is all you'll be doing? Perhaps that would apply more to sex on a raft? Hmm - need to think about this one. |
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Geez,I thought that was American beer where thier STRONG beer is still only
4% (light beer by British or Canadian standards) and light beer is only 2-3%.....Near-beer by anyone's standards! Glen -- I was an only child.....eventually! "Miss L. Toe" wrote in message eenews.net... "Geordie the Forgery" wrote in message ... "gay merrington" wrote in message ... Nope....BTW thanks for the help with the spelling you gave me when I typed it up!Much appreciated!Never let it be said that the English aren't a helpful lot....That's why I just love it here! Glen Especially the beer. Mercan *beer* is like making love in a punt. Both very close to f***ing water. |
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-- I was an only child.....eventually! "Malaika" wrote in message ... "Tom Anderson" wrote in message .li... On Wed, 8 Jun 2005, Miss L. Toe wrote: "Geordie the Forgery" wrote in message ... "gay merrington" wrote in message ... Nope....BTW thanks for the help with the spelling you gave me when I typed it up!Much appreciated!Never let it be said that the English aren't a helpful lot....That's why I just love it here! Especially the beer. Mercan *beer* is like making love in a punt. Both very close to f***ing water. ITYM they're both ****ing close to water. Of course, depends on who's in the punt with you, so YMMV. Actually, couldn't it work both ways? ****ing close to water does sound more straight forward, but close to ****ing water sounds more like the Viz profanisaurus entries you read - one slip and ****ing water is all you'll be doing? Perhaps that would apply more to sex on a raft? Hmm - need to think about this one. We call that sort of beer Canoe....Both F'ing close to water Glen |
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