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gay merrington June 5th 05 03:32 PM

London Eye
 
Recently Mayor Ken Livingston wanted to settle the dispute over the London
Eye by saying he'll take care of things himself if given control ......Does
that mean he'll add a congestion charge to every pod that has more than one
person in it much as he's done with the congestion charge in London?
Glen

--
I was an only child.....eventually!



JB June 5th 05 05:56 PM

London Eye
 

"gay merrington" wrote in message
...
Recently Mayor Ken Livingston wanted to settle the dispute over the London
Eye by saying he'll take care of things himself if given control
......Does
that mean he'll add a congestion charge to every pod that has more than
one
person in it much as he's done with the congestion charge in London?
Glen


Hu? The London Congestion charge is based on vehicle occupancy? I've never
heard that before.



Paul Cummins June 5th 05 08:54 PM

London Eye
 
In article ,
(JB) wrote:

The London Congestion charge is based on vehicle occupancy? I've
never heard that before.


Yup - if you drive a vehicle with only enough wheels and seats to carry
1 or 2 people, it's free.

--
Paul Cummins - Always a NetHead
Wasting Bandwidth since 1981

I'm Backing Blair -
www.backingblair.co.uk

JB June 5th 05 09:53 PM

London Eye
 

"Paul Cummins" wrote in message
...
In article ,
(JB) wrote:

The London Congestion charge is based on vehicle occupancy? I've
never heard that before.


Yup - if you drive a vehicle with only enough wheels and seats to carry
1 or 2 people, it's free.


I hadn't thought about motorcycles I have to admit, but that's not the same
as vehicle occupancy. It's just that motorcycles are included as of the
exemptions.



Geordie the Forgery June 5th 05 10:30 PM

London Eye
 

"JB" wrote in message
...

"gay merrington" wrote in message
...
Recently Mayor Ken Livingston wanted to settle the dispute over the
London
Eye by saying he'll take care of things himself if given control
......Does
that mean he'll add a congestion charge to every pod that has more than
one
person in it much as he's done with the congestion charge in London?
Glen


Hu? The London Congestion charge is based on vehicle occupancy? I've
never heard that before.


Neither have I.
As far as I was aware, it was based on the vehicle.



Geordie the Forgery June 5th 05 10:41 PM

London Eye
 

"Geordie the Forgery" wrote in message
...

"JB" wrote in message
...

"gay merrington" wrote in message
...
Recently Mayor Ken Livingston wanted to settle the dispute over the
London
Eye by saying he'll take care of things himself if given control
......Does
that mean he'll add a congestion charge to every pod that has more than
one
person in it much as he's done with the congestion charge in London?
Glen


Hu? The London Congestion charge is based on vehicle occupancy? I've
never heard that before.


Neither have I.
As far as I was aware, it was based on the vehicle.


PS
What is this doing on :-
uk.rec.humour?

(Apart from the fact that London Transport *IS* a joke!)



Colin Rosenstiel June 5th 05 10:41 PM

London Eye
 
In article ,
(JB) wrote:

"Paul Cummins" wrote in message
...
In article ,
(JB) wrote:

The London Congestion charge is based on vehicle occupancy? I've
never heard that before.


Yup - if you drive a vehicle with only enough wheels and seats to
carry 1 or 2 people, it's free.


I hadn't thought about motorcycles I have to admit, but that's not the
same as vehicle occupancy. It's just that motorcycles are included as
of the exemptions.


Isn't that as much the difficulty of using the chosen enforcement system
on motorbikes as any wish to encourage them?

--
Colin Rosenstiel

James Farrar June 5th 05 10:51 PM

London Eye
 
On Sun, 5 Jun 2005 22:41:05 +0000 (UTC), "Geordie the Forgery"
wrote:

PS
What is this doing on :-
uk.rec.humour?


I suspect the OP thought he was being funny.

[FU set, which should give a clue as to how funny I think the first
post was.]


Geezer June 5th 05 10:55 PM

London Eye
 

"JB" wrote in message
...

"gay merrington" wrote in message
...
Recently Mayor Ken Livingston wanted to settle the dispute over the

London
Eye by saying he'll take care of things himself if given control
......Does
that mean he'll add a congestion charge to every pod that has more than
one
person in it much as he's done with the congestion charge in London?
Glen


Hu? The London Congestion charge is based on vehicle occupancy? I've

never
heard that before.

No it isnt based on occupancy...it is based on screwing the car owner for as
much as possible.



Paul Cummins June 6th 05 07:27 AM

London Eye
 
In article ,
(Colin Rosenstiel) wrote:

Isn't that as much the difficulty of using the chosen enforcement
system on motorbikes as any wish to encourage them?


A motorcycle can carry as much luggage as a small car, and 2 people, in
1/4 the road space.

Thus 4 motorcycles, carrying a minimum of 4 people, can fit in the same
space as 1 car.

--
Paul Cummins - Always a NetHead
Wasting Bandwidth since 1981

I'm Backing Blair -
www.backingblair.co.uk

Colin Rosenstiel June 6th 05 10:42 AM

London Eye
 
In article ,
(Paul Cummins) wrote:

In article ,
(Colin Rosenstiel) wrote:

Isn't that as much the difficulty of using the chosen enforcement
system on motorbikes as any wish to encourage them?


A motorcycle can carry as much luggage as a small car, and 2 people, in
1/4 the road space.

Thus 4 motorcycles, carrying a minimum of 4 people, can fit in the same
space as 1 car.


I'm not disagreeing with you. It's just that I doubt that Ken was thinking
what you're thinking when he decided to exempt motorcycles from the
congestion charge.

--
Colin Rosenstiel

Chris! June 6th 05 11:07 AM

London Eye
 


Colin Rosenstiel wrote:
In article ,
(Paul Cummins) wrote:

In article ,
(Colin Rosenstiel) wrote:

Isn't that as much the difficulty of using the chosen enforcement
system on motorbikes as any wish to encourage them?


A motorcycle can carry as much luggage as a small car, and 2 people, in
1/4 the road space.

Thus 4 motorcycles, carrying a minimum of 4 people, can fit in the same
space as 1 car.


I'm not disagreeing with you. It's just that I doubt that Ken was thinking
what you're thinking when he decided to exempt motorcycles from the
congestion charge.


Really? He seems to like buses (more people in less space) surely
motorcycles are exempt for the same reason?


JB June 6th 05 02:50 PM

London Eye
 

"Geezer" wrote in message
eenews.net...

"JB" wrote in message





Hu? The London Congestion charge is based on vehicle occupancy? I've

never
heard that before.

No it isnt based on occupancy...


As I thought.

it is based on screwing the car owner for as
much as possible.



Get yourself an exempt vehicle and you'll be ok.



gay merrington June 6th 05 05:40 PM

London Eye
 
London Transport is a joke,as is Ken Livingston,and the congestion charge is
(was) meant to decrease the amount of cars....Or have we forgotten???The
joke being that if there is more than one person in the pod,to decrease
congestion IN the pod,he adds an extra charge.....Geez I didn't think the
Canadian sense of humour was THAT different to the English,or should I have
used the Canadian to British translation book again? GRIN
Glen

--
I was an only child.....eventually!
"Geordie the Forgery" wrote in message
...

"Geordie the Forgery" wrote in message
...

"JB" wrote in message
...

"gay merrington" wrote in message
...
Recently Mayor Ken Livingston wanted to settle the dispute over the
London
Eye by saying he'll take care of things himself if given control
......Does
that mean he'll add a congestion charge to every pod that has more

than
one
person in it much as he's done with the congestion charge in London?
Glen


Hu? The London Congestion charge is based on vehicle occupancy? I've
never heard that before.


Neither have I.
As far as I was aware, it was based on the vehicle.


PS
What is this doing on :-
uk.rec.humour?

(Apart from the fact that London Transport *IS* a joke!)





Francis Davey June 6th 05 07:13 PM

London Eye
 
gay merrington wrote:
London Transport is a joke,as is Ken Livingston,and the congestion charge is
(was) meant to decrease the amount of cars....Or have we forgotten???The
joke being that if there is more than one person in the pod,to decrease
congestion IN the pod,he adds an extra charge.....Geez I didn't think the
Canadian sense of humour was THAT different to the English,or should I have
used the Canadian to British translation book again? GRIN
Glen


Yes.

Francis

Trev June 6th 05 08:45 PM

London Eye
 

"gay merrington" wrote in message
...
London Transport is a joke,as is Ken Livingston,and the congestion charge
is
(was) meant to decrease the amount of cars....Or have we forgotten???The
joke being that if there is more than one person in the pod,to decrease
congestion IN the pod,he adds an extra charge.....Geez I didn't think the
Canadian sense of humour was THAT different to the English,or should I
have
used the Canadian to British translation book again? GRIN
Glen

--


The joke is that the congestion charge worked. It did reduce the amount of
cars so well that they are not getting in the money.


I was an only child.....eventually!
"Geordie the Forgery" wrote in message
...

"Geordie the Forgery" wrote in message
...

"JB" wrote in message
...

"gay merrington" wrote in message
...
Recently Mayor Ken Livingston wanted to settle the dispute over the
London
Eye by saying he'll take care of things himself if given control
......Does
that mean he'll add a congestion charge to every pod that has more

than
one
person in it much as he's done with the congestion charge in London?
Glen


Hu? The London Congestion charge is based on vehicle occupancy? I've
never heard that before.


Neither have I.
As far as I was aware, it was based on the vehicle.


PS
What is this doing on :-
uk.rec.humour?

(Apart from the fact that London Transport *IS* a joke!)







Nick Cooper June 7th 05 04:08 AM

London Eye
 
On Sun, 5 Jun 2005 16:32:49 +0100, "gay merrington"
wrote:

Recently Mayor Ken Livingston wanted to settle the dispute over the London
Eye by saying he'll take care of things himself if given control ......Does
that mean he'll add a congestion charge to every pod that has more than one
person in it much as he's done with the congestion charge in London?


How sweet! Did your Mummy and Daddy help you with that post, or did
you manage it all on your own?
--
Nick Cooper

[Carefully remove the detonators from my e-mail address to reply!]

The London Underground at War:
http://www.cwgcuser.org.uk/personal/...ra/lu/tuaw.htm
625-Online - classic British television:
http://www.625.org.uk
'Things to Come' - An Incomplete Classic:
http://www.thingstocome.org.uk

gay merrington June 7th 05 10:30 AM

London Eye
 
And how many bikes (aside from those with sidecars) have you seen that carry
more than 2 people?
Glen

--
I was an only child.....eventually!
"Colin Rosenstiel" wrote in message
...
In article ,
(JB) wrote:

"Paul Cummins" wrote in message
...
In article ,
(JB) wrote:

The London Congestion charge is based on vehicle occupancy? I've
never heard that before.

Yup - if you drive a vehicle with only enough wheels and seats to
carry 1 or 2 people, it's free.


I hadn't thought about motorcycles I have to admit, but that's not the
same as vehicle occupancy. It's just that motorcycles are included as
of the exemptions.


Isn't that as much the difficulty of using the chosen enforcement system
on motorbikes as any wish to encourage them?

--
Colin Rosenstiel




gay merrington June 7th 05 10:33 AM

London Eye
 
Nope....BTW thanks for the help with the spelling you gave me when I typed
it up!Much appreciated!Never let it be said that the English aren't a
helpful lot....That's why I just love it here!
Glen

--
I was an only child.....eventually!
"Nick Cooper" wrote in
message ...
On Sun, 5 Jun 2005 16:32:49 +0100, "gay merrington"
wrote:

Recently Mayor Ken Livingston wanted to settle the dispute over the

London
Eye by saying he'll take care of things himself if given control

.......Does
that mean he'll add a congestion charge to every pod that has more than

one
person in it much as he's done with the congestion charge in London?


How sweet! Did your Mummy and Daddy help you with that post, or did
you manage it all on your own?
--
Nick Cooper

[Carefully remove the detonators from my e-mail address to reply!]

The London Underground at War:
http://www.cwgcuser.org.uk/personal/...ra/lu/tuaw.htm
625-Online - classic British television:
http://www.625.org.uk
'Things to Come' - An Incomplete Classic:
http://www.thingstocome.org.uk




gay merrington June 7th 05 10:39 AM

London Eye
 
Nothing wrong with cutting down on congestion,though in other cities what
has worked is occupancy within the cars.What they do is that they have
cameras (similar to the speed cameras here) that take a picture of the
car,and within certain hours of the day (7am-7pm) any car that has more than
2 seats (ie Smart Cars would be exempt for example) that have les than 3
passengers are ticketed/fined/sent a bill for carrying less than the alloted
3 passengers with the exception of motorcycles,cabs,commercial vehicles
(read in delivery vans/company vehicles on call/or applied for exemption) or
similar types of vehicles.Seems to me that would work equally as well in
reducing the congestion within London.Just a thought of what I've seen work
elsewhere.
Glen

--
I was an only child.....eventually!
"Trev" trevbowdenATdsl.pipexDOTnet wrote in message
...

"gay merrington" wrote in message
...
London Transport is a joke,as is Ken Livingston,and the congestion

charge
is
(was) meant to decrease the amount of cars....Or have we forgotten???The
joke being that if there is more than one person in the pod,to decrease
congestion IN the pod,he adds an extra charge.....Geez I didn't think

the
Canadian sense of humour was THAT different to the English,or should I
have
used the Canadian to British translation book again? GRIN
Glen

--


The joke is that the congestion charge worked. It did reduce the amount of
cars so well that they are not getting in the money.


I was an only child.....eventually!
"Geordie the Forgery" wrote in message
...

"Geordie the Forgery" wrote in message
...

"JB" wrote in message
...

"gay merrington" wrote in

message
...
Recently Mayor Ken Livingston wanted to settle the dispute over the
London
Eye by saying he'll take care of things himself if given control
......Does
that mean he'll add a congestion charge to every pod that has more

than
one
person in it much as he's done with the congestion charge in

London?
Glen


Hu? The London Congestion charge is based on vehicle occupancy?

I've
never heard that before.


Neither have I.
As far as I was aware, it was based on the vehicle.


PS
What is this doing on :-
uk.rec.humour?

(Apart from the fact that London Transport *IS* a joke!)









Charlie Pearce June 7th 05 04:31 PM

London Eye
 
On Mon, 6 Jun 2005 08:27 +0100 (BST),
(Paul Cummins) wrote:

In article ,
(Colin Rosenstiel) wrote:

Isn't that as much the difficulty of using the chosen enforcement
system on motorbikes as any wish to encourage them?


A motorcycle can carry as much luggage as a small car, and 2 people, in
1/4 the road space.

Thus 4 motorcycles, carrying a minimum of 4 people, can fit in the same
space as 1 car.


If they were part of a motorcycle display team, perhaps...

Charlie

--
Remove NO-SPOO-PLEASE from my email address to reply
Please send no unsolicited email or foodstuffs

gay merrington June 7th 05 05:08 PM

London Eye
 
Since when did the uk.transport.london newsgroup constitute as humour?....Or
are you doing like others have suggested here and saying the London
Transport system IS a joke?
Just asking,as that's the newsgroup it was posted in....Posted it myself!
Glen

--
I was an only child.....eventually!
"Martin" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 7 Jun 2005 11:39:40 +0100, "gay merrington"
wrote:

Nothing wrong with cutting down on congestion,though in other cities what
has worked is occupancy within the cars.What they do is that they have
cameras (similar to the speed cameras here) that take a picture of the
car,and within certain hours of the day (7am-7pm) any car that has more

than
2 seats (ie Smart Cars would be exempt for example) that have les than 3
passengers are ticketed/fined/sent a bill for carrying less than the

alloted
3 passengers with the exception of motorcycles,cabs,commercial vehicles
(read in delivery vans/company vehicles on call/or applied for exemption)

or
similar types of vehicles.Seems to me that would work equally as well in
reducing the congestion within London.Just a thought of what I've seen

work
elsewhere.
Glen


Can you stop cross posting to urm. It's a group for humour.
--
Martin




Terry Harper June 7th 05 08:14 PM

London Eye
 
On Tue, 7 Jun 2005 11:30:05 +0100, "gay merrington"
wrote:

And how many bikes (aside from those with sidecars) have you seen that carry
more than 2 people?


I've been one of 20 people on a bicycle made for 20. Owned by Hares
back in the 1970s. Actually it had a sidecar for a brakeman.
--
Terry Harper
Website Coordinator, The Omnibus Society
http://www.omnibussoc.org

Geordie the Forgery June 7th 05 08:31 PM

London Eye
 

"gay merrington" wrote in message
...
Nope....BTW thanks for the help with the spelling you gave me when I typed
it up!Much appreciated!Never let it be said that the English aren't a
helpful lot....That's why I just love it here!
Glen


Especially the beer.
Mercan *beer* is like making love in a punt.



Miss L. Toe June 8th 05 07:51 AM

London Eye
 

"Geordie the Forgery" wrote in message
...

"gay merrington" wrote in message
...
Nope....BTW thanks for the help with the spelling you gave me when I

typed
it up!Much appreciated!Never let it be said that the English aren't a
helpful lot....That's why I just love it here!
Glen


Especially the beer.
Mercan *beer* is like making love in a punt.



Both very close to f***ing water.



Tom Anderson June 8th 05 10:38 AM

London Eye
 
On Wed, 8 Jun 2005, Miss L. Toe wrote:


"Geordie the Forgery" wrote in message
...

"gay merrington" wrote in message
...

Nope....BTW thanks for the help with the spelling you gave me when I
typed it up!Much appreciated!Never let it be said that the English
aren't a helpful lot....That's why I just love it here!


Especially the beer. Mercan *beer* is like making love in a punt.


Both very close to f***ing water.


ITYM they're both ****ing close to water.

Of course, depends on who's in the punt with you, so YMMV.

tom

--
SAWING CHASING CRUNCHING ROBOTIC DEMOLITION

Bioboffin June 8th 05 08:27 PM

London Eye
 
Tom Anderson wrote:
On Wed, 8 Jun 2005, Miss L. Toe wrote:


"Geordie the Forgery" wrote in message
...

"gay merrington" wrote in
message ...

Nope....BTW thanks for the help with the spelling you gave me when
I typed it up!Much appreciated!Never let it be said that the
English aren't a helpful lot....That's why I just love it here!

Especially the beer. Mercan *beer* is like making love in a punt.


Both very close to f***ing water.


ITYM they're both ****ing close to water.

Of course, depends on who's in the punt with you, so YMMV.


MRD

:-)

I will explain if pressed, but that was probably what she said...



Malaika June 9th 05 07:09 AM

London Eye
 

"Tom Anderson" wrote in message
.li...
On Wed, 8 Jun 2005, Miss L. Toe wrote:


"Geordie the Forgery" wrote in message
...

"gay merrington" wrote in message
...

Nope....BTW thanks for the help with the spelling you gave me when I
typed it up!Much appreciated!Never let it be said that the English
aren't a helpful lot....That's why I just love it here!

Especially the beer. Mercan *beer* is like making love in a punt.


Both very close to f***ing water.


ITYM they're both ****ing close to water.

Of course, depends on who's in the punt with you, so YMMV.


Actually, couldn't it work both ways? ****ing close to water does sound
more straight forward, but close to ****ing water sounds more like the Viz
profanisaurus entries you read - one slip and ****ing water is all you'll be
doing? Perhaps that would apply more to sex on a raft? Hmm - need to think
about this one.



gay merrington June 10th 05 04:22 PM

London Eye
 
Geez,I thought that was American beer where thier STRONG beer is still only
4% (light beer by British or Canadian standards) and light beer is only
2-3%.....Near-beer by anyone's standards!
Glen

--
I was an only child.....eventually!
"Miss L. Toe" wrote in message
eenews.net...

"Geordie the Forgery" wrote in message
...

"gay merrington" wrote in message
...
Nope....BTW thanks for the help with the spelling you gave me when I

typed
it up!Much appreciated!Never let it be said that the English aren't a
helpful lot....That's why I just love it here!
Glen


Especially the beer.
Mercan *beer* is like making love in a punt.



Both very close to f***ing water.





gay merrington June 10th 05 04:23 PM

London Eye
 


--
I was an only child.....eventually!
"Malaika" wrote in message
...

"Tom Anderson" wrote in message
.li...
On Wed, 8 Jun 2005, Miss L. Toe wrote:


"Geordie the Forgery" wrote in message
...

"gay merrington" wrote in message
...

Nope....BTW thanks for the help with the spelling you gave me when I
typed it up!Much appreciated!Never let it be said that the English
aren't a helpful lot....That's why I just love it here!

Especially the beer. Mercan *beer* is like making love in a punt.

Both very close to f***ing water.


ITYM they're both ****ing close to water.

Of course, depends on who's in the punt with you, so YMMV.


Actually, couldn't it work both ways? ****ing close to water does sound
more straight forward, but close to ****ing water sounds more like the Viz
profanisaurus entries you read - one slip and ****ing water is all you'll

be
doing? Perhaps that would apply more to sex on a raft? Hmm - need to

think
about this one.

We call that sort of beer Canoe....Both F'ing close to water
Glen




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