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Des July 8th 05 03:49 PM

Where are the jokes about the tube bombs?
 

"Jack Jack" wrote in message
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Hi guys, I too live in London and when the bombs went off I said "bad
**** happens" like so many others must have said.

This is definitely a grim situation. Of course we are all shocked.
But at the same time maybe we should take a little break and be less
dour.

In the Blitz,


What's a Blitz?



George Saden July 8th 05 03:49 PM

Where are the jokes about the tube bombs?
 


Des wrote:
"Jack Jack" wrote in message
...

Hi guys, I too live in London and when the bombs went off I said "bad
**** happens" like so many others must have said.

This is definitely a grim situation. Of course we are all shocked.
But at the same time maybe we should take a little break and be less
dour.

In the Blitz,



What's a Blitz?



A series of thousands of planes dropping tonnnes of munitions
simultaeously. London survived that, and put on an olympics 3 years
after the war. So these muslim ******s don't know what they're up
against here. We'll **** the lot of them.



Des July 8th 05 11:45 PM

Where are the jokes about the tube bombs?
 

"George Saden" wrote in message
...


Des wrote:
"Jack Jack" wrote in message
...

Hi guys, I too live in London and when the bombs went off I said "bad
**** happens" like so many others must have said.

This is definitely a grim situation. Of course we are all shocked.
But at the same time maybe we should take a little break and be less
dour.

In the Blitz,



What's a Blitz?



A series of thousands of planes dropping tonnnes of munitions
simultaeously. London survived that, and put on an olympics 3 years
after the war. So these muslim ******s don't know what they're up
against here. We'll **** the lot of them.


Look, I'd be grateful if you saved the "dogged determination" and "bulldog
spirit" for the day that we're faced with some last-ditch battle against
overwhelming odds for the capital. To summon up all this excess verbiage
simply because the little rash which in the 21st century afflicts every
major capital has arrived here, and not even unexpectedly, is just plain
silly. Yes, the deaths of fifty people in such incidents is tragic, and the
exploit ranks among one of the most serious and bloody crimes committed in
London in many years, but please don't lose your perspective. Why? Because
that's one of the terrorist's intentions, that you lose your sense of
proportion and indulge in inflammatory language concerning innocent people
unfortunate enough to have been born into the Muslim faith.
Don't be the terrorist's surrogate. Don't indulge in comparisons between
this event and "London in the blitz", etc. If you are under 70 years of age
you have no actual memories of that conflict anyway, so stop wallowing in
nostalgia for times you never experienced, or only experienced second-hand.
Be a genuine Londoner, the person you really are, not some stuffed
bulldog-breed with a Union jack on the chest you saw once in a souvenir shop
window.
The red London bus was an iconic target. Don't be an iconic victim.
Des.



George Saden July 9th 05 02:00 AM

Where are the jokes about the tube bombs?
 


Des wrote:
"George Saden" wrote in message
...


Des wrote:

"Jack Jack" wrote in message
...


Hi guys, I too live in London and when the bombs went off I said "bad
**** happens" like so many others must have said.

This is definitely a grim situation. Of course we are all shocked.
But at the same time maybe we should take a little break and be less
dour.

In the Blitz,


What's a Blitz?



A series of thousands of planes dropping tonnnes of munitions
simultaeously. London survived that, and put on an olympics 3 years
after the war. So these muslim ******s don't know what they're up
against here. We'll **** the lot of them.



Look, I'd be grateful if you saved the "dogged determination" and "bulldog
spirit" for the day that we're faced with some last-ditch battle against
overwhelming odds for the capital. To summon up all this excess verbiage
s


GO **** yourself you ****.


Skokkie July 9th 05 02:36 PM

Where are the jokes about the tube bombs?
 

"John of Aix" wrote in message
...
Des wrote:
"George Saden" wrote in message
...


Des wrote:
"Jack Jack" wrote in message
...

Hi guys, I too live in London and when the bombs went off I said
"bad **** happens" like so many others must have said.

This is definitely a grim situation. Of course we are all shocked.
But at the same time maybe we should take a little break and be
less dour.

In the Blitz,


What's a Blitz?


A series of thousands of planes dropping tonnnes of munitions
simultaeously. London survived that, and put on an olympics 3 years
after the war. So these muslim ******s don't know what they're up
against here. We'll **** the lot of them.


Look, I'd be grateful if you saved the "dogged determination" and
"bulldog spirit" for the day that we're faced with some last-ditch
battle against overwhelming odds for the capital.


Lovely.

To summon up all
this excess verbiage simply because the little rash which in the 21st
century afflicts every major capital has arrived here, and not even
unexpectedly, is just plain silly. Yes, the deaths of fifty people in
such incidents is tragic, and the exploit ranks among one of the most
serious and bloody crimes committed in London in many years, but
please don't lose your perspective. Why? Because that's one of the
terrorist's intentions, that you lose your sense of proportion and
indulge in inflammatory language concerning innocent people
unfortunate enough to have been born into the Muslim faith.
Don't be the terrorist's surrogate. Don't indulge in comparisons
between this event and "London in the blitz", etc. If you are under
70 years of age you have no actual memories of that conflict anyway,
so stop wallowing in nostalgia for times you never experienced, or
only experienced second-hand. Be a genuine Londoner, the person you
really are, not some stuffed bulldog-breed with a Union jack on the
chest you saw once in a souvenir shop window.
The red London bus was an iconic target. Don't be an iconic victim.


Well said Des.


Aaarg sometimes I just have to agree with John - as I do on this one.



JB July 9th 05 02:45 PM

Where are the jokes about the tube bombs?
 

"Des" wrote in message
...

"George Saden" wrote in message
...


Des wrote:
"Jack Jack" wrote in message



In the Blitz,


What's a Blitz?



A series of thousands of planes dropping tonnnes of munitions
simultaeously. London survived that, and put on an olympics 3 years
after the war. So these muslim ******s don't know what they're up
against here. We'll **** the lot of them.


Look, I'd be grateful


If you don't want your question answered, don't hit that little send button.
If you do want it answered be a little more polite to the person that took
the time out to answer it.



Des July 9th 05 06:25 PM

Where are the jokes about the tube bombs?
 

"JB" wrote in message
...

"Des" wrote in message
...

"George Saden" wrote in message
...


Des wrote:
"Jack Jack" wrote in message



In the Blitz,


What's a Blitz?


A series of thousands of planes dropping tonnnes of munitions
simultaeously. London survived that, and put on an olympics 3 years
after the war. So these muslim ******s don't know what they're up
against here. We'll **** the lot of them.


Look, I'd be grateful


If you don't want your question answered, don't hit that little send

button.
If you do want it answered be a little more polite to the person that took
the time out to answer it.


In his "answer" he described a situation which has absolutely nothing in
common with the present situation regarding the U-bahn bombings in London.
His comparison was ridiculous, almost as ridiculous as you trying to apply a
"tick-box mentality" to other people's posting style.
Please don't clamp me.





BIG_ONE July 9th 05 08:28 PM

Where are the jokes about the tube bombs?
 
"Des" wrote:

What's a Blitz?


plonk


Des July 9th 05 11:44 PM

Where are the jokes about the tube bombs?
 

"BIG_ONE" wrote in message
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"Des" wrote:

What's a Blitz?


plonk


Looking at your posting address I'm not really bothered.



John of Aix July 10th 05 08:33 AM

Where are the jokes about the tube bombs?
 
Skokkie wrote:
"John of Aix" wrote in message
...


Well said Des.


Aaarg sometimes I just have to agree with John - as I do on this one.


Never mind Skokkie, it happens. I expect they'll bring a pill out to
stop it soon though ;-)




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