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Brimstone July 24th 05 09:18 PM

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James Farrar wrote:
On Sun, 24 Jul 2005 20:27:40 +0000 (UTC), "Brimstone"
wrote:

James Farrar wrote:
On Sun, 24 Jul 2005 21:18:41 +0100, Ross
wrote:

On Sun, 24 Jul 2005 09:52:38 +0100, Ian F. wrote in
, seen in uk.railway:
"John Turner" wrote in message
. ..

My wife and I run a small model shop where we are totally reliant
on the good will of our customers. We've been doing that for
almost twenty years, but not many customers come back if you
treat them with contempt, so we have to treat them well.

The difference is that bus drivers, TOC staff et al know full well
that we *have* to use their services

No you don't, any more than you *have* to use Woolworths, a company
which IMX wouldn't know what customer service was if it was tied
to a wet fish and slapped around their face.

A shockingly false analogy.

Woolworths has no monopoly.

In the main, TOCs *do* have a monopoly. Certainly, for my journey to
work, I can catch a Southern train, or I can take about three hours
travelling on multiple buses. Since I don't propose to spen a
quarter of the day commuting, I have no option.


Why not use Southern's main competitor?


Which would be what?


The car. Failing that a motor or pedal cycle.



James Farrar July 24th 05 09:25 PM

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On Sun, 24 Jul 2005 21:18:30 +0000 (UTC), "Brimstone"
wrote:

James Farrar wrote:
On Sun, 24 Jul 2005 20:27:40 +0000 (UTC), "Brimstone"
wrote:

James Farrar wrote:
On Sun, 24 Jul 2005 21:18:41 +0100, Ross
wrote:

On Sun, 24 Jul 2005 09:52:38 +0100, Ian F. wrote in
, seen in uk.railway:
"John Turner" wrote in message
. ..

My wife and I run a small model shop where we are totally reliant
on the good will of our customers. We've been doing that for
almost twenty years, but not many customers come back if you
treat them with contempt, so we have to treat them well.

The difference is that bus drivers, TOC staff et al know full well
that we *have* to use their services

No you don't, any more than you *have* to use Woolworths, a company
which IMX wouldn't know what customer service was if it was tied
to a wet fish and slapped around their face.

A shockingly false analogy.

Woolworths has no monopoly.

In the main, TOCs *do* have a monopoly. Certainly, for my journey to
work, I can catch a Southern train, or I can take about three hours
travelling on multiple buses. Since I don't propose to spen a
quarter of the day commuting, I have no option.

Why not use Southern's main competitor?


Which would be what?


The car. Failing that a motor [cycle]


Sure, if someone wants to buy me one.

or pedal cycle.


After pedalling for however long it would take across London, I would
not be in a fit state to work. We have no showers available.

--
James Farrar

September's coming soon

Tony Polson July 24th 05 11:16 PM

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James Farrar wrote:

A shockingly false analogy.

Woolworths has no monopoly.



Woolworths doesn't make any profit, either.

It is not exactly the most successful of the high street retailers -
which probably has something to do with the poor customer service,
fully supporting John Turner's original point.



Tony Polson July 24th 05 11:20 PM

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"Brimstone" wrote:

James Farrar wrote:
On Sun, 24 Jul 2005 20:27:40 +0000 (UTC), "Brimstone"
wrote:
Why not use Southern's main competitor?


Which would be what?


The car. Failing that a motor or pedal cycle.



The car does not compete with Southern, at least not north of the M25.
When I lived in Haywards Heath and commuted to central London, my
journey by rail took 1h 10m. By car, it took at least 2h, and much
longer if I left home later than 05:30.



Tony Polson July 24th 05 11:21 PM

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Uncle Fester wrote:

Ian F. wrote


The difference is that bus drivers, TOC staff et al know full well that we
*have* to use their services - we can't take our business elsewhere at a
similar cost - so they can treat us with as much derision, contempt and
sneering bad-attitude as they like and we are powerless to do anything about
it.

On the odd occasion when I have reported to a company an instance of
appalling behaviour, I have no doubt that, despite the palliative letters
and promises that it would be dealt with, no mention of it would ever have
been made to the offenders.


Public transport finds it difficult to keep staff. Something to do with
being treated like **** by passengers.



It has much more to do with unsocial hours, especially the shift work.




Ian F. July 25th 05 02:50 AM

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"Ross" wrote in message
...

No you don't, any more than you *have* to use Woolworths,


What a fatuous analogy! There are dozens of shops that sell the same items
as Woolworths.

And yet they don't seem to have any problems making a profit


I think you'll find they do!

rest of post snipped due to lack of credibility

Ian



Brimstone July 25th 05 07:22 AM

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"Ian F." wrote in message
...
"Ross" wrote in message
...

No you don't, any more than you *have* to use Woolworths,


What a fatuous analogy! There are dozens of shops that sell the same items
as Woolworths.


Just as millions of people find alternative methods of travelling to the
train.



Clive D. W. Feather July 25th 05 07:39 AM

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In article , John Turner
writes
Try murdering fanatics, not sure about the cowardly bit, although any
*honest* soldier would wear a uniform.


Like Violette Szabo?

--
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[email protected] July 25th 05 09:37 AM

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A few weeks back I found myself on a tube train with somebody who was S
Byers double. I hadn't quite got the nerve to ask if he was Byers and
to ask why Ministers were such lieing ****s.

Kevin


John Turner July 25th 05 09:52 AM

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"Clive D. W. Feather" wrote

Like Violette Szabo?


New one on me - never heard of him/her.

John.



John Ray July 25th 05 10:04 AM

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wrote:

A few weeks back I found myself on a tube train with somebody who was S
Byers double. I hadn't quite got the nerve to ask if he was Byers and
to ask why Ministers were such lieing ****s.


Why are you telling me this?

--
John Ray, London UK.

Brimstone July 25th 05 10:11 AM

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John Turner wrote:
"Clive D. W. Feather" wrote

Like Violette Szabo?


New one on me - never heard of him/her.


http://www.violette-szabo-museum.co.uk/foyer.htm
http://www.specialforces.co.uk/violette.htm
http://www.historylearningsite.co.uk/violette_szabo.htm



Ross July 25th 05 11:21 AM

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On Sun, 24 Jul 2005 21:24:44 +0100, James Farrar wrote in
, seen in uk.railway:
On Sun, 24 Jul 2005 21:18:41 +0100, Ross
wrote:

[...]
My wife and I run a small model shop where we are totally reliant on the
good will of our customers. We've been doing that for almost twenty
years, but not many customers come back if you treat them with contempt,
so we have to treat them well.

The difference is that bus drivers, TOC staff et al know full well that we
*have* to use their services


No you don't, any more than you *have* to use Woolworths, a company
which IMX wouldn't know what customer service was if it was tied to a
wet fish and slapped around their face.


A shockingly false analogy.


I disagree.


Woolworths has no monopoly.
In the main, TOCs *do* have a monopoly.


The OP in the (sub)thread I'm replying to wasn't complaining about
TOCs but about LU. I'm not aware of any part of London where the
Underground has a monopoly of travel.

In any case, even if TOCs were involved, since when have trains been
the only possible way of getting from A to B?


work, I can catch a Southern train, or I can take about three hours
travelling on multiple buses. Since I don't propose to spen a quarter
of the day commuting, I have no option.


Bike. Car. Motorbike.

There's three options immediately.

--
Ross, Lincoln, UK

We're *not* afraid
http://www.werenotafraid.com

Ross July 25th 05 11:21 AM

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On Mon, 25 Jul 2005 03:50:36 +0100, Ian F. wrote in
, seen in uk.railway:
"Ross" wrote in message
...

No you don't, any more than you *have* to use Woolworths,


What a fatuous analogy! There are dozens of shops that sell the same items
as Woolworths.


I assume that by "fatuous analogy" you mean "Oh, ****, he doesn't
agree with me and I can't come up with a decent argument"?

In case you haven't noticed, there are far more methods of transport
than just trains. Of course, if you wish to only consider one method
(be that train, bus, car or elephant), that's up to you.


And yet they don't seem to have any problems making a profit


I think you'll find they do!
rest of post snipped due to lack of credibility


Yup, I was right. You can't come up with a decent argument so you try
to claim my point isn't credible.

Still, the fact that you are unable to defend your own assertions says
everything I need to know about the value of your own position.


It's very noticeable that throughout this thread there are plenty of
people posting about how awful transport staff are and how the
business is a monopoly, but only who is actually willing to justify
his statements - and he's not one of the people who's claiming poor
staff. All the rest either go quiet or start stonewalling when their
views are challenged.

Strange that. Perhaps it has something to do with the fact they know
they're talking ********?

--
Ross, Lincoln, UK

We're *not* afraid
http://www.werenotafraid.com

Chris Tolley July 25th 05 12:37 PM

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On Mon, 25 Jul 2005 10:52:48 +0100, John Turner wrote:

"Clive D. W. Feather" wrote

Like Violette Szabo?


New one on me - never heard of him/her.


Next time the film, "Carve Her Name With Pride" is on, watch it.

--
http://gallery120232.fotopic.net/p13309746.html
(47 599 at Birmingham New Street, Jun 1985)

Terry Harper July 25th 05 03:12 PM

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On Mon, 25 Jul 2005 12:21:09 +0100, Ross
wrote:

On Mon, 25 Jul 2005 03:50:36 +0100, Ian F. wrote in
, seen in uk.railway:
"Ross" wrote in message
...

No you don't, any more than you *have* to use Woolworths,


Snip

And yet they don't seem to have any problems making a profit


I think you'll find they do!
rest of post snipped due to lack of credibility


Yup, I was right. You can't come up with a decent argument so you try
to claim my point isn't credible.


Just in case anyone is interested in facts, see
http://www.companyannouncements.net/...00271040K.html
--
Terry Harper
Website Coordinator, The Omnibus Society
http://www.omnibussoc.org

Tom Haliax July 25th 05 03:39 PM

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"Ross" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 25 Jul 2005 03:50:36 +0100, Ian F. wrote in
, seen in uk.railway:
"Ross" wrote in message
...

.




It's very noticeable that throughout this thread there are plenty of
people posting about how awful transport staff are and how the
business is a monopoly, but only who is actually willing to justify
his statements - and he's not one of the people who's claiming poor
staff. All the rest either go quiet or start stonewalling when their
views are challenged.

Strange that. Perhaps it has something to do with the fact they know
they're talking ********?

--
Ross, Lincoln, UK

We're *not* afraid
http://www.werenotafraid.com


Two points in reply
1) Public transport staff I meet on my travels are very nearly all fine to
deal with. The ones who are difficult are a very small minority and we can
all have the odd bad day.
2) Trains do have effective monopolies. For example train is the only public
transport to Manchester from my town unless I want to use a succession of
local buses



Neil Williams July 25th 05 06:34 PM

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On Tue, 26 Jul 2005 19:17:24 +0100, BIG_ONE
wrote;

well **** off and die you fat *******


Feeding the troll, perhaps, but some people "run hotter" and therefore
sweat more than others regardless of fitness level. I'd not cycle to
work (about 5-6 miles) if it were not for the fact that showers (very
nice power showers in fact, and thus better than the one in my flat -
there's motivation!) are provided.

Neil

--
Neil Williams in Milton Keynes, UK
When replying please use neil at the above domain
'wensleydale' is a spam trap and is not read.

Ross July 25th 05 08:51 PM

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On Mon, 25 Jul 2005 15:39:48 GMT, Tom Haliax wrote in
, seen in uk.railway:
[...]
Two points in reply
1) Public transport staff I meet on my travels are very nearly all fine to
deal with. The ones who are difficult are a very small minority and we can
all have the odd bad day.


Quite. There *are* some complete arseholes working in the transport
industry, I know this from my own experience, but then there are
complete arseholes working everywhere. My problem with the comments in
this thread is that some people seem to be asserting that it is *only*
the transport industry which has arseholes working for it.


2) Trains do have effective monopolies. For example train is the only public
transport to Manchester from my town unless I want to use a succession of
local buses


Um. Straw man, I think. You're making rail a monopoly by specifying a
small usage sector in your argument. If you make the wider argument,
by discussing available transport rather than only public transport, I
should think it's a very different story.

To give a concrete example: rail has the monopoly of public transport
business between Lincoln and Nottingham, because the only public
transport competition is an occasional National Express coach.
However, rail carries only a minority of Lincoln - Nottingham
travellers, because the majority use the car.

--
Ross, Lincoln, UK

We're *not* afraid
http://www.werenotafraid.com

Motley Crewe July 25th 05 10:18 PM

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"Uncle Fester" wrote in message
enews.net...
SB wrote

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What is it that causes the misfortune and disruption of others so much
amusement from those who should be serving us paying customers?

Such is the attitude tonight amongst staff at stations just after the
second wave of 'bombings.'

On 7/7 I had the sense not to visit London due to the severe
disruption, not, I repeat not, due to any fear of being blown to bits
by any Islamic murdering cowards.

However tonight I was damned if these fools were going to stop my usual
Thursday night in town.

BUT at many stations including local ones, London Underground and
certain TOCs, the customer service staff seemed to revel in the
dusruption. Laughing and joking the ones I spoke, to ask which lines
were running, could hardly take time off from their smiles and laughter
together, to take my concerns seriously, to answer my questions and to
put my mind at ease that things were under control.

I suspect that I'm not the first commuter nor will be the last to get
the impression that by asking for help I'm actually being a damned
nuiscance to them. This has been the attitude towards passengers, sorry
customers, for years. And even in these more dangerous times nothing
seems to have changed.

I might add that at Paddington there are two young customer service
staff who take great delight in acting the arse rather than being
ambassadors for their companies, Great Western &/or National Rail. This
is especially evident when the old Great Western Band is playing on
Friday evenings. These two not only take the **** out of the musicians,
but also out of the passengers watching.

With so-called 'customer service' like this it is no wonder passengers,
customers, commuters, or whatever are ****ed off, especially in London?


You dull ****. Transport staff are going to be in the front line
throughout their working day. They don't have a choice - you do.
Now **** off and grow up.


Now now, just because he's an inbred dimwit, there's no need to call him a
****.

Arf!

Cru

--
"If God had meant women to drive trains he would have put a sink in the
cab."



BIG_ONE July 26th 05 06:17 PM

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James Farrar wrote:

After pedalling for however long it would take across London, I would
not be in a fit state to work. We have no showers available.


well **** off and die you fat *******

James Farrar July 26th 05 07:48 PM

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On Mon, 25 Jul 2005 18:34:58 GMT, (Neil
Williams) wrote:

On Tue, 26 Jul 2005 19:17:24 +0100, BIG_ONE
wrote;

well **** off and die you fat *******


Hmm, "Big One" appears not to have made it past NIN.

Feeding the troll, perhaps, but some people "run hotter" and therefore
sweat more than others regardless of fitness level.


This is true.

I walk from Charing Cross to my office at Great Portland Street and
back every day (subject to rain). The exertion level involved in
cycling in from SE23 is significantly higher...

--
James Farrar

September's coming soon

James Farrar July 26th 05 07:50 PM

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On Mon, 25 Jul 2005 12:21:09 +0100, Ross
wrote:

work, I can catch a Southern train, or I can take about three hours
travelling on multiple buses. Since I don't propose to spen a quarter
of the day commuting, I have no option.


Bike.


Asked and answered.

Car. Motorbike.


Do you propose to buy me one?

Car travel in particular would be more expensive than rail travel,
even if there were zero running costs. (A month's C-charge is more
expensive than 1/12 of a Gold Card from my station).

--
James Farrar

September's coming soon

Terry Harper July 26th 05 10:04 PM

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On Tue, 26 Jul 2005 20:50:52 +0100, James Farrar
wrote:

Car travel in particular would be more expensive than rail travel,
even if there were zero running costs. (A month's C-charge is more
expensive than 1/12 of a Gold Card from my station).


It is possible to buy a vehicle which is exempt from the congestion
charge.
--
Terry Harper
Website Coordinator, The Omnibus Society
http://www.omnibussoc.org

Andrew Bell July 26th 05 11:48 PM

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Uncle Fester ) said:
Terry Harper wrote


Car travel in particular would be more expensive than
rail travel, even if there were zero running costs.
(A month's C-charge is more expensive than 1/12 of a
Gold Card from my station).


It is possible to buy a vehicle which is exempt from
the congestion charge.


It's a ******* finding parking for a bus.


An alternative fuel car (including dual fuel) is entitled to enter the
zone for a tenner a year providing emissions are low enough:
http://www.cclondon.com/downloads/Drivers.pdf

Likewise electrics are entitled to this discount on another form. See
http://www.cclondon.com/exemptions.shtml


--
Andrew



Tom Haliax July 27th 05 08:11 AM

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"Andrew Bell" wrote in message
k...
Uncle Fester ) said:
Terry Harper wrote


Car travel in particular would be more expensive than
rail travel, even if there were zero running costs.
(A month's C-charge is more expensive than 1/12 of a
Gold Card from my station).

It is possible to buy a vehicle which is exempt from
the congestion charge.


It's a ******* finding parking for a bus.


An alternative fuel car (including dual fuel) is entitled to enter the
zone for a tenner a year providing emissions are low enough:
http://www.cclondon.com/downloads/Drivers.pdf

Likewise electrics are entitled to this discount on another form. See
http://www.cclondon.com/exemptions.shtml


--
Andrew





Ross July 27th 05 11:12 AM

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On Tue, 26 Jul 2005 20:50:52 +0100, James Farrar wrote in
, seen in uk.railway:
On Mon, 25 Jul 2005 12:21:09 +0100, Ross
wrote:

work, I can catch a Southern train, or I can take about three hours
travelling on multiple buses. Since I don't propose to spen a quarter
of the day commuting, I have no option.


Bike.


Asked and answered.


Didn't notice, sorry.


Car. Motorbike.


Do you propose to buy me one?


If you'll buy me one in return.

You can buy me a house too, whilst you're at it.


Car travel in particular would be more expensive than rail travel,
even if there were zero running costs. (A month's C-charge is more
expensive than 1/12 of a Gold Card from my station).


What you mean is that "I have another option, but I don't wish to take
it because it is more expensive", not "I have no option".

Rather different things.

Terry Harper has said there are alternative vehicles which don't
attract the full congestion charge. I'll take his word for that, and
simply suggest that there are options that you are, for whatever
reason, unwilling to acknowledge.

--
Ross, Lincoln, UK

We're *not* afraid
http://www.werenotafraid.com

Tom Haliax July 27th 05 04:28 PM

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"Ross" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 26 Jul 2005 20:50:52 +0100, James Farrar wrote in
, seen in uk.railway:
On Mon, 25 Jul 2005 12:21:09 +0100, Ross
wrote:

work, I can catch a Southern train, or I can take about three hours
travelling on multiple buses. Since I don't propose to spen a quarter
of the day commuting, I have no option.

Bike.


Asked and answered.


Didn't notice, sorry.


Car. Motorbike.


Do you propose to buy me one?


If you'll buy me one in return.

You can buy me a house too, whilst you're at it.


Car travel in particular would be more expensive than rail travel,
even if there were zero running costs. (A month's C-charge is more
expensive than 1/12 of a Gold Card from my station).


What you mean is that "I have another option, but I don't wish to take
it because it is more expensive", not "I have no option".

Rather different things.

Terry Harper has said there are alternative vehicles which don't
attract the full congestion charge. I'll take his word for that, and
simply suggest that there are options that you are, for whatever
reason, unwilling to acknowledge.

--
Ross, Lincoln, UK


Now now. Don't be silly. Accept that for options to be viable they have to
be realistic rather than theoretical.
Think of sensible realistic options.
For example buying a hybrid car to beat a congestion charge would be silly.
Say 220 working days per year x £5 = £1,100. Rather less than the
depreciation of an expensive hybrid car so to most salaried p.a.y.e.
employees it's not in any realistic sense an option.
When I worked in central London my options for getting to work were proper
train, District Line or motorbike and I used them all from time to time.
Theoretically I could have walked, cycled, used several buses ( oh I forgot
two buses and tube could be done but that would have been a pointless waste
of time) or even used my car but in no practical way were they options that
could reallistically exercised on a regular basis. So they were not options
except in some daft schoolboyish arguement.



We're *not* afraid
http://www.werenotafraid.com




Ross July 27th 05 06:55 PM

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On Wed, 27 Jul 2005 16:28:57 GMT, Tom Haliax wrote in
, seen in uk.railway:
"Ross" wrote in message
...


work, I can catch a Southern train, or I can take about three hours
travelling on multiple buses. Since I don't propose to spen a quarter
of the day commuting, I have no option.

[big snip]
Car travel in particular would be more expensive than rail travel,
even if there were zero running costs. (A month's C-charge is more
expensive than 1/12 of a Gold Card from my station).


What you mean is that "I have another option, but I don't wish to take
it because it is more expensive", not "I have no option".

Rather different things.

[big snip]
Now now. Don't be silly.


Why not? Everyone else is being silly, in the "I don't agree therefore
any options presented are stupid and irrelevant" sense, so why
shouldn't I join in the fun?


Accept that for options to be viable they have to
be realistic rather than theoretical.

[big snip]

Yup. But, of course, realistic options rather rely on those they're
suggested to being open minded enough to actually realise that they're
realistic.

I think that's where the sticking point is, which makes the entire
conversation pointless, as it seems that any realistic option offered
gets an automatic response along the lines of "That's not realistic
because I don't like it".

Like you say, we're into schoolboy-ish arguments, and there ain't
nobody going to win because schoolboy arguments are never won; both
sides simply go off in a huff.

--
Ross, Lincoln, UK

We're *not* afraid
http://www.werenotafraid.com

Tom Haliax July 27th 05 07:12 PM

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"Ross" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 27 Jul 2005 16:28:57 GMT, Tom Haliax wrote in
, seen in uk.railway:
"Ross" wrote in message
...


work, I can catch a Southern train, or I can take about three

hours
travelling on multiple buses. Since I don't propose to spen a

quarter
of the day commuting, I have no option.

[big snip]
Car travel in particular would be more expensive than rail travel,
even if there were zero running costs. (A month's C-charge is more
expensive than 1/12 of a Gold Card from my station).

What you mean is that "I have another option, but I don't wish to take
it because it is more expensive", not "I have no option".

Rather different things.

[big snip]
Now now. Don't be silly.


Why not? Everyone else is being silly, in the "I don't agree therefore
any options presented are stupid and irrelevant" sense, so why
shouldn't I join in the fun?


Accept that for options to be viable they have to
be realistic rather than theoretical.

[big snip]

Yup. But, of course, realistic options rather rely on those they're
suggested to being open minded enough to actually realise that they're
realistic.

I think that's where the sticking point is, which makes the entire
conversation pointless, as it seems that any realistic option offered
gets an automatic response along the lines of "That's not realistic
because I don't like it".

Like you say, we're into schoolboy-ish arguments, and there ain't
nobody going to win because schoolboy arguments are never won; both
sides simply go off in a huff.

--
Ross, Lincoln, UK

No I,m not in a huff. I rather like a good arguement. End this as a score

draw?



Stevie D July 27th 05 07:45 PM

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Uncle Fester wrote:

It is possible to buy a vehicle which is exempt from the congestion
charge.


It's a ******* finding parking for a bus.


I believe that a 9-seater Landrover Defender 110 is exempt from the
charge, by virtue of it having more than 8 seats. Not the sort of car
you'd think Red Ken would want to encourage, but there you go...

--
Stevie D
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\\\\\\\__X__/////// common hedgehog since 2001 - "HedgeHugs"
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Neil Williams July 27th 05 10:33 PM

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On Wed, 27 Jul 2005 20:45:23 +0100, Stevie D
wrote:

I believe that a 9-seater Landrover Defender 110 is exempt from the
charge, by virtue of it having more than 8 seats. Not the sort of car
you'd think Red Ken would want to encourage, but there you go...


No, but a 12-seater LR 110 is exempt, as it's a minibus.

The definition of a minibus, incidentally, is a vehicle that has 9 or
more passenger seats *additional to the driver*. A more recent
Defender 110 that has 9 seats *in total* (to avoid the minibus
regs[1]) doesn't count.

Or we could, of course, all go and drive around in 17-seater LDVs,
which aren't quite what Ken wants to encourage one passenger to travel
in either. I'm surprised the exemption isn't based on a requirement
for it to be being used as a PSV (taxi etc) and not privately. It
does require registration at a nominal fee, but I recall it is
available to any owner or operator of such a vehicle.

That said, from past experience it's a bugger to park one in London -
too high (7' 6") for most car parks, but not welcome in coach parks!

[1] The original 12-seater Defender exists to avoid the car tax regs;
it doesn't sensibly seat 12 unless all are midgets[2]. How things
change...

[2] Midget adults, not children, because you can't legally use the
side-facing 6 seats for under-16s in the minibus configuration.

Neil

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Ross July 28th 05 10:21 AM

Laughing Jackasses on the Railways
 
On Wed, 27 Jul 2005 19:12:34 GMT, Tom Haliax wrote in
, seen in uk.railway:
"Ross" wrote in message
...

[...]
Like you say, we're into schoolboy-ish arguments, and there ain't
nobody going to win because schoolboy arguments are never won; both
sides simply go off in a huff.

No I,m not in a huff. I rather like a good arguement. End this as a score
draw?


You ain't and I ain't, but we're not going to change each other's
minds, which means a huff is an option if we keep arguing. So, yes, a
score draw and a handshake is a good idea. :)

fx:extends hand

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