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John Rowland October 18th 05 09:40 PM

Bus jam in Notting Hill last Sunday
 
Hi all,

There seemed to be about a hundred buses in Notting Hill last Sunday,
blocking both sides of (I think) Westbourne Grove. They seemed to be all
red, and there were no cars between them, just solid bus. The police had
closed off the road. What was all that about?

--
John Rowland - Spamtrapped
Transport Plans for the London Area, updated 2001
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Acro...69/tpftla.html
A man's vehicle is a symbol of his manhood.
That's why my vehicle's the Piccadilly Line -
It's the size of a county and it comes every two and a half minutes



Alek October 18th 05 11:40 PM

Bus jam in Notting Hill last Sunday
 
Was it Evel Knievels 75th Birthday bash...???

Tom Anderson October 19th 05 02:25 PM

Bus jam in Notting Hill last Sunday
 
On Wed, 19 Oct 2005, Alek wrote:

Was it Evel Knievels 75th Birthday bash...???


Nah - the bus drivers are having their own version of Critical Mass, innit.

tom

--
24-Hour Monkey-Vision!

John of Aix October 19th 05 09:47 PM

Bus jam in Notting Hill last Sunday
 
John Rowland wrote:

Bus jam? This recycling thing is going too far.




Ian F. October 20th 05 10:24 AM

Bus jam in Notting Hill last Sunday
 
"Tom Anderson" wrote in message
h.li...

Nah - the bus drivers are having their own version of Critical Mass,
innit.


No, they were meeting to discuss the latest snarly expressions they can give
to passengers, the newest verbal insults and which are the best manoeuvres
to use to fling standing passengers to the floor.

Ian



[email protected] October 20th 05 12:11 PM

Bus jam in Notting Hill last Sunday
 


It was the 5th annual Cockney Busmens Holiday

Cor Blimey Guv

I should bleedin CoCo

They Convoy en-masse out west before doing a sharp left over Battersea
bridge and around the South Circular to Penge

Izerntit


Ivor Jones October 20th 05 02:27 PM

Bus jam in Notting Hill last Sunday
 


"Ian F." wrote in message

"Tom Anderson" wrote in message
h.li...

Nah - the bus drivers are having their own version of
Critical Mass, innit.


No, they were meeting to discuss the latest snarly
expressions they can give to passengers, the newest
verbal insults and which are the best manoeuvres to use
to fling standing passengers to the floor.
Ian


Or perhaps they were meeting to discuss how best to deal with passengers
who get on and refuse to pay, threatening to punch the drivers' lights out
if they dare ask them to.

Ivor



Moo Moo MhuttsAss October 20th 05 04:13 PM

Bus jam in Notting Hill last Sunday
 


We need more of that in this country


Ivor Jones October 20th 05 04:33 PM

Bus jam in Notting Hill last Sunday
 


"Moo Moo MhuttsAss" wrote in
message
oups.com
We need more of that in this country


More of what..? If you don't quote what you're replying to, how is anyone
to know..?

Ivor



John of Aix October 20th 05 06:55 PM

Bus jam in Notting Hill last Sunday
 
wrote:
It was the 5th annual Cockney Busmens Holiday

Cor Blimey Guv

I should bleedin CoCo

They Convoy en-masse out west before doing a sharp left over Battersea
bridge and around the South Circular to Penge


You're bleeding kidding me sunshine. I know the blokes down the buses
and there ain't one of 'em who would set foot near bleedin' Penge. Why
do ya think you 'ave to wait so long for a bleedin' bus there eh?



[email protected] October 20th 05 10:37 PM

Bus jam in Notting Hill last Sunday
 


We got the bleedin trams there now innit


Tom Anderson October 20th 05 11:21 PM

Bus jam in Notting Hill last Sunday
 
On Thu, 20 Oct 2005, Ivor Jones wrote:

"Moo Moo MhuttsAss" wrote in
message
oups.com

We need more of that in this country


More of what..? If you don't quote what you're replying to, how is anyone
to know..?


DOES NOT MATTER. MORE OF IT DAMMIT!!!

tom

--
Yulava? Niob Yam!

Ivor Jones October 20th 05 11:30 PM

Bus jam in Notting Hill last Sunday
 


"Tom Anderson" wrote in message
h.li
On Thu, 20 Oct 2005, Ivor Jones wrote:

"Moo Moo MhuttsAss" wrote in
message
oups.com

We need more of that in this country


More of what..? If you don't quote what you're replying
to, how is anyone to know..?


DOES NOT MATTER. MORE OF IT DAMMIT!!!


Taxes..? Petrol price rises..? Murders..?

Ivor



John Rowland October 21st 05 03:24 AM

Bus jam in Notting Hill last Sunday
 
"Vernon" wrote in message
...
"John Rowland" wrote in message
...
Hi all,

There seemed to be .....


And you thought you would get a sensible answer?


All the answers had some use, except yours.

--
John Rowland - Spamtrapped
Transport Plans for the London Area, updated 2001
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Acro...69/tpftla.html
A man's vehicle is a symbol of his manhood.
That's why my vehicle's the Piccadilly Line -
It's the size of a county and it comes every two and a half minutes



Ian F. October 21st 05 08:32 AM

Bus jam in Notting Hill last Sunday
 
"Ivor Jones" wrote in message
...

Or perhaps they were meeting to discuss how best to deal with passengers
who get on and refuse to pay, threatening to punch the drivers' lights out
if they dare ask them to.


I've never done, or even dreamed of doing, any such thing, yet I've been
insulted, ignored and scowled at - and slung to the floor by abysmal
driving - by countless bus drivers.

Ian



[email protected] October 21st 05 10:36 AM

Bus jam in Notting Hill last Sunday
 
passengers
who get on and refuse to pay, threatening to punch the drivers' lights
out
if they dare ask them to.


Izerntit


Ivor Jones October 21st 05 10:40 AM

Bus jam in Notting Hill last Sunday
 


"Ian F." wrote in message

"Ivor Jones" wrote in message
...

Or perhaps they were meeting to discuss how best to
deal with passengers who get on and refuse to pay,
threatening to punch the drivers' lights out if they
dare ask them to.


I've never done, or even dreamed of doing, any such
thing, yet I've been insulted, ignored and scowled at -
and slung to the floor by abysmal driving - by countless
bus drivers.


I would never dream of suggesting that you would try and evade payment,
but an awful lot of people do. Come and travel on my bus and you will see
what I mean. A large proportion (I won't say a majority, since it isn't,
although it sometimes seems that way) of passengers in my area
(Birmingham) seem to think it is perfectly normal and acceptable behaviour
to not pay their bus fare.

Requesting assistance over the radio from an inspector or the police is
usually met with the reply "let them travel" - it's cheaper to let the
passengers travel free than to pay the driver sick pay while he's off work
having been assaulted. I ask you, what other business do you know of that
actively permits its' customers to avail themselves of the goods or
services supplied free of charge..?!

The driver gets it in the neck (sometimes literally) if he/she dares to
question this, with the appalling results that most drivers don't bother,
meaning free travel has become normal and acceptable.

By the way, I don't sling passengers to the floor (unless I am forced to
do an emergency brake by an idiot car driver, which unfortunately happens
on occasion) nor do I insult or scowl at people, unless they do the same
to me first, that is, when I reserve the right to give as good as I get.

Ivor



Ivor Jones October 21st 05 10:41 AM

Bus jam in Notting Hill last Sunday
 


wrote in message
oups.com
passengers
who get on and refuse to pay, threatening to punch the
drivers' lights out
if they dare ask them to.


Izerntit


Que..?

Ivor



[email protected] October 21st 05 10:43 AM

Bus jam in Notting Hill last Sunday
 


We want MORE of that !


Ian F. October 22nd 05 07:57 AM

Bus jam in Notting Hill last Sunday
 
"Ivor Jones" wrote in message
...

By the way, I don't sling passengers to the floor (unless I am forced to
do an emergency brake by an idiot car driver, which unfortunately happens
on occasion) nor do I insult or scowl at people, unless they do the same
to me first, that is, when I reserve the right to give as good as I get.


We need more of the likes of you in London, Ivor. The dour, pig-ignorant,
slow-witted bunch of loonies that we have as bus-drivers (and this is the
majority, not just a few) could do with your measured, intelligent attitude.

Ian
(ducks to escape slaps from the three Ivor-esque London bus-drivers on these
groups!)



October 22nd 05 09:11 AM

Bus jam in Notting Hill last Sunday
 
said:

We want MORE of that !


More of what..? If you don't quote what you're replying to,
how is anyone to know..?


--




Leyland_Leopard October 22nd 05 10:18 AM

Bus jam in Notting Hill last Sunday
 
wrote in message
...
said:

We want MORE of that !


More of what..? If you don't quote what you're replying to,
how is anyone to know..?


I'm getting a sense of deja vue......



Ivor Jones October 22nd 05 10:42 AM

Bus jam in Notting Hill last Sunday
 


"Leyland_Leopard" wrote in
message
wrote in message
...
said:

We want MORE of that !


More of what..? If you don't quote what you're replying
to, how is anyone to know..?


I'm getting a sense of deja vue......


I've heard that somewhere before...!

Ivor



Alek October 22nd 05 10:51 PM

Bus jam in Notting Hill last Sunday
 
Jeepers Ivor I did`nt think it would be that quick.....early this mornin the
driver of a No 27 stopped between stops to allow us pair of lost non-locals
board his bus and then stopped well short of his stop to facilitate us
gettin back to our hotel....One Brush and Tar does`nt always paint a true
picture !!


Ivor Jones October 23rd 05 06:23 PM

Bus jam in Notting Hill last Sunday
 


"Alek" wrote in message

Jeepers Ivor I did`nt think it would be that
quick.....early this mornin the driver of a No 27 stopped
between stops to allow us pair of lost non-locals board
his bus and then stopped well short of his stop to
facilitate us gettin back to our hotel....One Brush and
Tar does`nt always paint a true picture !!


True, but be wary of getting on and off between stops. If you trip and
fall over the incident could be deemed not to be covered by company
insurance, meaning you might not get any compensation and the driver would
also be in trouble. If the management are anything like ours, that is..!

Ivor



Steve and Debs October 24th 05 12:57 AM

Bus jam in Notting Hill last Sunday
 

"Ivor Jones" wrote in message
...


"Alek" wrote in message

Jeepers Ivor I did`nt think it would be that
quick.....early this mornin the driver of a No 27 stopped
between stops to allow us pair of lost non-locals board
his bus and then stopped well short of his stop to
facilitate us gettin back to our hotel....One Brush and
Tar does`nt always paint a true picture !!


True, but be wary of getting on and off between stops. If you trip and
fall over the incident could be deemed not to be covered by company
insurance, meaning you might not get any compensation and the driver would
also be in trouble. If the management are anything like ours, that is..!

Or in other words "It's more van me jobsworf guv"



Ian Jelf October 24th 05 11:17 AM

Bus jam in Notting Hill last Sunday
 
In message , Steve
and Debs writes
Or in other words "It's more van me jobsworf guv"


It's not the first and I don't suppose it'll be the last time that this
old chestnut comes up.

There's no really easy solution. "Imprison" someone in a bus stuck at
traffic and they get irritated and it can lead to friction. Let them
off and they get hurt and as Ivor says they'll sue (or try to).

It's one reason I so prefer Routemasters in London. When the Oxford
Street traffic bungs up you can just hop off. I've been very
frustrated at being stuck on a 73 unable to do so on more than one
occasion.

For what it's worth, I think that if you leave between stops it should
be at your own rest but then I'm no lawyer!
--
Ian Jelf, MITG
Birmingham, UK

Registered Blue Badge Tourist Guide for London and the Heart of England
http://www.bluebadge.demon.co.uk

Ivor Jones October 24th 05 06:12 PM

Bus jam in Notting Hill last Sunday
 


"Steve and Debs" wrote in message

"Ivor Jones" wrote in message
...


[snip]

True, but be wary of getting on and off between stops.
If you trip and fall over the incident could be deemed
not to be covered by company insurance, meaning you
might not get any compensation and the driver would
also be in trouble. If the management are anything like
ours, that is..!


Or in other words "It's more van me jobsworf guv"


Make fun of it if you like, but it is a serious issue. I have seen people
seriously injured trying to get on/off away from stops. I don't want the
hassle, thanks. Is it really worth it to save walking a few yards..?

Ivor



Ivor Jones October 24th 05 06:14 PM

Bus jam in Notting Hill last Sunday
 


"Ian Jelf" wrote in message


[snip]

For what it's worth, I think that if you leave between
stops it should be at your own rest but then I'm no
lawyer!


Fine, I have no problem with that in principle, but I want a letter from
the company chief executive exonerating me from all blame in the event of
an incident should I let someone on/off away from a stop. Somehow I don't
think I would get one if I asked..!

Ivor



Colin Rosenstiel October 24th 05 11:51 PM

Bus jam in Notting Hill last Sunday
 
In article , lid (Ivor
Jones) wrote:

"Steve and Debs" wrote in message

"Ivor Jones" wrote in message
...


[snip]

True, but be wary of getting on and off between stops.
If you trip and fall over the incident could be deemed
not to be covered by company insurance, meaning you
might not get any compensation and the driver would
also be in trouble. If the management are anything like
ours, that is..!


Or in other words "It's more van me jobsworf guv"


Make fun of it if you like, but it is a serious issue. I have seen
people seriously injured trying to get on/off away from stops. I
don't want the hassle, thanks. Is it really worth it to save walking
a few yards..?


Once upon a time people were responsible for their own safety, before
Nanny State intervened. :-(

--
Colin Rosenstiel

Dave Hillam October 25th 05 10:04 AM

Bus jam in Notting Hill last Sunday
 
Colin Rosenstiel wrote in uk.transport.london on Tue, 25 Oct 2005
00:51 +0100 (BST)
:

In article , lid (Ivor
Jones) wrote:

Make fun of it if you like, but it is a serious issue. I have seen
people seriously injured trying to get on/off away from stops. I
don't want the hassle, thanks. Is it really worth it to save walking
a few yards..?


Once upon a time people were responsible for their own safety, before
Nanny State intervened. :-(


IIRC the previous more relaxed and laissez-faire arrangements for
replacement railway bus services were tightened after a private claim
was taken out against a bus company (and BR) by a woman who broke her
leg on getting off the bus at the end of her road rather than at the
station. I'm not quite sure how you can blame the "Nanny State" for
her claim.

--
hike
- a walking tour or outing, esp. of the self-conscious kind
Chambers 20th Century Dictionary

Colin Rosenstiel October 25th 05 04:33 PM

Bus jam in Notting Hill last Sunday
 
In article ,
] (Dave Hillam) wrote:

Colin Rosenstiel wrote in uk.transport.london on Tue, 25 Oct 2005
00:51 +0100 (BST)
:

In article , lid
(Ivor Jones) wrote:

Make fun of it if you like, but it is a serious issue. I have seen
people seriously injured trying to get on/off away from stops. I
don't want the hassle, thanks. Is it really worth it to save
walking a few yards..?


Once upon a time people were responsible for their own safety,
before Nanny State intervened. :-(


IIRC the previous more relaxed and laissez-faire arrangements for
replacement railway bus services were tightened after a private claim
was taken out against a bus company (and BR) by a woman who broke her
leg on getting off the bus at the end of her road rather than at the
station. I'm not quite sure how you can blame the "Nanny State" for
her claim.


The courts are part of the state. Why they stopped expecting people to
take any responsibility for their own safety I don't know.

--
Colin Rosenstiel


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