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heavyhorses September 24th 06 01:09 PM

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Found this "save top gear" petition link on another forum, if you are
remotely interested, sign online he-
http://www.petitiononline.com/tg100/petition.html


Worth reading this too:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,22006440317,00.html

Clarkson's article, if you haven't seen it. Cheers you up a bit.



Marc Brett September 24th 06 04:22 PM

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On Sun, 24 Sep 2006 13:09:00 GMT, "Heavyhorses"
wrote:

Found this "save top gear" petition link on another forum, if you are
remotely interested, sign online he-
http://www.petitiononline.com/tg100/petition.html


A bit less fawning and a bit more sense from the other side:

http://media.guardian.co.uk/site/sto...457717,00.html

http://www.transport2000.org.uk/news...sArticleID=239



Stephen Farrow September 24th 06 06:00 PM

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Heavyhorses wrote:
Found this "save top gear" petition link on another forum, if you are
remotely interested, sign online he-
http://www.petitiononline.com/tg100/petition.html


Worth reading this too:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,22006440317,00.html

Clarkson's article, if you haven't seen it. Cheers you up a bit.



The phrases "worth reading" and "by Jeremy Clarkson" do not belong in
the same sentence.

--

Stephen

It's never too late, as a wise person once said. I think it was Kylie.

SteveH September 24th 06 09:08 PM

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Marc Brett wrote:

On Sun, 24 Sep 2006 13:09:00 GMT, "Heavyhorses"
wrote:

Found this "save top gear" petition link on another forum, if you are
remotely interested, sign online he-
http://www.petitiononline.com/tg100/petition.html


A bit less fawning and a bit more sense from the other side:

http://media.guardian.co.uk/site/sto...457717,00.html

http://www.transport2000.org.uk/news...p?NewsArticleI
D=239


18 months ago.....
--
Steve H 'You're not a real petrolhead unless you've owned an Alfa Romeo'
www.italiancar.co.uk - Honda VFR800 - Hongdou GY200 - Alfa 75 TSpark
Alfa 156 2.0 TSpark - B6 Passat 2.0TDI - COSOC KOTL
BoTAFOT #87 - BoTAFOF #18 - MRO # - UKRMSBC #7 - Apostle #2 - YTC #

SteveH September 24th 06 09:08 PM

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Stephen Farrow wrote:

Heavyhorses wrote:
Found this "save top gear" petition link on another forum, if you are
remotely interested, sign online he-
http://www.petitiononline.com/tg100/petition.html


Worth reading this too:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,22006440317,00.html

Clarkson's article, if you haven't seen it. Cheers you up a bit.



The phrases "worth reading" and "by Jeremy Clarkson" do not belong in
the same sentence.


Have you actually read any of his work?

I suspect not.
--
Steve H 'You're not a real petrolhead unless you've owned an Alfa Romeo'
www.italiancar.co.uk - Honda VFR800 - Hongdou GY200 - Alfa 75 TSpark
Alfa 156 2.0 TSpark - B6 Passat 2.0TDI - COSOC KOTL
BoTAFOT #87 - BoTAFOF #18 - MRO # - UKRMSBC #7 - Apostle #2 - YTC #

Stephen Farrow September 24th 06 09:24 PM

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SteveH wrote:
Stephen Farrow wrote:

Heavyhorses wrote:
Found this "save top gear" petition link on another forum, if you are
remotely interested, sign online he-
http://www.petitiononline.com/tg100/petition.html


Worth reading this too:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,22006440317,00.html

Clarkson's article, if you haven't seen it. Cheers you up a bit.


The phrases "worth reading" and "by Jeremy Clarkson" do not belong in
the same sentence.


Have you actually read any of his work?


Yes I have, thank you.

--

Stephen

Drusilla: Do you love my insides? The parts you can't see?
Spike: Eyeballs to entrails, my sweet.

SteveH September 24th 06 09:24 PM

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Stephen Farrow wrote:

The phrases "worth reading" and "by Jeremy Clarkson" do not belong in
the same sentence.


Have you actually read any of his work?


Yes I have, thank you.


The books, or the newspaper rants?
--
Steve H 'You're not a real petrolhead unless you've owned an Alfa Romeo'
www.italiancar.co.uk - Honda VFR800 - Hongdou GY200 - Alfa 75 TSpark
Alfa 156 2.0 TSpark - B6 Passat 2.0TDI - COSOC KOTL
BoTAFOT #87 - BoTAFOF #18 - MRO # - UKRMSBC #7 - Apostle #2 - YTC #

Stephen Farrow September 24th 06 09:46 PM

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SteveH wrote:
Stephen Farrow wrote:

The phrases "worth reading" and "by Jeremy Clarkson" do not belong in
the same sentence.
Have you actually read any of his work?

Yes I have, thank you.


The books, or the newspaper rants?


Both. He's a hack.

--

Stephen

The chimp, playing hockey? Is that based on the Chekhov?

SteveH September 24th 06 09:50 PM

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Stephen Farrow wrote:

SteveH wrote:
Stephen Farrow wrote:

The phrases "worth reading" and "by Jeremy Clarkson" do not belong in
the same sentence.
Have you actually read any of his work?
Yes I have, thank you.


The books, or the newspaper rants?


Both. He's a hack.


And you have no sense of humour.
--
Steve H 'You're not a real petrolhead unless you've owned an Alfa Romeo'
www.italiancar.co.uk - Honda VFR800 - Hongdou GY200 - Alfa 75 TSpark
Alfa 156 2.0 TSpark - B6 Passat 2.0TDI - COSOC KOTL
BoTAFOT #87 - BoTAFOF #18 - MRO # - UKRMSBC #7 - Apostle #2 - YTC #

Stephen Farrow September 24th 06 09:55 PM

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SteveH wrote:
Stephen Farrow wrote:

SteveH wrote:
Stephen Farrow wrote:

The phrases "worth reading" and "by Jeremy Clarkson" do not belong in
the same sentence.
Have you actually read any of his work?
Yes I have, thank you.
The books, or the newspaper rants?

Both. He's a hack.


And you have no sense of humour.


Really? I have no sense of humour because I fail to appreciate the
burblings of a hack writer whose work cynically panders to the lowest
common denominator?

Clarkson's books and columns amply demonstrate that he wouldn't
recognise genuine wit if it sat on his face. The fact that you're
engaging in such a spirited defence of such a ****-poor excuse for a
writer strongly suggests that neither, unfortunately, would you.

--

Stephen

I've Googled till I just can't Google no more.

SteveH September 24th 06 09:56 PM

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Stephen Farrow wrote:

SteveH wrote:
Stephen Farrow wrote:

SteveH wrote:
Stephen Farrow wrote:

The phrases "worth reading" and "by Jeremy Clarkson" do not belong in
the same sentence.
Have you actually read any of his work?
Yes I have, thank you.
The books, or the newspaper rants?
Both. He's a hack.


And you have no sense of humour.


Really? I have no sense of humour because I fail to appreciate the
burblings of a hack writer whose work cynically panders to the lowest
common denominator?

Clarkson's books and columns amply demonstrate that he wouldn't
recognise genuine wit if it sat on his face. The fact that you're
engaging in such a spirited defence of such a ****-poor excuse for a
writer strongly suggests that neither, unfortunately, would you.


I actually doubt you've done any extensive reading of Clarkson's writing
given that you appear to hate him so much.
--
Steve H 'You're not a real petrolhead unless you've owned an Alfa Romeo'
www.italiancar.co.uk - Honda VFR800 - Hongdou GY200 - Alfa 75 TSpark
Alfa 156 2.0 TSpark - B6 Passat 2.0TDI - COSOC KOTL
BoTAFOT #87 - BoTAFOF #18 - MRO # - UKRMSBC #7 - Apostle #2 - YTC #

Stephen Farrow September 24th 06 09:58 PM

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SteveH wrote:
Stephen Farrow wrote:

SteveH wrote:
Stephen Farrow wrote:

SteveH wrote:
Stephen Farrow wrote:

The phrases "worth reading" and "by Jeremy Clarkson" do not belong in
the same sentence.
Have you actually read any of his work?
Yes I have, thank you.
The books, or the newspaper rants?
Both. He's a hack.
And you have no sense of humour.

Really? I have no sense of humour because I fail to appreciate the
burblings of a hack writer whose work cynically panders to the lowest
common denominator?

Clarkson's books and columns amply demonstrate that he wouldn't
recognise genuine wit if it sat on his face. The fact that you're
engaging in such a spirited defence of such a ****-poor excuse for a
writer strongly suggests that neither, unfortunately, would you.


I actually doubt you've done any extensive reading of Clarkson's writing
given that you appear to hate him so much.


Then you would be wrong (and I don't "hate" him - he's not worth the
effort), a state with which I imagine you are *quite* familiar.


--

Stephen

Philippa: Can we make this brew fairly speedy? I'm
worried about the traffic.
Twinkle: Well, I'm worried about burning me flipping mouth.
I've got a sex life to think of, you know.

Adrian Clark September 25th 06 08:46 AM

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In article ,
(SteveH) wrote:

http://media.guardian.co.uk/site/sto...457717,00.html

http://www.transport2000.org.uk/news...p?NewsArticleI
D=239


18 months ago.....


Exactly. As the man said, "a little less fawning". Would you rather read
a factual article about Princess Diana written in July 1997, or one
written in September 1997?

(Yes, I know... neither. But you see my point!)


Adrian

--
http://www.spaghetti-factory.co.uk
http://www.custom-transcription.com

Adrian September 25th 06 10:30 AM

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SteveH ) gurgled happily, sounding much like they
were saying :

Clarkson's books and columns amply demonstrate that he wouldn't
recognise genuine wit if it sat on his face. The fact that you're
engaging in such a spirited defence of such a ****-poor excuse for a
writer strongly suggests that neither, unfortunately, would you.


I actually doubt you've done any extensive reading of Clarkson's
writing given that you appear to hate him so much.


Clarkson's column in CAR 15ish years ago was far more entertaining than any
of his recent output - since he started to believe his own hype - and yet
still came a poor second to the other regular columnists (Bulgin,
Llewellyn, Bishop) and contributors (Cropley et al)

Boltar September 25th 06 01:26 PM

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Marc Brett wrote:

On Sun, 24 Sep 2006 13:09:00 GMT, "Heavyhorses"
wrote:

Found this "save top gear" petition link on another forum, if you are
remotely interested, sign online he-
http://www.petitiononline.com/tg100/petition.html


A bit less fawning and a bit more sense from the other side:


Sense from the Guardian and Transport 2000? I suppose if you're
some yoghurt knitting car hating hippie who lives in a treehouse then
perhaps it would seem like sense. To quote from the article you
mentioned: TG apparently "should be replaced by a programme promoting
sensible driving in sensible vehicles". Yeah , that'll really pull the
viewers in. I can just see people lining up to what some pasty faced
humourless "saftey campaigner" showing us how to drive at 29.99mph
down a high street followed by an exciting clip about pedestrian
crossing
ettiquette.

Perhaps we should ban all programs about anything exciting or fast
and live in a dull grey little world run by dreary little men who
wouldn't
know fun if it smacked them in the face. Like you perhaps.

B2003


Boltar September 25th 06 01:32 PM

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Stephen Farrow wrote:
Really? I have no sense of humour because I fail to appreciate the
burblings of a hack writer whose work cynically panders to the lowest
common denominator?


What common demoninator would that be? People who like cars? People
who are right wing?

Clarkson's books and columns amply demonstrate that he wouldn't
recognise genuine wit if it sat on his face. The fact that you're


So point us in the direction of a journalist who in your opinion does
have
geniune wit.

B2003


Charles piece September 25th 06 03:09 PM

Save Top Gear
 
In message , Stephen Farrow
writes
Really? I have no sense of humour because I fail to appreciate the
burblings of a hack writer whose work cynically panders to the lowest
common denominator?

So you only ever read the Independent, and wouldn't dare look at
anything else just incase it had a hint of bias.
--
Charles.

Charles piece September 25th 06 03:09 PM

Save Top Gear
 
In message , Stephen Farrow
writes
The phrases "worth reading" and "by Jeremy Clarkson" do not belong in
the same sentence.

You've either never read a book by him or you've no sense of humour.
--
Charles.

Stephen Farrow September 25th 06 05:43 PM

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Boltar wrote:
Stephen Farrow wrote:
Really? I have no sense of humour because I fail to appreciate the
burblings of a hack writer whose work cynically panders to the lowest
common denominator?


What common demoninator would that be? People who like cars? People
who are right wing?


People who are stupid enough to think that his opinions are actually
worth reading.


Clarkson's books and columns amply demonstrate that he wouldn't
recognise genuine wit if it sat on his face. The fact that you're


So point us in the direction of a journalist who in your opinion does
have
geniune wit.


Almost anyone would be an improvement.

--

Stephen

I know all the games... pin the thing on the thing... pass the thing...

Stephen Farrow September 25th 06 05:44 PM

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Charles piece wrote:
In message , Stephen Farrow
writes
The phrases "worth reading" and "by Jeremy Clarkson" do not belong in
the same sentence.

You've either never read a book by him or you've no sense of humour.


We've covered this already. Do try and keep up.

--

Stephen

Rose: If you're an alien, why do you sound like you're from the north?
The Doctor: Lots of planets have a north.

Fig September 25th 06 07:41 PM

Save Top Gear
 
On Mon, 25 Sep 2006 16:09:07 +0100, Charles piece
wrote:

In message , Stephen Farrow
writes
Really? I have no sense of humour because I fail to appreciate the
burblings of a hack writer whose work cynically panders to the lowest
common denominator?

So you only ever read the Independent, and wouldn't dare look at
anything else just incase it had a hint of bias.

Errr, have you read the Indy lately? A greater misnomer is hard to imagine.

--
Fig

d September 27th 06 11:06 AM

Save Top Gear
 
"Boltar" wrote in message
oups.com...

Marc Brett wrote:

On Sun, 24 Sep 2006 13:09:00 GMT, "Heavyhorses"

wrote:

Found this "save top gear" petition link on another forum, if you are
remotely interested, sign online he-
http://www.petitiononline.com/tg100/petition.html


A bit less fawning and a bit more sense from the other side:


Sense from the Guardian and Transport 2000? I suppose if you're
some yoghurt knitting car hating hippie who lives in a treehouse then
perhaps it would seem like sense. To quote from the article you
mentioned: TG apparently "should be replaced by a programme promoting
sensible driving in sensible vehicles". Yeah , that'll really pull the
viewers in. I can just see people lining up to what some pasty faced
humourless "saftey campaigner" showing us how to drive at 29.99mph
down a high street followed by an exciting clip about pedestrian
crossing
ettiquette.


The BBC is obliged to benefit the public, not just show them what they want.
Judging by the amount of speed-related crashes, maybe it's something the
people need...

Perhaps we should ban all programs about anything exciting or fast
and live in a dull grey little world run by dreary little men who
wouldn't
know fun if it smacked them in the face. Like you perhaps.


How about just balancing out good/bad so people don't get a one-sided view
of things? Blaming it on "dreary little men" is a bit childish, isn't it?

B2003




Boltar September 27th 06 06:30 PM

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d wrote:
The BBC is obliged to benefit the public, not just show them what they want.


Sorry? Sounds to me like you wish watching the BBC was some mandated
compulsory activity , perhaps with some political and social propanda?
Very 1950s russia. If you make programs no one wants to watch , no one
will watch them. Unless you force them too of course.

Judging by the amount of speed-related crashes, maybe it's something the
people need...


Using the same logic we shouldn't have crime dramas because some people
murder or take drugs or Crimewatch because villains will copy what they
see
or any news at all in fact in case it gives some dropout some ideas.

How about just balancing out good/bad so people don't get a one-sided view


TG is entertainment, nothing more. Whats there to balance?

of things? Blaming it on "dreary little men" is a bit childish, isn't it?


Not really. The Health and Safety industry is killing many activities
in this
country. Some schools don't allow "violent" games like rugby in case
little Johnny breaks his wrist and his muppet parents smell
compensation
money with full backing from dreary little men in the HSE (who probably
weren't allowed to climb trees as a child and are getting their own
back)
, every council has to spend money making sure theres no cracks in
paving stones in case some idiot trips , shops have to make sure
they're
signs everywhere warning of dangerous trip hazards like a mop , and on
and on it goes. Its pathetic and so are the people who pander to it.

B2003



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