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Railist April 11th 08 12:10 AM

London Buses - Why do I bother?
 
I'm about to have a whinge. An unreasonable one, which ignores 'stuff'
like operational problems and the like.


Just what is it with London Buses and ME? Why can't they just get me
home in a reasonable time?

Take today. I sense my day is going to be bad when I get a 333 from
Streatham to Brixton. I swear that the drivers of this bus, and the
133, are on a permanent 'go slow'. Today, we were overtaken by
cyclists and six other buses whose drivers seemed to have a slight
sense of urgency. The tube was then held at Victoria to regulate the
service, but more of that another time.

On my way home, Regent Street - Streatham, I get to the bus stop on
Regent Street, at 2315hrs, just as a 159 passes. I never run for
buses, but a woman does. She runs all the way from Vigo Street to the
bus, which has stopped at the bus stop near Air Street. The bus waits.
And waits. She reaches the stop, and the driver closes the doors. He
won't let her on. He then drives forward literally two feet, and stops
at the traffic lights. He still won't let her on. He drives off.

By 2335 I have counted 3 x Route 12s, 2 x Route 453's, 3 x Route 15s
and 3 x Route 94s. No sign of an 88, 3 or 159 which most of the people
waiting want. At 2337, another 159 appears. It waits at the stop until
2342, for some reason. By 2357, we have reached Whitehall. There are
no obvious traffic problems, even with the roadworks at Haymarket.

The bus trundles to Streatham, and at 0020, I get off. According to
the Mobile Journey Planner, there is a 417 due at 0024. The countdown
timer at the stop shows that it will be there in "10 mins". Again I do
the county thing - 3 x Route 57, 2 x Route 333, 1 x Route 59, 2 x
Route 137, etc. etc. At 0034, the 417 is 'Due', and a 133 is in '3
minutes'. The 133 arrives 3 minutes later. Still no sign of the 417.
It eventually arrives five minutes after being 'Due'. I get home at
0059.

And the most frustrating thing about it is that this is not the first
time I've had these kind of journeys, and there is nothing anyone will
do about it.

Nick W April 11th 08 12:48 AM

London Buses - Why do I bother?
 
Perhaps a combination of tube (tm), railway and walking might get you
home quicker than inferior bus travel.

Railist April 11th 08 07:38 AM

London Buses - Why do I bother?
 
On Apr 11, 1:48*am, Nick W wrote:
Perhaps a combination of tube (tm), railway and walking might get you
home quicker than inferior bus travel.


I would normally get 38 to Victoria, Southern to Streatham Hill then
417 but the last train is at 2336 and the Victoria Line was closed
etc.

Ernst S Blofeld April 11th 08 09:25 AM

London Buses - Why do I bother?
 
Railist wrote:
I swear that the drivers of this bus, and the 133,
are on a permanent 'go slow'.


Thanks for the reminder. I was on a half-full bus the other day which
was driving slowly down an otherwise empty road. After a minute or two,
curiosity and impatience made me shift seats so I could see what was
immediately ahead of the bus - which was nothing. From my new vantage
point I could also see the driver in his mirror and lo, he was chatting
away on a mobile phone that was pressed to the side of his head. Nice.

ESB

Boltar April 11th 08 09:48 AM

London Buses - Why do I bother?
 
On Apr 11, 1:10 am, Railist wrote:
sense of urgency. The tube was then held at Victoria to regulate the
service, but more of that another time.


Ah yes , the famous regulate the service phrase that LU so love. Which
basically translates to "we can't run a decent service so to cover up
our incompetence we're going to delay you even more".

B2003



Boltar April 11th 08 09:56 AM

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On Apr 11, 10:25 am, Ernst S Blofeld
wrote:
point I could also see the driver in his mirror and lo, he was chatting
away on a mobile phone that was pressed to the side of his head. Nice.


You should have taken the bus number and reported him to the police.
He was risking everyone on the bus and anyone in the nearby vicinity.

B2003



John Rowland April 11th 08 10:00 AM

London Buses - Why do I bother?
 
Ernst S Blofeld wrote:
Railist wrote:
I swear that the drivers of this bus, and the 133,
are on a permanent 'go slow'.


Thanks for the reminder. I was on a half-full bus the other day which
was driving slowly down an otherwise empty road. After a minute or
two, curiosity and impatience made me shift seats so I could see what
was immediately ahead of the bus - which was nothing. From my new
vantage point I could also see the driver in his mirror and lo, he
was chatting away on a mobile phone that was pressed to the side of
his head. Nice.


Did you tell the police?



Ernst S Blofeld April 11th 08 10:58 AM

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Boltar wrote:
You should have taken the bus number and reported him to the police.
He was risking everyone on the bus and anyone in the nearby vicinity.


Quite. Had he not stopped and had I not been preoccupied, in a hurry and
getting off the bus at the next stop, I would have. Perhaps someone else
on the bus did. That said, experience suggests that 'doing the right
thing' too often achieves nothing more than wasting my time and making
me even more irate than I was about the original incident.

ESB

Tom Anderson April 11th 08 12:44 PM

London Buses - Why do I bother?
 
On Thu, 10 Apr 2008, Railist wrote:

Just what is it with London Buses and ME?


It isn't. It's me as well!

According to the Mobile Journey Planner, there is a 417 due at 0024. The
countdown timer at the stop shows that it will be there in "10 mins".
Again I do the county thing - 3 x Route 57, 2 x Route 333, 1 x Route 59,
2 x Route 137, etc. etc. At 0034, the 417 is 'Due', and a 133 is in '3
minutes'. The 133 arrives 3 minutes later. Still no sign of the 417. It
eventually arrives five minutes after being 'Due'. I get home at 0059.


Normal service, then.

This is why i get so furious when people on here tell me that buses are a
perfectly good way to travel, that they can get from Pinner to London
Bridge in ten minutes with cast-iron reliability, etc. It's not true. It's
just not true. Bus travel is a lottery, and nothing more.

My completely serious suggestion would be to buy a bike. I've got one, and
avoid all forms of public transport like the plague. As a result, i get
where i'm going faster and more reliably, and much more enjoyably, than
any travelcard monkey making the same trip. Yes, faster - door to door, i
can even beat the Victoria line to work!

tom

--
Ed editor textorum probatissimus est -- Cicero, De officiis IV.7

Mizter T April 11th 08 01:19 PM

London Buses - Why do I bother?
 

On 11 Apr, 13:44, Tom Anderson wrote:

On Thu, 10 Apr 2008, Railist wrote:
Just what is it with London Buses and ME?


It isn't. It's me as well!


Most of the time it isn't me.


According to the Mobile Journey Planner, there is a 417 due at 0024. The
countdown timer at the stop shows that it will be there in "10 mins".
Again I do the county thing - 3 x Route 57, 2 x Route 333, 1 x Route 59,
2 x Route 137, etc. etc. At 0034, the 417 is 'Due', and a 133 is in '3
minutes'. The 133 arrives 3 minutes later. Still no sign of the 417. It
eventually arrives five minutes after being 'Due'. I get home at 0059.


Normal service, then.


Well, no. Much of the time it works very well. I do broadly find the
bus service in London to be pretty reliable. When I get a moment later
I'll go over Railist's journey and look for ways of improving it -
specifically I'd imagine that a bit of bus hopping might be an idea
for this journey.


This is why i get so furious when people on here tell me that buses are a
perfectly good way to travel, that they can get from Pinner to London
Bridge in ten minutes with cast-iron reliability, etc. It's not true. It's
just not true. Bus travel is a lottery, and nothing more.


I suspect in part that's me your getting furious with, though those
views aren't an accurate reflection of what I think.

For longer journeys I wouldn't favour the bus if there's a rail
alternative, but for some journeys taking the bus can be as good if
not better than making a more convoluted rail journey.

There are a whole host of factors with regards to how good bus travel
will be, including when the journey is being made and the potential
for bus hopping along that route which can dramatically speed things
up. Of course to take advantage of this you need some local knowledge.

Bus travel can be something of a lottery, but simply saying it is
always a lottery and nothing more is blinkered.


My completely serious suggestion would be to buy a bike. I've got one, and
avoid all forms of public transport like the plague. As a result, i get
where i'm going faster and more reliably, and much more enjoyably, than
any travelcard monkey making the same trip. Yes, faster - door to door, i
can even beat the Victoria line to work!


Avoiding "all forms of public transport like the plague" and yet
having such an evidently great interest in it could strike one as
slightly odd!

Regarding your comments about cycling, I would certainly agree -
though for longer journeys across the capital (e.g. Croydon - central
London) the scales would begin to tip the other way. And for various
reasons it's not always convenient. But it is a seriously fast way of
getting around town, no doubt.

Sarah Brown April 11th 08 01:30 PM

London Buses - Why do I bother?
 
In article ,
Boltar wrote:
On Apr 11, 1:10 am, Railist wrote:
sense of urgency. The tube was then held at Victoria to regulate the
service, but more of that another time.


Ah yes , the famous regulate the service phrase that LU so love. Which
basically translates to "we can't run a decent service so to cover up
our incompetence we're going to delay you even more".


It occured to me the other day, while standing on the eastbound circle
platform at Baker Street, staring at the unchanging incidactor reading
simply, "Circle and Whitechapel Lines" for *quarter of an hour*, that
if I heard the phrase, "There is currently a good service on all
London Underground lines" one more time, that no jury would convict if
I went and did something unpleasant to the announcer with my Oyster
card.

Boltar April 11th 08 02:00 PM

London Buses - Why do I bother?
 
On Apr 11, 2:30 pm, Sarah Brown
wrote:
It occured to me the other day, while standing on the eastbound circle
platform at Baker Street, staring at the unchanging incidactor reading
simply, "Circle and Whitechapel Lines" for *quarter of an hour*, that
if I heard the phrase, "There is currently a good service on all
London Underground lines" one more time, that no jury would convict if


I think one train every 15 mins does count as good service on the
Circle Line :o)

B2003



Mizter T April 11th 08 02:15 PM

London Buses - Why do I bother?
 

On 11 Apr, 14:30, Sarah Brown
wrote:

In article ,
Boltar wrote:

On Apr 11, 1:10 am, Railist wrote:
sense of urgency. The tube was then held at Victoria to regulate the
service, but more of that another time.


Ah yes , the famous regulate the service phrase that LU so love. Which
basically translates to "we can't run a decent service so to cover up
our incompetence we're going to delay you even more".


It occured to me the other day, while standing on the eastbound circle
platform at Baker Street, staring at the unchanging incidactor reading
simply, "Circle and Whitechapel Lines" for *quarter of an hour*, that
if I heard the phrase, "There is currently a good service on all
London Underground lines" one more time, that no jury would convict if
I went and did something unpleasant to the announcer with my Oyster
card.



I quite agree it is most annoying!

I take it that you weren't just waiting for a Circle line train -
there were no H&C trains either?

chunky munky April 11th 08 02:57 PM

London Buses - Why do I bother?
 
On Apr 11, 3:00 pm, Boltar wrote:
On Apr 11, 2:30 pm, Sarah Brown

wrote:
It occured to me the other day, while standing on the eastbound circle
platform at Baker Street, staring at the unchanging incidactor reading
simply, "Circle and Whitechapel Lines" for *quarter of an hour*, that
if I heard the phrase, "There is currently a good service on all
London Underground lines" one more time, that no jury would convict if


I think one train every 15 mins does count as good service on the
Circle Line :o)

B2003


It's actually a 20 minute wait is Minor delays and a 30 min wait is
Severe delays. There have been many occasions where the line delivery
staff have contacted the network operations centre to advise them,
then they have refused. It's all political. Station staff then have to
deal with the ****ed off passengers who have lanned their journey in
accordance with the delays messages they have seen on route and have
now been delayed. Luckily the more old school station staff, rather
than the boil in the bag yes men and women actually use their common
sense and turn off the PA system, until some manager complains (or Tim
OToole gets accosted by passengers).

Sarah, the dot matrix there at Baker St can only display trains once
they leave Edgware Road, then the otherside of Edgware Road, nothing
at all can be seen!

chunky munky April 11th 08 03:01 PM

London Buses - Why do I bother?
 
On Apr 11, 10:48 am, Boltar wrote:
On Apr 11, 1:10 am, Railist wrote:

sense of urgency. The tube was then held at Victoria to regulate the
service, but more of that another time.


Ah yes , the famous regulate the service phrase that LU so love. Which
basically translates to "we can't run a decent service so to cover up
our incompetence we're going to delay you even more".

B2003


Possibly true Boltar. There are a number of reasons why regulating the
service may be needed, such as; the train behind has had an incident
or is going to slowly, the train in question is going to fast or even
on the odd occasion is early!

Headways are also a Key Performance Indicator so regulating the
service is quite important, especially if the train being held isn't
very full, but the one behind is packed. Holding very full trains is a
bit of a hot potato, do you work to achieve the best customer service,
by getting people where they want in a packed train, or hold it for
longer to meet targets, when no more people can get on!

Sarah Brown April 11th 08 03:25 PM

London Buses - Why do I bother?
 
In article ,
Mizter T wrote:

[Baker Street]

I take it that you weren't just waiting for a Circle line train -
there were no H&C trains either?


Indeed. Ity was an H&C I ended up catching. I'd come in on a
terminating Met train, and the next through one wasn't for aeons, so I
figured the circle platform would be a better bet. All I was trying to
do was to get from Finchley Road to Moorgate. Next time I think I'll
walk to Hampstead and take the Northern instead. At least they run
trains on it.

Mizter T April 11th 08 04:36 PM

London Buses - Why do I bother?
 

On 11 Apr, 16:25, Sarah Brown
wrote:

In article ,
Mizter T wrote:

[Baker Street]

I take it that you weren't just waiting for a Circle line train -
there were no H&C trains either?


Indeed. It was an H&C I ended up catching. I'd come in on a
terminating Met train, and the next through one wasn't for aeons, so I
figured the circle platform would be a better bet. All I was trying to
do was to get from Finchley Road to Moorgate. Next time I think I'll
walk to Hampstead and take the Northern instead. At least they run
trains on it.


The reason I asked about the Circle line is because I think choosing
any other route is normally a better idea!

But given that you were just waiting for any eastbound train then that
is pretty poor. The Circle line is always the first service to yield
in the event of disruption on the sub-surface lines, but given that
the Circle and H&C are operated together then this can then end up
hitting the H&C service too.

An alternative route from Finchley Rd to Moorgate could be Jubilee -
change at Oxford Circus to the Central - Bank - short walk. However
the obvious route via the Met/Circle/H&C would normally be the best
way to go, unless one knew in advance of disruption ahead. And as you
make quite clear you weren't being told of any such thing!

Paul Corfield April 11th 08 04:53 PM

London Buses - Why do I bother?
 
On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 13:30:21 GMT, Sarah Brown
wrote:

In article ,
Boltar wrote:
On Apr 11, 1:10 am, Railist wrote:
sense of urgency. The tube was then held at Victoria to regulate the
service, but more of that another time.


Ah yes , the famous regulate the service phrase that LU so love. Which
basically translates to "we can't run a decent service so to cover up
our incompetence we're going to delay you even more".


It occured to me the other day, while standing on the eastbound circle
platform at Baker Street, staring at the unchanging incidactor reading
simply, "Circle and Whitechapel Lines" for *quarter of an hour*, that
if I heard the phrase, "There is currently a good service on all
London Underground lines" one more time, that no jury would convict if
I went and did something unpleasant to the announcer with my Oyster
card.


I suffered something similar on Monday having been carried through High
St Ken to NHG due a fire alert arising as our train approached the
platform. I bussed it back to High St Ken but there was no info at NHG
for passengers as to what to do. On my return at HSK I waited 22 mins
for a Circle Line and heard "good service" more times than I care to
remember. If only they'd said "go via Earls Ct and change" it would
have at least given people an option.

The Line General Manager got an E Mail with some feedback later than
afternoon!
--
Paul C


Admits to working for London Underground!

MIG April 11th 08 05:06 PM

London Buses - Why do I bother?
 
On Apr 11, 4:01*pm, chunky munky
wrote:
On Apr 11, 10:48 am, Boltar wrote:

On Apr 11, 1:10 am, Railist wrote:


sense of urgency. The tube was then held at Victoria to regulate the
service, but more of that another time.


Ah yes , the famous regulate the service phrase that LU so love. Which
basically translates to "we can't run a decent service so to cover up
our incompetence we're going to delay you even more".


B2003


Possibly true Boltar. There are a number of reasons why regulating the
service may be needed, such as; the train behind has had an incident
or is going to slowly, the train in question is going to fast or even
on the odd occasion is early!

Headways are also a Key Performance Indicator so regulating the
service is quite important, especially if the train being held isn't
very full, but the one behind is packed. Holding very full trains is a
bit of a hot potato, do you work to achieve the best customer service,
by getting people where they want in a packed train, or hold it for
longer to meet targets, when no more people can get on!


TfL will go for targets based on arrival of vehicles every time,
regardless of arrival of people, that is absolutely clear.

Tom Anderson April 11th 08 05:44 PM

London Buses - Why do I bother?
 
On Fri, 11 Apr 2008, Sarah Brown wrote:

In article ,
Boltar wrote:
On Apr 11, 1:10 am, Railist wrote:
sense of urgency. The tube was then held at Victoria to regulate the
service, but more of that another time.


Ah yes , the famous regulate the service phrase that LU so love. Which
basically translates to "we can't run a decent service so to cover up
our incompetence we're going to delay you even more".


It occured to me the other day, while standing on the eastbound circle
platform at Baker Street, staring at the unchanging incidactor reading
simply, "Circle and Whitechapel Lines" for *quarter of an hour*, that if
I heard the phrase, "There is currently a good service on all London
Underground lines" one more time, that no jury would convict if I went
and did something unpleasant to the announcer with my Oyster card.


Which is probably why those announcements are generally made by machine!

tom

--
Ed editor textorum probatissimus est -- Cicero, De officiis IV.7

James Farrar April 11th 08 05:59 PM

London Buses - Why do I bother?
 
On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:01:50 -0700 (PDT), chunky munky
wrote:

Possibly true Boltar. There are a number of reasons why regulating the
service may be needed, such as; the train behind has had an incident
or is going to slowly, the train in question is going to fast or even
on the odd occasion is early!


Indeed. If there are three trains and the gap between the first two is
2 minutes and between the second and third is 10 minutes, the longer
gap will keep getting longer as fewer people are getting on the second
train and more on the third train, causing longer dwell times for the
third train than the second.

Yes, it's irritating when you're on the train that gets delayed, but I
understand the need for it.

I just wish the Piccadilly line would get held at Green Park or
Piccadilly Circus rather than *always* at Hyde Park Corner!

Tom Anderson April 11th 08 06:18 PM

London Buses - Why do I bother?
 
On Fri, 11 Apr 2008, Mizter T wrote:

On 11 Apr, 13:44, Tom Anderson wrote:

On Thu, 10 Apr 2008, Railist wrote:

Just what is it with London Buses and ME?


This is why i get so furious when people on here tell me that buses are a
perfectly good way to travel, that they can get from Pinner to London
Bridge in ten minutes with cast-iron reliability, etc. It's not true. It's
just not true. Bus travel is a lottery, and nothing more.


I suspect in part that's me your getting furious with, though those
views aren't an accurate reflection of what I think.


Well, strawmen are a lot easier to get furious at!

There are a whole host of factors with regards to how good bus travel
will be, including when the journey is being made and the potential for
bus hopping along that route which can dramatically speed things up. Of
course to take advantage of this you need some local knowledge.


I think time of day might be the main thing that divides us. I mostly use
buses because the tube's closed, which means mostly late at night, when i
think the service tends to get a bit ragged. We should go out boozing one
night, and then try some test trips on the buses. In fact, we should have
a utl meet, and settle it once and for all!

My completely serious suggestion would be to buy a bike. I've got one,
and avoid all forms of public transport like the plague. As a result, i
get where i'm going faster and more reliably, and much more enjoyably,
than any travelcard monkey making the same trip. Yes, faster - door to
door, i can even beat the Victoria line to work!


Avoiding "all forms of public transport like the plague" and yet having
such an evidently great interest in it could strike one as slightly odd!


Heh! I avoid them where they're not necessary, but have a great personal
interest in them working well when they are necessary. Which, as you say,
is for any journey over 5-10 miles.

Also, to be honest, mostly i'm interested because it's a cool engineering
problem. I like space rockets too, and am even more unlikely to use those.

Regarding your comments about cycling, I would certainly agree - though
for longer journeys across the capital (e.g. Croydon - central London)
the scales would begin to tip the other way.


Yes, certainly. Although the bike can still play a role - to get to my
friend's house in Wallington, for example, i can either take the tube to
Victoria, then a slow train to Wallington, or cycle to Victoria, take a
fast train to East Croydon, and then cycle to his. It works out about the
same. Taking the fast train to Croydon and then changing to a bus or train
for the final leg is quite a bit slower. Ditto a fortiori for visiting
friends and relations outside London - cycle to Euston, express train to
Holyhead, cycle to Rhoscolyn beats any and all other transport strategies
for that trip!

And for various reasons it's not always convenient.


Also true. This depends to some extent on the traveller's state of mind,
though. If you're going shopping, do you rule out the bike, or do you get
a really big rucksack? If it's raining, do you take the bus, or a
waterproof and a change of clothes?

The only times i don't cycle shortish trips are when i'm ill (including
really hopelessly plastered), basically. Or if it's really severely wet.
Occasionally, i take the train into town for a night out because i don't
want the hassle of cycling, but i always pay for this in spades when it
comes to the hassle of getting home again.

But it is a seriously fast way of getting around town, no doubt.


It is. Particularly for orbital trips.

Not that anyone ever makes orbital trips, of course. Phew, almost slipped
up there ...

tom

--
Ed editor textorum probatissimus est -- Cicero, De officiis IV.7

Steve Fitzgerald April 11th 08 06:21 PM

London Buses - Why do I bother?
 
In message , James Farrar
writes

Indeed. If there are three trains and the gap between the first two is
2 minutes and between the second and third is 10 minutes, the longer
gap will keep getting longer as fewer people are getting on the second
train and more on the third train, causing longer dwell times for the
third train than the second.

Yes, it's irritating when you're on the train that gets delayed, but I
understand the need for it.

I just wish the Piccadilly line would get held at Green Park or
Piccadilly Circus rather than *always* at Hyde Park Corner!


Sadly, HPC is where the special 'balanced headway' signal is located so
that's where it's done automatically.

It's irritating for drivers too if that's any help (no? I thought not!)
--
Steve Fitzgerald has now left the building.
You will find him in London's Docklands, E16, UK
(please use the reply to address for email)

Boltar April 11th 08 07:18 PM

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On 11 Apr, 16:01, chunky munky wrote:
Headways are also a Key Performance Indicator so regulating the
service is quite important, especially if the train being held isn't
very full, but the one behind is packed. Holding very full trains is a
bit of a hot potato, do you work to achieve the best customer service,
by getting people where they want in a packed train, or hold it for
longer to meet targets, when no more people can get on!


I wouldn't mind so much if it wasn't for the fact its usually done
when the service is buggered and you've already had to wait ages for
the train to show up in the first place. So you end up doubly delayed.

B2003

Sarah Brown April 11th 08 07:32 PM

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In article ,
chunky munky wrote:

Sarah, the dot matrix there at Baker St can only display trains once
they leave Edgware Road, then the otherside of Edgware Road, nothing
at all can be seen!


I figured something like that was happening, as the first we knew
there was a train was when it said "1 min", and I could see it by
looking up the tunnel.

Paul Corfield April 11th 08 08:36 PM

London Buses - Why do I bother?
 
On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 00:38:03 -0700 (PDT), Railist
wrote:

On Apr 11, 1:48*am, Nick W wrote:
Perhaps a combination of tube (tm), railway and walking might get you
home quicker than inferior bus travel.


I would normally get 38 to Victoria, Southern to Streatham Hill then
417 but the last train is at 2336 and the Victoria Line was closed
etc.


The thing I am slightly bemused about is that you didn't opt to try the
rail replacement bus for the Vic Line south of Victoria. It would at
least be reasonably quick as it's effectively limited stop and you might
have stood a bit more of a chance at Brixton in getting a connection.

Easy to wise after the event I know but perhaps an option to store away.
--
Paul C


Admits to working for London Underground!

Paul Corfield April 11th 08 09:00 PM

London Buses - Why do I bother?
 
On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 13:44:29 +0100, Tom Anderson
wrote:

On Thu, 10 Apr 2008, Railist wrote:

Just what is it with London Buses and ME?


It isn't. It's me as well!


And me - sometimes. However I don't believe it is the disaster area
that people are painting it as although the TfL Buses Customer Services
department might disagree given the complaints I make about my local
route. However I do expect perfection on that service ;-)

According to the Mobile Journey Planner, there is a 417 due at 0024. The
countdown timer at the stop shows that it will be there in "10 mins".
Again I do the county thing - 3 x Route 57, 2 x Route 333, 1 x Route 59,
2 x Route 137, etc. etc. At 0034, the 417 is 'Due', and a 133 is in '3
minutes'. The 133 arrives 3 minutes later. Still no sign of the 417. It
eventually arrives five minutes after being 'Due'. I get home at 0059.


Normal service, then.


That really is not normal service any more than normal service on the
tube is every single line having horrendous delays every day of the
week, every week of the year. As with everything to do with transport
in the UK you have good days, average days and bad days.

This is why i get so furious when people on here tell me that buses are a
perfectly good way to travel, that they can get from Pinner to London
Bridge in ten minutes with cast-iron reliability, etc. It's not true. It's
just not true. Bus travel is a lottery, and nothing more.


I accept you're taking an extreme position to make the point but I do
believe buses are a perfectly good way to travel. London's system is
very good indeed IMO and considerably better than almost anywhere else
in the country. London's bus operators have to contend with severe
traffic congestion, higher traffic volumes, higher volumes of traffic
incidents and higher volumes of people trying to use the system. All of
this places a strain on reliable operation no matter how well structured
the schedules are or how many bus lanes there are. General performance
levels are far higher these days than they were in the 1970s, 1980s or
1990s. The overall service level offered in terms of numbers of routes,
access times to stops, frequencies and hours of operation are also a
considerable improvement. I don't think Londoners know when they are
well off - we take all this for granted. Nowhere else in the UK has this
type of bus service.

I still would not describe the system as a lottery though - trying to
catch a once an hour bus in the suburbs of Manchester or Newcastle with
no timetable info, no stop numbers on the bus stop and the operator
probably being some small time bus company is what I call a lottery.

I use buses a great deal to get about London and in particular on
Sundays when the rail network impersonates a closing down sale half the
time. I have been particularly impressed at how well I've got about
although I'll readily concede it can be slow going.

I'd be far more worried about what happens if dear old Boris gets in -
he's made no real commitments at all about bus network development,
service levels or fares. Yes he'll provide a nonsensical low floor
Routemaster replacement for the hard of thinking and a trial of express
buses between South London Tory boroughs. At least we have some view
from Mssrs Livingstone and Paddick although the latter's ideas seem half
baked to me. I think the voters may well turn the bus system into a
lottery in the very near future and I think we'll all regret that
because the roads will fill up with more cars and more people will try
to squash on to the tubes. Who knows what it will be like to cycle
either.

My completely serious suggestion would be to buy a bike. I've got one, and
avoid all forms of public transport like the plague. As a result, i get
where i'm going faster and more reliably, and much more enjoyably, than
any travelcard monkey making the same trip. Yes, faster - door to door, i
can even beat the Victoria line to work!


I agree that for a reasonable proportion of trips then a bike is a good
option. I used to cycle commute and I once beat the public transport
time by bike (Walthamstow - St James Park) but then that is competing
with the Vic Line which is pretty fast. The big disadvantage was having
to park up, get showered and changed and then get to the desk. That adds
time and inconvenience. However the times that I travel my journey by
public transport is usually very predictable and that includes buses as
part of the overall trip.

--
Paul C


Admits to working for London Underground!

Paul Corfield April 11th 08 09:40 PM

London Buses - Why do I bother?
 
On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 19:18:21 +0100, Tom Anderson
wrote:

We should go out boozing one
night, and then try some test trips on the buses [1]. In fact, we should have
a utl meet, and settle it once and for all!


Well volunteered Mr Anderson. On what date is this grand event going to
occur? ;-)


[1] Back in those ancient times when I was a student I and 2 others
spent a night whizzing all over London by night bus. This was long
before night buses were every 10 - 20 minutes. It was great fun but a
tad chilly waiting at Friern Barnet at 3am!
--
Paul C


Admits to working for London Underground!


Barry Salter April 12th 08 01:12 AM

London Buses - Why do I bother?
 
Paul Corfield wrote:
On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 13:44:29 +0100, Tom Anderson
wrote:

On Thu, 10 Apr 2008, Railist wrote:

Just what is it with London Buses and ME?

It isn't. It's me as well!


And me - sometimes. However I don't believe it is the disaster area
that people are painting it as although the TfL Buses Customer Services
department might disagree given the complaints I make about my local
route. However I do expect perfection on that service ;-)


The trouble with TfL Surface Transport Customer Services (as it's the
same contact centre that deals with TfL Streets, LBL and the PCO) is
that they're not open when you're most likely to have a complaint (i.e.
early morning, late evening, or at the weekend) and they appear to have
an attitude of "the customer is always wrong".

I have complained about late evening *early* running on my local route
(the humble W6) on a number of occasions, where it's not unusual for
buses to run up to 5 minutes early. In fact, I once had the penultimate
bus of the night pass me five minute *BEFORE* it should have started its
journey, leaving me a 40 minute wait for the next, and last, one.

Customer Disservices response was to basically tell me I was imagining
things, and some rubbish about buses being sent out of garages to meet
demand, which had absolutely nothing to do with my original complaint!

LBL's response was to adjust the timetable so that the "early" running
became on time running!

Needless to say, when the inspectors are around the service runs like
clockwork, which surely defeats the entire purpose of doing the checks
as it gives a false impression that First London are competent.

Cheers,

Barry

MarkVarley - MVP April 12th 08 09:44 AM

London Buses - Why do I bother?
 
On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:36:49 +0100, Paul Corfield
wrote this gibberish:

On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 00:38:03 -0700 (PDT), Railist
wrote:

On Apr 11, 1:48*am, Nick W wrote:
Perhaps a combination of tube (tm), railway and walking might get you
home quicker than inferior bus travel.


I would normally get 38 to Victoria, Southern to Streatham Hill then
417 but the last train is at 2336 and the Victoria Line was closed
etc.


The thing I am slightly bemused about is that you didn't opt to try the
rail replacement bus for the Vic Line south of Victoria. It would at
least be reasonably quick as it's effectively limited stop and you might
have stood a bit more of a chance at Brixton in getting a connection.

Easy to wise after the event I know but perhaps an option to store away.


My only experiences of replacement bus services is that they hang
around at each station on-route for what feels like forever making it
quicker to get a regular bus route to the station or more directly to
final destination. Maybe I've been unlucky.
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Mizter T April 12th 08 10:18 AM

London Buses - Why do I bother?
 

MarkVarley - MVP wrote:

On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 21:36:49 +0100, Paul Corfield
wrote this gibberish:

On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 00:38:03 -0700 (PDT), Railist
wrote:

On Apr 11, 1:48�am, Nick W wrote:
Perhaps a combination of tube (tm), railway and walking might get you
home quicker than inferior bus travel.

I would normally get 38 to Victoria, Southern to Streatham Hill then
417 but the last train is at 2336 and the Victoria Line was closed
etc.


The thing I am slightly bemused about is that you didn't opt to try the
rail replacement bus for the Vic Line south of Victoria. It would at
least be reasonably quick as it's effectively limited stop and you might
have stood a bit more of a chance at Brixton in getting a connection.

Easy to wise after the event I know but perhaps an option to store away.


My only experiences of replacement bus services is that they hang
around at each station on-route for what feels like forever making it
quicker to get a regular bus route to the station or more directly to
final destination. Maybe I've been unlucky.



Were these mainline rail replacement bus services? If so I think they
have to hang around more working to a timetable. I don't think you'd
get the same problem with LU replacement buses, except perhaps late at
night when they're running the last few services.

Mizter T April 12th 08 10:52 AM

London Buses - Why do I bother?
 

On 12 Apr, 02:12, Barry Salter wrote:

Paul Corfield wrote:

On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 13:44:29 +0100, Tom Anderson
wrote:


On Thu, 10 Apr 2008, Railist wrote:
Just what is it with London Buses and ME?

It isn't. It's me as well!


And me - sometimes. However I don't believe it is the disaster area
that people are painting it as although the TfL Buses Customer Services
department might disagree given the complaints I make about my local
route. However I do expect perfection on that service ;-)


The trouble with TfL Surface Transport Customer Services (as it's the
same contact centre that deals with TfL Streets, LBL and the PCO) is
that they're not open when you're most likely to have a complaint (i.e.
early morning, late evening, or at the weekend) and they appear to have
an attitude of "the customer is always wrong".

I have complained about late evening *early* running on my local route
(the humble W6) on a number of occasions, where it's not unusual for
buses to run up to 5 minutes early. In fact, I once had the penultimate
bus of the night pass me five minute *BEFORE* it should have started its
journey, leaving me a 40 minute wait for the next, and last, one.

Customer Disservices response was to basically tell me I was imagining
things, and some rubbish about buses being sent out of garages to meet
demand, which had absolutely nothing to do with my original complaint!

LBL's response was to adjust the timetable so that the "early" running
became on time running!

Needless to say, when the inspectors are around the service runs like
clockwork, which surely defeats the entire purpose of doing the checks
as it gives a false impression that First London are competent.


As Tom Anderson pointed out in another current utl thread " Bus
Information Signs" the new iBus system with GPS tracking should
hopefully ensure TfL are capable of keeping track of how buses are
running all the time, rather than merely when the inspectors are out
and about.

Paul Weaver April 12th 08 12:33 PM

London Buses - Why do I bother?
 
On 11 Apr, 01:10, Railist wrote:
I'm about to have a whinge. An unreasonable one, which ignores 'stuff'
like operational problems and the like.


Or design problems. Buses are a fundamentally flawed form of public
transport.

Just what is it with London Buses and ME? Why can't they just get me
home in a reasonable time?


Because they are crap. It's not ust you, it's only old people and scum
that use them

Take today. I sense my day is going to be bad when I get a 333 from
Streatham to Brixton. I swear that the drivers of this bus, and the
133, are on a permanent 'go slow'. Today, we were overtaken by
cyclists


That's really not unusual. On a ride from Willesden Jn to Shepherds
bush, it's not unusual for me to pass 3 buses on the same route. Even
going from the Bush through Notting Hill I'm never beaten by a bus.
It's not traffic that causes the problem, it's the fact they stop
every 20 seconds.

I got a bus from Hammersmith to Shepherds Bush the other day, it was
late and cold and I'd been at the pub. It took twice as long as it
takes me driving that route in the morning rush hour, and slightly
longer than walking. There were only about 3 stops too. Every time I
take a bus (once a year perhaps), I'm reminded how crap they are.

On my way home, Regent Street - Streatham, I get to the bus stop on
Regent Street, at 2315hrs, just as a 159 passes. I never run for
buses, but a woman does. She runs all the way from Vigo Street to the
bus, which has stopped at the bus stop near Air Street. The bus waits.
And waits. She reaches the stop, and the driver closes the doors. He
won't let her on. He then drives forward literally two feet, and stops
at the traffic lights. He still won't let her on. He drives off.


Yes, that's because the drivers are scum, who bully other road users,
drive dangerously, but are immune from prosecution because Ken
protects them all.

By 2335 I have counted 3 x Route 12s, 2 x Route 453's, 3 x Route 15s
and 3 x Route 94s. No sign of an 88, 3 or 159 which most of the people
waiting want.


Presumably people who want a 453 will not be waiting after one goes
past.

At 2337, another 159 appears. It waits at the stop until
2342, for some reason. By 2357, we have reached Whitehall. There are
no obvious traffic problems, even with the roadworks at Haymarket.

The bus trundles to Streatham, and at 0020, I get off. According to
the Mobile Journey Planner, there is a 417 due at 0024. The countdown
timer at the stop shows that it will be there in "10 mins". Again I do
the county thing - 3 x Route 57, 2 x Route 333, 1 x Route 59, 2 x
Route 137, etc. etc. At 0034, the 417 is 'Due', and a 133 is in '3
minutes'. The 133 arrives 3 minutes later. Still no sign of the 417.
It eventually arrives five minutes after being 'Due'. I get home at
0059.


1h45 Regent St to Stretham. At least my 1h05 commute puts me 40 miles
outside of London.

Google maps puts it at about 7 miles, that's about 30-40 minutes on a
bike depending on traffic and lights. Try the tube in future, it'd
cost £2.

Mizter T April 12th 08 12:54 PM

London Buses - Why do I bother?
 

On 12 Apr, 13:33, Paul Weaver wrote:

On 11 Apr, 01:10, Railist wrote:

I'm about to have a whinge. An unreasonable one, which ignores 'stuff'
like operational problems and the like.


Or design problems. Buses are a fundamentally flawed form of public
transport.

Just what is it with London Buses and ME? Why can't they just get me
home in a reasonable time?


Because they are crap. It's not ust you, it's only old people and scum
that use them


OK, even though you're trolling, I'll bite - you're doing a very good
job of making out to the world at large that you're a bit of a bell
end.

James Farrar April 12th 08 12:56 PM

London Buses - Why do I bother?
 
On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 05:33:08 -0700 (PDT), Paul Weaver
wrote:


Because they are crap. It's not ust you, it's only old people and scum
that use them


Ah, to be considered old at 28!

John Rowland April 12th 08 01:09 PM

London Buses - Why do I bother?
 

"James Farrar" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 12 Apr 2008 05:33:08 -0700 (PDT), Paul Weaver
wrote:


Because they are crap. It's not ust you, it's only old people and scum
that use them


Ah, to be considered old at 28!


Now you know how it feels to be a woman.



Tom Anderson April 12th 08 01:13 PM

London Buses - Why do I bother?
 
On Fri, 11 Apr 2008, Paul Corfield wrote:

On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 13:44:29 +0100, Tom Anderson
wrote:

On Thu, 10 Apr 2008, Railist wrote:

According to the Mobile Journey Planner, there is a 417 due at 0024. The
countdown timer at the stop shows that it will be there in "10 mins".
Again I do the county thing - 3 x Route 57, 2 x Route 333, 1 x Route 59,
2 x Route 137, etc. etc. At 0034, the 417 is 'Due', and a 133 is in '3
minutes'. The 133 arrives 3 minutes later. Still no sign of the 417. It
eventually arrives five minutes after being 'Due'. I get home at 0059.


Normal service, then.


That really is not normal service any more than normal service on the
tube is every single line having horrendous delays every day of the
week, every week of the year.


For buses late at night, it absolutely is.

I still would not describe the system as a lottery though - trying to
catch a once an hour bus in the suburbs of Manchester or Newcastle with
no timetable info, no stop numbers on the bus stop and the operator
probably being some small time bus company is what I call a lottery.


You're quite right. On the occasions i have to use buses out in the
provinces, i am reminded how good London's system can be.

My completely serious suggestion would be to buy a bike. I've got one,
and avoid all forms of public transport like the plague. As a result, i
get where i'm going faster and more reliably, and much more enjoyably,
than any travelcard monkey making the same trip. Yes, faster - door to
door, i can even beat the Victoria line to work!


I agree that for a reasonable proportion of trips then a bike is a good
option. I used to cycle commute and I once beat the public transport
time by bike (Walthamstow - St James Park) but then that is competing
with the Vic Line which is pretty fast. The big disadvantage was having
to park up, get showered and changed and then get to the desk. That adds
time and inconvenience.


Fair enough. There are railings i can lock up to right next to my building
at work, and there's always a space there, which helps a lot. If i'm out
on the town, i can always find a lamp-post or railings within a hundred
metres of my destination; i can honestly that's very rarely a problem. As
for showering and changing, i just don't do it; i may get a bbit sweaty,
but in a T-shirt, i dry off quickly, and it's not sweat that smells, it's
stale sweat that's had a chance to foster growth of bacteria. I'm not
aware that i'm considered an aroma menace by my colleagues!

tom

--
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guns, a bullet tiem, evil computar machenes, numbers that flew, flying
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computar hackeing, Kevin Mitnick, oven trailers, a old womans kitchen,
stairs, mature women in clotheing, head spark plugs, mechaanical squids,
Japaneseses assasins, tiem traval, volcanos, a monstar, slow time at
fastar speed, magic, wizzards, some dirty place, Kung Few, fighting,
a lot of mess explodsians EVARYWHERE, and just about anything else yuo
can names!

Tony Dragon April 12th 08 02:00 PM

London Buses - Why do I bother?
 
Paul Weaver wrote:
On 11 Apr, 01:10, Railist wrote:
I'm about to have a whinge. An unreasonable one, which ignores 'stuff'
like operational problems and the like.




Because they are crap. It's not ust you, it's only old people and scum
that use them



I got a bus from Hammersmith to Shepherds Bush the other day, it was
late and cold and I'd been at the pub. It took twice as long as it
takes me driving that route in the morning rush hour, and slightly
longer than walking. There were only about 3 stops too. Every time I
take a bus (once a year perhaps), I'm reminded how crap they are.

Please tell us are you an old person or scum?

--
Tony the Dragon

Ian Jelf April 12th 08 03:26 PM

London Buses - Why do I bother?
 
In message , Paul Corfield
writes
On Fri, 11 Apr 2008 19:18:21 +0100, Tom Anderson
wrote:

We should go out boozing one
night, and then try some test trips on the buses [1]. In fact, we should have
a utl meet, and settle it once and for all!


Well volunteered Mr Anderson. On what date is this grand event going to
occur? ;-)


I thought we were doing this sometime in Burton-on-Trent. :-))

(In which case you would **all** be seriously shocked about how elastic
the term "public transport" can be.......
--
Ian Jelf, MITG
Birmingham, UK

Registered Blue Badge Tourist Guide for London and the Heart of England
http://www.bluebadge.demon.co.uk

alex_t April 12th 08 03:39 PM

London Buses - Why do I bother?
 
I hate London buses: you wait for 20 minutes then 2-3 come together
(because drivers chat together at the local terminus). And since most
of the buses are bendy, you have all the undesirables sitting
uncontrolled in the back (yobs, thugs, and other people without any
personal hygiene).


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