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Ian Jelf May 8th 08 03:52 PM

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Further to recent discussions about people taking an interest in buses,
trains, etc. getting "hassle" from the authorities, yesterday evening I
had an interesting, non-transport-related variant which I hope will
nonetheless be of interest to people on utl and ur.

I was getting ready for a guided walk for a private group around St.
Pancras and Camden, starting at Mornington Crescent tube. Whenever I
get the chance, I always walk the route shortly before actually "doing"
the tour, just to make sure nothing untoward has "developed" since my
last visit, refresh my memory and so on.

Now one of the places I go to is the former burial ground of Saint
Martin-in-the-Fields which is perversely just South of Camden Town tube,
between Camden Street and Baynham Street. The burial ground has long
since been converted to a (rather charming and well-used) local park and
was pretty busy when I walked through at about 4.30pm. As I was
leaving, I was stopped by two PCSOs and asked what my business there
was. Surprised at being asked, I was staggered when they said that
their grounds for suspicion was that I was carrying.......an umbrella!

Now it's a bit of a trademark of the walking tours I do that I always
have a brolly. Sometimes in crowded places or with biggish groups it
can be a good marker and it's become a bit of a "prop" I suppose. With
hindsight, I suppose it did look a bit odd in yesterday's lovely sunny
weather but I still can't really see that carrying it could in any way
be construed as "suspicious behaviour". One other rather baffling remark
from the female PCSO when I expressed surprise about this was that " a
lot of children use this park". Evidently carrying an umbrella in warm
weather and being in possession of a London Tourist Board Blue Badge
must be a sure sign of paedophilia. I would stress that they were
polite and happy to accept my given explanation of what I was doing
there; but I dread to think what they'd have made of me if I'd had a
camera!


An interesting footnote to this is that later on while waiting to meet
the group in front of Mornington Crescent tube, one Ken Livingstone
emerged and turned off towards Camden High Street and the statue of
Richard Cobden!
--
Ian Jelf, MITG
Birmingham, UK

Registered Blue Badge Tourist Guide for London and the Heart of England
http://www.bluebadge.demon.co.uk

Adrian May 8th 08 04:06 PM

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Ian Jelf gurgled happily, sounding much like
they were saying:

An interesting footnote to this is that later on while waiting to meet
the group in front of Mornington Crescent tube, one Ken Livingstone
emerged and turned off towards Camden High Street and the statue of
Richard Cobden!


He didn't take advantage of his new-found spare time to join the tour,
then?

David Hansen May 8th 08 04:19 PM

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On Thu, 8 May 2008 16:52:43 +0100 someone who may be Ian Jelf
wrote this:-

As I was
leaving, I was stopped by two PCSOs and asked what my business there
was.


It was none of their business.

Surprised at being asked, I was staggered when they said that
their grounds for suspicion was that I was carrying.......an umbrella!


It's good to see that there is so little crime in Camden these days
that these semi-police officers have time to waste in this way. They
must have been bored as they had no crime to deal with.


--
David Hansen, Edinburgh
I will *always* explain revoked encryption keys, unless RIP prevents me
http://www.opsi.gov.uk/acts/acts2000/00023--e.htm#54

James Farrar May 8th 08 04:32 PM

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On Thu, 8 May 2008 16:52:43 +0100, Ian Jelf
wrote:

I was stopped by two PCSOs


Ah, plasticops. I suppose they have to do something to justify their
salaries...

--
James Farrar
. @gmail.com

Paul Corfield May 8th 08 05:00 PM

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On Thu, 8 May 2008 16:52:43 +0100, Ian Jelf
wrote:

Further to recent discussions about people taking an interest in buses,
trains, etc. getting "hassle" from the authorities, yesterday evening I
had an interesting, non-transport-related variant which I hope will
nonetheless be of interest to people on utl and ur.

I was getting ready for a guided walk for a private group around St.
Pancras and Camden, starting at Mornington Crescent tube. Whenever I
get the chance, I always walk the route shortly before actually "doing"
the tour, just to make sure nothing untoward has "developed" since my
last visit, refresh my memory and so on.

Now one of the places I go to is the former burial ground of Saint
Martin-in-the-Fields which is perversely just South of Camden Town tube,
between Camden Street and Baynham Street. The burial ground has long
since been converted to a (rather charming and well-used) local park and
was pretty busy when I walked through at about 4.30pm. As I was
leaving, I was stopped by two PCSOs and asked what my business there
was.


Report them. This is ludicrous and pathetic "activity" on their part.
You were going about your lawful business. Did you give them a business
card with a link to your website - complete with photo of you with
brolley on the home page?

Write to Boris - he wants to employ another 440 of these idiots to
patrol the buses (god help us!). He needs to know how stupid these
people are and how their actions are doing nothing to create a "civil"
society.

Write to your MP citing the Austen Mitchell motion about this undue
harassment of photographers. If you have a Labour MP tell them you
won't vote for them unless this ridiculous behaviour is stopped by the
Home Secretary. I have written to my MP on exactly this issue and
saying this is sufficiently serious for my voting intentions to be
affected.

Alternatively next time this happens - as it surely will - you can pull
the cap off the brolley and fatally stab them with the poison tip and
then make good your escape ;-)
--
Paul C


Admits to working for London Underground!

Tom Anderson May 8th 08 05:11 PM

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On Thu, 8 May 2008, Paul Corfield wrote:

On Thu, 8 May 2008 16:52:43 +0100, Ian Jelf
wrote:

Further to recent discussions about people taking an interest in buses,
trains, etc. getting "hassle" from the authorities, yesterday evening I
had an interesting, non-transport-related variant which I hope will
nonetheless be of interest to people on utl and ur.


Alternatively next time this happens - as it surely will - you can pull
the cap off the brolley and fatally stab them with the poison tip and
then make good your escape ;-)


Paul, it's absurd, insulting, and unhelpful to suggest that Ian has a
poison-tipped or otherwise lethal umbrella.

We all know it's an exploding blue badge he's got.

tom

--
Got a revolution behind my eyes - We got to get up and organise

Tom Anderson May 8th 08 05:28 PM

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On Thu, 8 May 2008, Ian Jelf wrote:

As I was leaving, I was stopped by two PCSOs and asked what my business
there was. Surprised at being asked, I was staggered when they said
that their grounds for suspicion was that I was carrying.......an
umbrella!


Well, the events in Stockwell did establish that the police are quite
touchy when it comes to unseasonable gear.

Perhaps you should equip yourself with a parasol instead?

Now it's a bit of a trademark of the walking tours I do that I always
have a brolly. Sometimes in crowded places or with biggish groups it
can be a good marker and it's become a bit of a "prop" I suppose.


I was in Madrid with some friends at the weekend. One of them took hold of
the guidebook and proceeded to lead us on a tour round the city, whether
we liked it or not. He was quickly dubbed 'umbrella man'.

An interesting footnote to this is that later on while waiting to meet
the group in front of Mornington Crescent tube, one Ken Livingstone
emerged and turned off towards Camden High Street and the statue of
Richard Cobden!


Ah, maybe it was him they were after?

tom

--
Got a revolution behind my eyes - We got to get up and organise

Arthur Figgis May 8th 08 05:52 PM

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Ian Jelf wrote:
Further to recent discussions about people taking an interest in buses,
trains, etc. getting "hassle" from the authorities, yesterday evening I
had an interesting, non-transport-related variant which I hope will
nonetheless be of interest to people on utl and ur.

I was getting ready for a guided walk for a private group around St.
Pancras and Camden, starting at Mornington Crescent tube. Whenever I
get the chance, I always walk the route shortly before actually "doing"
the tour, just to make sure nothing untoward has "developed" since my
last visit, refresh my memory and so on.

Now one of the places I go to is the former burial ground of Saint
Martin-in-the-Fields which is perversely just South of Camden Town tube,
between Camden Street and Baynham Street. The burial ground has long
since been converted to a (rather charming and well-used) local park and
was pretty busy when I walked through at about 4.30pm. As I was
leaving, I was stopped by two PCSOs and asked what my business there
was. Surprised at being asked, I was staggered when they said that
their grounds for suspicion was that I was carrying.......an umbrella!


You should have answered in Bulgarian :-)

During my brief career shepherding foreign students I went in for bright
bow ties, so stragglers could ask people where the person in the silly
tie was.

--
Arthur Figgis Surrey, UK

The Real Doctor May 8th 08 06:19 PM

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On 8 May, 16:52, Ian Jelf wrote:

One other rather baffling remark
from the female PCSO when I expressed surprise about this was that " a
lot of children use this park". Evidently carrying an umbrella in warm
weather and being in possession of a London Tourist Board Blue Badge
must be a sure sign of paedophilia.


"Think of the children"

It's the great unanswerable. Well, one of them, alongside "health and
safety".

Ian

Paul Corfield May 8th 08 06:19 PM

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On Thu, 8 May 2008 18:11:48 +0100, Tom Anderson
wrote:

On Thu, 8 May 2008, Paul Corfield wrote:

On Thu, 8 May 2008 16:52:43 +0100, Ian Jelf
wrote:

Further to recent discussions about people taking an interest in buses,
trains, etc. getting "hassle" from the authorities, yesterday evening I
had an interesting, non-transport-related variant which I hope will
nonetheless be of interest to people on utl and ur.


Alternatively next time this happens - as it surely will - you can pull
the cap off the brolley and fatally stab them with the poison tip and
then make good your escape ;-)


Paul, it's absurd, insulting, and unhelpful to suggest that Ian has a
poison-tipped or otherwise lethal umbrella.

We all know it's an exploding blue badge he's got.


I do apologise for making such a fundamental error. Despite meeting him
twice I have yet to see the exploding blue badge - perhaps I am blessed?
--
Paul C


Admits to working for London Underground!

Paul May 8th 08 07:16 PM

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"The Real Doctor" wrote in message
...
On 8 May, 16:52, Ian Jelf wrote:

One other rather baffling remark
from the female PCSO when I expressed surprise about this was that " a
lot of children use this park". Evidently carrying an umbrella in warm
weather and being in possession of a London Tourist Board Blue Badge
must be a sure sign of paedophilia.


"Think of the children"

It's the great unanswerable. Well, one of them, alongside "health and
safety".

Ian


Wasn't there a suspicious man with an open umbrella when JFK was
assassinated? C'mon own up!

Paul




David Hansen May 8th 08 09:59 PM

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On Thu, 08 May 2008 18:00:52 +0100 someone who may be Paul Corfield
wrote this:-

Alternatively next time this happens - as it surely will - you can pull
the cap off the brolley and fatally stab them with the poison tip and
then make good your escape ;-)


No need to pull off a cap, which might give the game away. The
poisoned ball is fired through the end of the umbrella by compressed
air.


--
David Hansen, Edinburgh
I will *always* explain revoked encryption keys, unless RIP prevents me
http://www.opsi.gov.uk/acts/acts2000/00023--e.htm#54

David Hansen May 8th 08 10:01 PM

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On Thu, 8 May 2008 18:28:10 +0100 someone who may be Tom Anderson
wrote this:-

Well, the events in Stockwell did establish that the police are quite
touchy when it comes to unseasonable gear.


Except that the man murdered by the police at Stockwell was not
wearing anything unseasonable, despite various false claims
afterwards that he was.



--
David Hansen, Edinburgh
I will *always* explain revoked encryption keys, unless RIP prevents me
http://www.opsi.gov.uk/acts/acts2000/00023--e.htm#54

Clive D. W. Feather May 8th 08 10:03 PM

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In article , Ian Jelf
writes
Surprised at being asked, I was staggered when they said that their
grounds for suspicion was that I was carrying.......an umbrella!


With hindsight, I suppose it did look a bit odd in yesterday's lovely
sunny weather


Some years ago I was at a technical conference in London. The conference
itself was at Lancaster Gate but the evening social was at Tower Bridge
(on the gantries). One of the (sponsored) free gifts was an umbrella.

So one July, on a scorching hot day, you got to see 500 geeks carrying
umbrellas as they rode the Underground from Lancaster Gate to Tower
Bridge.

--
Clive D.W. Feather | Home:
Tel: +44 20 8495 6138 (work) | Web: http://www.davros.org
Fax: +44 870 051 9937 | Work:
Please reply to the Reply-To address, which is:

Charles Ellson May 8th 08 10:55 PM

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On Thu, 8 May 2008 23:03:58 +0100, "Clive D. W. Feather"
wrote:

In article , Ian Jelf
writes
Surprised at being asked, I was staggered when they said that their
grounds for suspicion was that I was carrying.......an umbrella!


With hindsight, I suppose it did look a bit odd in yesterday's lovely
sunny weather


Some years ago I was at a technical conference in London. The conference
itself was at Lancaster Gate but the evening social was at Tower Bridge
(on the gantries). One of the (sponsored) free gifts was an umbrella.

So one July, on a scorching hot day, you got to see 500 geeks carrying
umbrellas as they rode the Underground from Lancaster Gate to Tower
Bridge.

If it is summer they are called parasols.
(until it rains...)

Tom Anderson May 8th 08 11:15 PM

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On Thu, 8 May 2008, The Real Doctor wrote:

On 8 May, 16:52, Ian Jelf wrote:

One other rather baffling remark from the female PCSO when I expressed
surprise about this was that " a lot of children use this park".
Evidently carrying an umbrella in warm weather and being in possession
of a London Tourist Board Blue Badge must be a sure sign of
paedophilia.


"Think of the children"

It's the great unanswerable.


It's easily answerable - "what has this got to do with road safety?".
Traffic accidents kill and harm orders of magnitude more children than
paedophiles or other easy targets. And yet strangely, almost nobody seems
inclined to do anything about them.

tom

--
For the first few years I ate lunch with he mathematicians. I soon found
that they were more interested in fun and games than in serious work,
so I shifted to eating with the physics table. There I stayed for a
number of years until the Nobel Prize, promotions, and offers from
other companies, removed most of the interesting people. So I shifted
to the corresponding chemistry table where I had a friend. At first I
asked what were the important problems in chemistry, then what important
problems they were working on, or problems that might lead to important
results. One day I asked, "if what they were working on was not important,
and was not likely to lead to important things, they why were they working
on them?" After that I had to eat with the engineers! -- R. W. Hamming

Tom Anderson May 8th 08 11:25 PM

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On Thu, 8 May 2008, David Hansen wrote:

On Thu, 8 May 2008 18:28:10 +0100 someone who may be Tom Anderson
wrote this:-

Well, the events in Stockwell did establish that the police are quite
touchy when it comes to unseasonable gear.


Except that the man murdered by the police at Stockwell was not wearing
anything unseasonable, despite various false claims afterwards that he
was.


Curses!

I was just reading up on the Stockwell thing. He wasn't running from the
police either, was he? It really was a completely shocking business. And
yet there are still people who want to give the police *more* powers.

This is a bit like the people who think the solution to the credit crunch
is to give the banks more money and ease the regulations. I despair.

tom


--
For the first few years I ate lunch with he mathematicians. I soon found
that they were more interested in fun and games than in serious work,
so I shifted to eating with the physics table. There I stayed for a
number of years until the Nobel Prize, promotions, and offers from
other companies, removed most of the interesting people. So I shifted
to the corresponding chemistry table where I had a friend. At first I
asked what were the important problems in chemistry, then what important
problems they were working on, or problems that might lead to important
results. One day I asked, "if what they were working on was not important,
and was not likely to lead to important things, they why were they working
on them?" After that I had to eat with the engineers! -- R. W. Hamming

Tom Anderson May 8th 08 11:30 PM

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On Thu, 8 May 2008, Paul Corfield wrote:

On Thu, 8 May 2008 18:11:48 +0100, Tom Anderson
wrote:

On Thu, 8 May 2008, Paul Corfield wrote:

On Thu, 8 May 2008 16:52:43 +0100, Ian Jelf
wrote:

Further to recent discussions about people taking an interest in buses,
trains, etc. getting "hassle" from the authorities, yesterday evening I
had an interesting, non-transport-related variant which I hope will
nonetheless be of interest to people on utl and ur.

Alternatively next time this happens - as it surely will - you can pull
the cap off the brolley and fatally stab them with the poison tip and
then make good your escape ;-)


Paul, it's absurd, insulting, and unhelpful to suggest that Ian has a
poison-tipped or otherwise lethal umbrella.

We all know it's an exploding blue badge he's got.


I do apologise for making such a fundamental error. Despite meeting him
twice I have yet to see the exploding blue badge - perhaps I am blessed?


You evidently haven't annoyed him.

Yet.

tom

--
For the first few years I ate lunch with he mathematicians. I soon found
that they were more interested in fun and games than in serious work,
so I shifted to eating with the physics table. There I stayed for a
number of years until the Nobel Prize, promotions, and offers from
other companies, removed most of the interesting people. So I shifted
to the corresponding chemistry table where I had a friend. At first I
asked what were the important problems in chemistry, then what important
problems they were working on, or problems that might lead to important
results. One day I asked, "if what they were working on was not important,
and was not likely to lead to important things, they why were they working
on them?" After that I had to eat with the engineers! -- R. W. Hamming

David Hansen May 9th 08 06:23 AM

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On Fri, 9 May 2008 00:25:42 +0100 someone who may be Tom Anderson
wrote this:-

I was just reading up on the Stockwell thing. He wasn't running from the
police either, was he?


Correct. The murder victim did hear a train and, like many other
people, hurry/run part of the way and then sit in the train. However
he was almost certainly never aware that the thugs who first made a
lot of noise and then burst into the coach in a threatening manner
were police officers, so it was impossible for him to run away from
the police.

It really was a completely shocking business. And
yet there are still people who want to give the police *more* powers.


Indeed.

The report by the "Independent" Police Complaints Commission may be
downloaded from
http://www.ipcc.gov.uk/index/resources/evidence_reports/investigation_reports/ipcc_resources_stockwellone.htm.


--
David Hansen, Edinburgh
I will *always* explain revoked encryption keys, unless RIP prevents me
http://www.opsi.gov.uk/acts/acts2000/00023--e.htm#54

Colin McKenzie May 9th 08 08:19 AM

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Tom Anderson wrote:
Traffic accidents kill and harm orders of magnitude more children than
paedophiles or other easy targets. And yet strangely, almost nobody
seems inclined to do anything about them.


Oh they are. The general policy is to teach children to be petrified
of motor vehicles and parents to keep them inside them at all costs.

Should anyone wish, despite this, to cycle, it is made clear to them
that they are being suicidally reckless and are unlikely to survive
long - especially if they fail to wear a plastic hat which is rather
less strong than their skull.

The idea that perhaps the source of the danger should be tackled is
still too radical for those with the power to do it.

Colin McKenzie

--
No-one has ever proved that cycle helmets make cycling any safer at
the population level, and anyway cycling is about as safe per mile as
walking.
Make an informed choice - visit www.cyclehelmets.org.


Chris Tolley May 9th 08 10:16 AM

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Colin McKenzie wrote:

Should anyone wish, despite this, to cycle, it is made clear to them
that they are being suicidally reckless and are unlikely to survive
long


Some cyclists are, without doubt, reckless, and are a danger not only to
themselves but to others. When I were a lad, such people were the
exception. Perhaps they still are, but it seems to be less of an
exception than it was.

Over the past year, I can recall one situation I observed where I felt
that a motorist had potentially caused danger to a cyclist. It would be
four or five where the cause of the danger was the cyclist.

.... and that's before we get on to the question of whether cyclists have
lights and visible reflectors when they go out at night...
--
http://gallery120232.fotopic.net/p14486561.html
(43 008 at Crewe, 28 Apr 2001)

David Hansen May 9th 08 10:32 AM

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On Fri, 09 May 2008 10:16:00 GMT someone who may be Chris Tolley
wrote this:-

Some cyclists are, without doubt, reckless, and are a danger not only to
themselves but to others.


That is true of most groups of people.

When I were a lad, such people were the
exception. Perhaps they still are, but it seems to be less of an
exception than it was.


Another possibility is that your perception of danger has changed as
you got older.

Over the past year, I can recall one situation I observed where I felt
that a motorist had potentially caused danger to a cyclist. It would be
four or five where the cause of the danger was the cyclist.


How does a cyclist cause danger to a motorist? While most things are
possible it is not easy. Motorists are inside a box, so even of the
cyclist crashes into them at high speed they are likely to walk away
with no injuries. It is not the same the other way round.

Note that some motorists have claimed not to have noticed that they
were killing a cyclist or pedestrian, that is how isolated some are
from the world outside their little box.




--
David Hansen, Edinburgh
I will *always* explain revoked encryption keys, unless RIP prevents me
http://www.opsi.gov.uk/acts/acts2000/00023--e.htm#54

Chris Tolley May 9th 08 10:41 AM

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David Hansen wrote:

On Fri, 09 May 2008 10:16:00 GMT someone who may be Chris Tolley
wrote this:-

Some cyclists are, without doubt, reckless, and are a danger not only to
themselves but to others.


That is true of most groups of people.

When I were a lad, such people were the
exception. Perhaps they still are, but it seems to be less of an
exception than it was.


Another possibility is that your perception of danger has changed as
you got older.


I could also simply be in a position to observe more of this than I did
before. It may also be a northern thing. One of the more surprising
aspects of living in Manchester was the casual abandon with which
pedestrians would step off the kerb without checking first that it
wasn't going to be fatal for them.

Over the past year, I can recall one situation I observed where I felt
that a motorist had potentially caused danger to a cyclist. It would be
four or five where the cause of the danger was the cyclist.


How does a cyclist cause danger to a motorist? While most things are
possible it is not easy. Motorists are inside a box, so even of the
cyclist crashes into them at high speed they are likely to walk away
with no injuries. It is not the same the other way round.


In the only one of the incidents I referred to above where *I* was the
motorist, there was a cyclist ahead of me who was on the nearside and
then suddenly, with no signal, and not even a backward glance swerved
across the road in front of me to make a right turn. Because I had
slowed down as I usually do when approaching cyclists, the car which was
behind me was then very close on my bumper, so I couldn't brake hard. My
only option was myself to swerve right and thus cross the centre line.
Fortunately, there was nothing coming the other way. If there had been,
I don't know how I would have come out of it unscathed. As I passed him,
I observed he was wearing an i-Pod, and moreover, the expression on his
face suggested he was oblivious to the incident which almost unfolded
behind him.

Note that some motorists have claimed not to have noticed that they
were killing a cyclist or pedestrian, that is how isolated some are
from the world outside their little box.


Quite. Nowhere have I alleged that motorists are paragons of virtue.

--
http://gallery120232.fotopic.net/p9632854.html
(33 054 with assorted vans at Reading - 17 Jan 1981)

John Rowland May 9th 08 11:01 AM

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David Hansen wrote:

How does a cyclist cause danger to a motorist?


By flying head-first through the window of a car (I have heard of cyclist
who did this, although no-one was injured in that instance). Also by causing
cars to brake or swerve and then suffer collisions with other vehicles or
street furniture.




David Cantrell May 9th 08 11:19 AM

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On Thu, May 08, 2008 at 07:19:40PM +0100, Paul Corfield wrote:

I do apologise for making such a fundamental error. Despite meeting him
twice I have yet to see the exploding blue badge - perhaps I am blessed?


Surely if you were Mr. Blessed YOU WOULD TYPE LIKE THIS?

--
David Cantrell | Enforcer, South London Linguistic Massive

You don't need to spam good porn

David Hansen May 9th 08 11:42 AM

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On Fri, 9 May 2008 12:01:58 +0100 someone who may be "John Rowland"
wrote this:-

How does a cyclist cause danger to a motorist?


By flying head-first through the window of a car


As I said in my next sentence, which you snipped, "While most things
are possible it is not easy."

Presumably this was a side window and it might have been open too?


--
David Hansen, Edinburgh
I will *always* explain revoked encryption keys, unless RIP prevents me
http://www.opsi.gov.uk/acts/acts2000/00023--e.htm#54

John Rowland May 9th 08 12:10 PM

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David Hansen wrote:
On Fri, 9 May 2008 12:01:58 +0100 someone who may be "John Rowland"
wrote this:-

How does a cyclist cause danger to a motorist?


By flying head-first through the window of a car


Presumably this was a side window and it might have been open too?


It was the back window and it wasn't openable (or it was, but it wasn't
closeable!). The cyclist could not remove his head without the assistance of
the driver.



David Hansen May 9th 08 12:38 PM

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On Fri, 9 May 2008 13:10:20 +0100 someone who may be "John Rowland"
wrote this:-

How does a cyclist cause danger to a motorist?

By flying head-first through the window of a car


Presumably this was a side window and it might have been open too?


It was the back window and it wasn't openable (or it was, but it wasn't
closeable!). The cyclist could not remove his head without the assistance of
the driver.


And they went far enough into the car to cause danger to the
motorist?



--
David Hansen, Edinburgh
I will *always* explain revoked encryption keys, unless RIP prevents me
http://www.opsi.gov.uk/acts/acts2000/00023--e.htm#54

Tom Anderson May 9th 08 01:04 PM

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On Fri, 9 May 2008, David Cantrell wrote:

On Thu, May 08, 2008 at 07:19:40PM +0100, Paul Corfield wrote:

I do apologise for making such a fundamental error. Despite meeting him
twice I have yet to see the exploding blue badge - perhaps I am blessed?


Surely if you were Mr. Blessed YOU WOULD TYPE LIKE THIS?


+1

tom

--
I could tell you a great many more particulars but suppose that you are
tired of it by this time. -- John Backhouse, Trainspotter Zero

Ken May 9th 08 03:22 PM

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On Thu, 8 May 2008 23:03:58 +0100, "Clive D. W. Feather"
wrote:

In article , Ian Jelf
writes
Surprised at being asked, I was staggered when they said that their
grounds for suspicion was that I was carrying.......an umbrella!


With hindsight, I suppose it did look a bit odd in yesterday's lovely
sunny weather


Some years ago I was at a technical conference in London. The conference
itself was at Lancaster Gate but the evening social was at Tower Bridge
(on the gantries). One of the (sponsored) free gifts was an umbrella.

So one July, on a scorching hot day, you got to see 500 geeks carrying
umbrellas as they rode the Underground from Lancaster Gate to Tower
Bridge.


Wouldn't a true geek walk to Marble Arch and take the no. 15?
--
Ken

Bridgwatarian May 9th 08 04:01 PM

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"John Rowland" wrote in message
...
David Hansen wrote:
On Fri, 9 May 2008 12:01:58 +0100 someone who may be "John Rowland"
wrote this:-

How does a cyclist cause danger to a motorist?

By flying head-first through the window of a car


Presumably this was a side window and it might have been open too?


It was the back window and it wasn't openable (or it was, but it wasn't
closeable!). The cyclist could not remove his head without the assistance
of the driver.

Recently, in Poole IIRC, a cyclist went into the back of a van that had
stopped at a pedestrian crossing with such force he died - what might have
happened to the pedestrians if the van hadn't protected them?

--
Steve Huddy
http://trainsferriesbuses.co.uk



Jeremy Parker May 9th 08 04:14 PM

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"Chris Tolley" wrote in message
...
Colin McKenzie wrote:

Should anyone wish, despite this, to cycle, it is made clear to
them
that they are being suicidally reckless and are unlikely to
survive
long


Some cyclists are, without doubt, reckless, and are a danger not
only to
themselves but to others. When I were a lad, such people were the
exception. Perhaps they still are, but it seems to be less of an
exception than it was.


If cycling has recently doubled, as it has, then half the cyclists on
the road are novices.

If they have only recently taken cycling up, they must be idiots, for
not having done so earlier.

Jeremy Parker



Peter Smyth May 9th 08 06:09 PM

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"Ken" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 8 May 2008 23:03:58 +0100, "Clive D. W. Feather"
wrote:

In article , Ian Jelf
writes
Surprised at being asked, I was staggered when they said that their
grounds for suspicion was that I was carrying.......an umbrella!


With hindsight, I suppose it did look a bit odd in yesterday's lovely
sunny weather


Some years ago I was at a technical conference in London. The
conference
itself was at Lancaster Gate but the evening social was at Tower
Bridge
(on the gantries). One of the (sponsored) free gifts was an umbrella.

So one July, on a scorching hot day, you got to see 500 geeks carrying
umbrellas as they rode the Underground from Lancaster Gate to Tower
Bridge.


Wouldn't a true geek walk to Marble Arch and take the no. 15?


A true geek would walk to Marble Arch and take the F.

Peter Smyth


David Buttery May 9th 08 06:11 PM

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On Fri, 09 May 2008 10:16:00 +0000, Chris Tolley wrote:

snip
Over the past year, I can recall one situation I observed where I felt
that a motorist had potentially caused danger to a cyclist. It would be
four or five where the cause of the danger was the cyclist.

... and that's before we get on to the question of whether cyclists have
lights and visible reflectors when they go out at night...


As a pedestrian, I feel threatened by both bad drivers and bad cyclists -
and I certainly accept that there are bad pedestrians as well. However,
in general driving offences in towns (where I am most likely to be
walking) are illegal parking and speeding. What they don't do is to drive
at night with no lights, to drive the wrong way up one-way streets, or to
to crash red traffic lights. I see this behaviour from cyclists just
about every day, and I am not exaggerating.


--
Bewdley, Worcs. ~90m asl.

Mike Bristow May 9th 08 07:02 PM

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In article ,
David Buttery wrote:
As a pedestrian, I feel threatened by both bad drivers and bad cyclists -
and I certainly accept that there are bad pedestrians as well. However,
in general driving offences in towns (where I am most likely to be
walking) are illegal parking and speeding. What they don't do is to drive
at night with no lights, to drive the wrong way up one-way streets,


I see that (and making a illegal left turn that conflicts with
the green phase of a pelican) regularly from car drivers.

or to
to crash red traffic lights.


I reckon you'd see that about one cycle of the lights in 2 or 3
(from cars). You'd probably see more if the impatient car could
overtake the law abiding one.

I see this behaviour from cyclists just
about every day, and I am not exaggerating.


Illegality is endemic on the roads, I agree, and no mode of transport
is exempt.

--
Shenanigans! Shenanigans! Best of 3!
-- Flash

Recliner May 9th 08 08:35 PM

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"Clive D. W. Feather" wrote in message

In article , Ian Jelf
writes
Surprised at being asked, I was staggered when they said that their
grounds for suspicion was that I was carrying.......an umbrella!


With hindsight, I suppose it did look a bit odd in yesterday's lovely
sunny weather


Some years ago I was at a technical conference in London. The
conference itself was at Lancaster Gate but the evening social was at
Tower Bridge (on the gantries). One of the (sponsored) free gifts was
an umbrella.
So one July, on a scorching hot day, you got to see 500 geeks carrying
umbrellas as they rode the Underground from Lancaster Gate to Tower
Bridge.


Even better, almost 20 years ago I was at a large international sales
conference in Jamaica. We were all given a world-time clock as a gift.
I don't think anyone confessed to security that we were all carrying an
electronic black box timer device. Nobody had any problems with
security, and, of course, no planes got blown-up.



Graeme Wall May 9th 08 08:36 PM

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In message
David Hansen wrote:

On Fri, 9 May 2008 12:01:58 +0100 someone who may be "John Rowland"
wrote this:-

How does a cyclist cause danger to a motorist?


By flying head-first through the window of a car


As I said in my next sentence, which you snipped, "While most things
are possible it is not easy."

Presumably this was a side window and it might have been open too?



The case I saw he went through the rear window of an estate. To add to the
fun it was a policeman!

--
Graeme Wall
This address is not read, substitute trains for rail.
Transport Miscellany at http://www.greywall.demon.co.uk/rail/index.html

David Buttery May 10th 08 12:54 AM

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On Fri, 09 May 2008 20:02:21 +0100, Mike Bristow wrote:

snip
or to crash red traffic lights.


I reckon you'd see that about one cycle of the lights in 2 or 3 (from
cars). You'd probably see more if the impatient car could overtake the
law abiding one.

snip

Hmmm. In terms of cars being naughty and going through lights just after
they've changed to red, you may have a point. However, cyclists seem much
more brazen about jumping lights in the *middle* of the red phase. There
is no question that for the set of lights I use most often (the pelican
crossing in Bewdley town centre) cyclists are *much* worse.

--
Bewdley, Worcs. ~90m asl.

David Hansen May 10th 08 07:29 AM

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On Fri, 9 May 2008 17:01:40 +0100 someone who may be "Bridgwatarian"
wrote this:-

Recently, in Poole IIRC, a cyclist went into the back of a van that had
stopped at a pedestrian crossing with such force he died - what might have
happened to the pedestrians if the van hadn't protected them?


Probably very little. Probably some minor injuries, if the cyclist
had struck any of them.


--
David Hansen, Edinburgh
I will *always* explain revoked encryption keys, unless RIP prevents me
http://www.opsi.gov.uk/acts/acts2000/00023--e.htm#54

Graeme Wall May 10th 08 07:38 AM

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In message
David Hansen wrote:

On Fri, 9 May 2008 17:01:40 +0100 someone who may be "Bridgwatarian"
wrote this:-

Recently, in Poole IIRC, a cyclist went into the back of a van that had
stopped at a pedestrian crossing with such force he died - what might have
happened to the pedestrians if the van hadn't protected them?


Probably very little. Probably some minor injuries, if the cyclist
had struck any of them.



So a hansen ploughing into a group of old age pensioners at a speed fast
enough to kill the hansen if he hits another vehicle is only going to
cause a few minor injuries. That's all right then.

--
Graeme Wall
This address is not read, substitute trains for rail.
Transport Miscellany at http://www.greywall.demon.co.uk/rail/index.html


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