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Batman55 July 28th 08 08:04 AM

Another squashed bus
 

See http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7528024.stm for info and
picture. In Old Oak Common Lane.

MaxB



[email protected] July 28th 08 08:10 AM

Another squashed bus
 
On 28 Jul, 09:04, "Batman55" wrote:
Seehttp://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7528024.stmfor info and
picture. In Old Oak Common Lane.

MaxB


Where the hell do they find these idiots to drive them?

B2003

RobWilton July 28th 08 09:21 AM

Another squashed bus
 

wrote in message
...
On 28 Jul, 09:04, "Batman55" wrote:
Seehttp://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7528024.stmfor info and
picture. In Old Oak Common Lane.

MaxB


Where the hell do they find these idiots to drive them?

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Poland.


Paul Weaver July 28th 08 10:46 AM

Another squashed bus
 
On 28 Jul, 09:04, "Batman55" wrote:
Seehttp://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7528024.stmfor info and
picture. In Old Oak Common Lane.

MaxB


When are they going to ban these monstrosities?

Richard J.[_2_] July 28th 08 12:08 PM

Another squashed bus
 
Paul Weaver wrote:
On 28 Jul, 09:04, "Batman55" wrote:
Seehttp://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7528024.stmfor info and
picture. In Old Oak Common Lane.

MaxB


When are they going to ban these monstrosities?


What do you regard as monstrous? A double-decker bus? A low railway bridge?
A careless driver?
--
Richard J.
(to email me, swap 'uk' and 'yon' in address)



J. Chisholm July 28th 08 03:43 PM

Another squashed bus
 
Richard J. wrote:
Paul Weaver wrote:
On 28 Jul, 09:04, "Batman55" wrote:
Seehttp://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7528024.stmfor info and
picture. In Old Oak Common Lane.

MaxB

When are they going to ban these monstrosities?


What do you regard as monstrous? A double-decker bus? A low railway bridge?
A careless driver?

Perhaps he's suggestion that if we replaced double deckers with
articulated buses we'd have no such issues?

Jim

Neill July 28th 08 07:10 PM

Another squashed bus
 
On Jul 28, 4:43*pm, "J. Chisholm" wrote:
Richard J. wrote:
Paul Weaver wrote:
On 28 Jul, 09:04, "Batman55" wrote:
Seehttp://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7528024.stmforinfo and
picture. In Old Oak Common Lane.


MaxB
When are they going to ban these monstrosities?


What do you regard as monstrous? *A double-decker bus? A low railway bridge?
A careless driver?


Perhaps he's suggestion that if we replaced double deckers with
articulated buses we'd have no such issues?

Jim


If Boris gets his way, this'll become more common. Were there more or
less accidents of this type years ago? Or is it some secret government
policy to rid us of the top deck-dwelling chavs?

Neill

Neil Williams July 28th 08 07:20 PM

Another squashed bus
 
On Mon, 28 Jul 2008 16:43:06 +0100, "J. Chisholm"
wrote:

Perhaps he's suggestion that if we replaced double deckers with
articulated buses we'd have no such issues?


We probably wouldn't. But more sensible might be to require buses to
be constructed to be reasonably solid so that the top wouldn't be
sliced off quite like that. Of course, those sitting at the front
wouldn't have much fun quite simply because of the energies involved
in such a collision, but there's no reason why the entire top deck
should collapse like that in any properly-designed vehicle.

Neil

--
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Put my first name before the at to reply.

Adrian July 28th 08 07:33 PM

Another squashed bus
 
(Neil Williams) gurgled happily, sounding
much like they were saying:

Perhaps he's suggestion that if we replaced double deckers with
articulated buses we'd have no such issues?


We probably wouldn't. But more sensible might be to require buses to be
constructed to be reasonably solid so that the top wouldn't be sliced
off quite like that. Of course, those sitting at the front wouldn't
have much fun quite simply because of the energies involved in such a
collision, but there's no reason why the entire top deck should collapse
like that in any properly-designed vehicle.


Umm, you'd prefer the bridge took more damage?

Because there's going to be plenty, it's just a question of where. You've
got 10t of vehicle, travelling forwards at c.20mph. That's a LOT of force
on a very small area - something's going to give.

Whatever happens, the front few rows of passengers aren't going to be
laughing and joking about it. If the top of the roof collapses
progressively, instead of just sliding back, then it's going to come down
as well as up. Oh, and they're chewing bridge, of course.

So the only real question is what happens further back on the top deck.
Look at the photo - there's no risk (other than by flying glass) to
anybody else on that deck from the roof sliding backwards - because it's
remained at fundamentally the same level. Yes, it's dropped down
slightly, as it's cantilevered backwards on the pillars, but that's not
going to do TOO much harm.

So - you reinforce the window pillars upstairs. A LOT. They're going to
have to transmit the forces backwards, else they'll just bend again, so
they'll have to be angled. That's going to put a LOT of force into the
rest of the bus structure, and almost certainly do significantly more
damage to the rest of the bus. I'd imagine it's fairly straightforward to
re-roof something such as that - but an impact of that force through a
structure designed to spread the forces and hold the roof on would very
probably write the entire body off. It's also got a good chance of
causing injuries downstairs as the structure there would collapse to
absorb the forces. Oh, and it'll add a metric ****load of weight to the
structure - already much lardier than the RM was - probably to Lardibus
weights. Which means much more fuel used, and more mechanical load, so
probably lower reliability - or the mechanicals would have to be beefed
up considerably.

Alternatively, perhaps the drivers could consider looking where the ****
they were going? I mean, it's not as if there isn't already a legislated
requirement for the vehicle height to be clearly marked in the driver's
view, and for low bridges to carry height warnings...

Neil Williams July 28th 08 08:21 PM

Another squashed bus
 
On 28 Jul 2008 19:33:58 GMT, Adrian wrote:

Umm, you'd prefer the bridge took more damage?


I'd prefer less damage was done to any passengers. I think this one
was fortunate because it was a rail replacement service, which people
tend to avoid if there's any other option so it probably had three
passengers and a dog on board.

Whatever happens, the front few rows of passengers aren't going to be
laughing and joking about it. If the top of the roof collapses
progressively, instead of just sliding back, then it's going to come down
as well as up. Oh, and they're chewing bridge, of course.


As opposed to that bus, where (if there were any) passengers
throughout the top deck would have had their heads knocked off?

So the only real question is what happens further back on the top deck.
Look at the photo - there's no risk (other than by flying glass) to
anybody else on that deck from the roof sliding backwards - because it's
remained at fundamentally the same level. Yes, it's dropped down
slightly, as it's cantilevered backwards on the pillars, but that's not
going to do TOO much harm.


It's dropped down by the whole height of the main pane of the windows.
If I was in a bus involved in such a collision and hadn't seen what
was coming and ducked, it'd certainly have taken my head off.

A more rigidly constructed bus might have flattened the front quarter
of the top deck, but decelerated more quickly (more resistance from a
stronger body) and not flattened the back bit at all.

So - you reinforce the window pillars upstairs. A LOT. They're going to
have to transmit the forces backwards, else they'll just bend again, so
they'll have to be angled. That's going to put a LOT of force into the
rest of the bus structure, and almost certainly do significantly more
damage to the rest of the bus. I'd imagine it's fairly straightforward to
re-roof something such as that - but an impact of that force through a
structure designed to spread the forces and hold the roof on would very
probably write the entire body off.


It is conventional that road vehicles should themselves be damaged in
preference to their passengers. Think crumple-zones. The cost of the
damage is hardly relevant to the issue - that's what you have
insurance for. (If the bus companies are self-insuring, that's their
own choice).

That bus appears to be an older, turn-of-the-century design, with
ribbon glazing and almost no pillars. Would a more modern
rounded-window design with gasket windows and wider pillars (where the
windows don't contribute as much to the structural strength) have
perhaps done better?

Alternatively, perhaps the drivers could consider looking where the ****
they were going? I mean, it's not as if there isn't already a legislated
requirement for the vehicle height to be clearly marked in the driver's
view, and for low bridges to carry height warnings...


This is true, but it's not a reason not to make vehicles more
crashworthy. On the railway, the Pendolino that got smashed at 110 at
Greyrigg showed just how good modern railway body design is - it
survived pretty much intact and was only written off (as I recall)
because of damage to equipment, not because of deformed bodyshells.
Some of that could be applied to the bus and coach industry, surely?
It doesn't need to be *as* good because, in Central London or any
other city, the maximum closing speed is going to be 60mph or so, not
250mph, but it could be a lot better.

Neil

--
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Put my first name before the at to reply.

Adrian July 28th 08 08:59 PM

Another squashed bus
 
(Neil Williams) gurgled happily, sounding
much like they were saying:

Umm, you'd prefer the bridge took more damage?


I'd prefer less damage was done to any passengers.


Yes, but it's not quite that simple...

I think this one was fortunate because it was a rail replacement
service,


Which is also the reason it hit the bridge in the first place, almost
certainly.

Three likely scenarios...
- Whoever planned the route cocked up big time
- Whoever signed it cocked up big time and didn't do so clearly
- The driver cocked up big time and didn't follow the signs

Since this was 17.45 on Sunday, there's one of those that's a lot more
likely than the other two...

which people tend to avoid if there's any other option so it probably
had three passengers and a dog on board.


Three passengers injured. Check.
No mention of a dog, though.

Whatever happens, the front few rows of passengers aren't going to be
laughing and joking about it. If the top of the roof collapses
progressively, instead of just sliding back, then it's going to come
down as well as up. Oh, and they're chewing bridge, of course.


As opposed to that bus, where (if there were any) passengers throughout
the top deck would have had their heads knocked off?


Unlikely.

So the only real question is what happens further back on the top deck.
Look at the photo - there's no risk (other than by flying glass) to
anybody else on that deck from the roof sliding backwards - because it's
remained at fundamentally the same level. Yes, it's dropped down
slightly, as it's cantilevered backwards on the pillars, but that's not
going to do TOO much harm.


It's dropped down by the whole height of the main pane of the windows.


Not quite. They're still about half height, mebbe a snidge under.

I dunno whether the three minor injuries were upstairs or downstairs -
Can't imagine what, other than "shock" and maybe falling over, would
injure the downstairs passengers.

If I was in a bus involved in such a collision and hadn't seen what was
coming and ducked, it'd certainly have taken my head off.


I don't think so.

A sore neck, yes, but not "taken off" - remember, it's not JUST gone
back, and it's not JUST gone down - it's pivotted down-and-back.

B'sides, you'd have to be going some NOT to notice. If you were in the
front, you'd have plenty of warning of the bridge coming straight at you,
and further back, you'd have a BLOODY GREAT BIG bang to warn you...

A more rigidly constructed bus might have flattened the front quarter of
the top deck, but decelerated more quickly (more resistance from a
stronger body)


That really would require one HELL of a lot of strength - and would also
push the bus down into the road, probably doing a lot of damage to the
road surface. Remember, 10t+ at 20mph. That's a LOT more force than a
1.5t car faces in the typical crash test - and across a much smaller area.

It is conventional that road vehicles should themselves be damaged in
preference to their passengers. Think crumple-zones.


Quite. Think about the amount of metal that's absorbing those forces.

Alternatively, perhaps the drivers could consider looking where the ****
they were going? I mean, it's not as if there isn't already a legislated
requirement for the vehicle height to be clearly marked in the driver's
view, and for low bridges to carry height warnings...


This is true, but it's not a reason not to make vehicles more
crashworthy. On the railway, the Pendolino that got smashed at 110 at
Greyrigg showed just how good modern railway body design is - it
survived pretty much intact and was only written off (as I recall)
because of damage to equipment, not because of deformed bodyshells.


One small detail... That didn't actually hit anything. It just shed the
speed (fairly) gracefully in a muddy field. No sudden stop. It's like the
old joke about falling off a tall building - it's not the fall that
hurts, it's the landing.

[email protected] July 29th 08 04:25 PM

Another squashed bus
 
On 28 Jul, 20:33, Adrian wrote:
So - you reinforce the window pillars upstairs. A LOT. They're going to
have to transmit the forces backwards, else they'll just bend again, so


Probably a better idea would be reinforce the pillars so they bend but
don't snap but make the place where they join the roof fairly weak so
the roof effectively slides off over the top of them. The roof being
shoved back dissappates the energy but the reinforced pillars stop it
squashing the passengers.

B2003

Adrian July 29th 08 06:23 PM

Another squashed bus
 
gurgled happily, sounding much like they were
saying:

So - you reinforce the window pillars upstairs. A LOT. They're going to
have to transmit the forces backwards, else they'll just bend again, so


Probably a better idea would be reinforce the pillars so they bend but
don't snap but make the place where they join the roof fairly weak so
the roof effectively slides off over the top of them. The roof being
shoved back dissappates the energy but the reinforced pillars stop it
squashing the passengers.


No, it'd just be uncontrolled then.

Batman55 July 29th 08 07:20 PM

Another squashed bus
 

"Adrian" wrote in message
...
gurgled happily, sounding much like they were
saying:

So - you reinforce the window pillars upstairs. A LOT. They're going to
have to transmit the forces backwards, else they'll just bend again, so


Probably a better idea would be reinforce the pillars so they bend but
don't snap but make the place where they join the roof fairly weak so
the roof effectively slides off over the top of them. The roof being
shoved back dissappates the energy but the reinforced pillars stop it
squashing the passengers.


No, it'd just be uncontrolled then.


Perhaps the driver should have a radar warning device like airline pilots
"Pull up, Pull up"!

MaxB



Adrian July 29th 08 07:44 PM

Another squashed bus
 
"Batman55" gurgled happily, sounding much like
they were saying:

Perhaps the driver should have a radar warning device like airline
pilots "Pull up, Pull up"!


P'raps. A good low-tech alternative would be to put the height visible on
both bridge and bus. It'd be utterly reliable, too. D'you think it'd
catch on?

asdf July 29th 08 08:10 PM

Another squashed bus
 
On 29 Jul 2008 19:44:55 GMT, Adrian wrote:

Perhaps the driver should have a radar warning device like airline
pilots "Pull up, Pull up"!


P'raps. A good low-tech alternative would be to put the height visible on
both bridge and bus. It'd be utterly reliable, too. D'you think it'd
catch on?


Evidently it's not utterly reliable.

Adrian July 29th 08 08:45 PM

Another squashed bus
 
asdf gurgled happily, sounding much like they
were saying:

Perhaps the driver should have a radar warning device like airline
pilots "Pull up, Pull up"!


P'raps. A good low-tech alternative would be to put the height visible
on both bridge and bus. It'd be utterly reliable, too. D'you think it'd
catch on?


Evidently it's not utterly reliable.


By "utterly reliable", I mean "it won't break". The technology didn't, it
seems, break. It worked.

The failure lay in the one part of the system that can't easily be
upgraded, redesigned or replaced - the wetware.

Paul Weaver July 29th 08 09:05 PM

Another squashed bus
 
On 28 Jul, 13:08, "Richard J." wrote:
Paul Weaver wrote:
On 28 Jul, 09:04, "Batman55" wrote:
Seehttp://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7528024.stmforinfo and
picture. In Old Oak Common Lane.


MaxB


When are they going to ban these monstrosities?


What do you regard as monstrous? *A double-decker bus? A low railway bridge?
A careless driver?


Careless? Dangerous more like. A PSV driver that doesn't know the
height of his own vehicle, (ignoring the face she doesn't know the
correct route?) At the very least he'll be fired , but should be
ending up in court.




MarkVarley - MVP July 29th 08 10:50 PM

Another squashed bus
 
On Mon, 28 Jul 2008 09:04:59 +0100, "Batman55"
wrote this gibberish:


See http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7528024.stm for info and
picture. In Old Oak Common Lane.

MaxB


The last time I was on a very crowded bus and ended up traveling right
by the driver there was some kind of audible device that gave repeated
warnings about low bridges in nearby roads, damn good idea I thought
(but also probably irritating), are these not a standard thing on
London Busses?

Also was the bus lost? It was on a rail replacement service and wasn't
the first of the day (having hit the bridge late in the day), what
measures are in place to indicate the route to drivers in such
situations? is it just the temporary plastic signs strapped to sign
posts?
--
Mark Varley
www.MarkVarleyPhoto.co.uk
www.TwistedPhotography.co.uk
London, England.

John Rowland July 30th 08 12:32 AM

Another squashed bus
 
wrote:
On 28 Jul, 20:33, Adrian wrote:
So - you reinforce the window pillars upstairs. A LOT. They're going
to have to transmit the forces backwards, else they'll just bend
again, so


Probably a better idea would be reinforce the pillars so they bend but
don't snap but make the place where they join the roof fairly weak so
the roof effectively slides off over the top of them. The roof being
shoved back dissappates the energy but the reinforced pillars stop it
squashing the passengers.


.... but the roof then kills anyone in three cars following the bus.

Now that buses have the technology to announce which stop they are coming
to, and to tell the people at the next stop how many minutes away they are,
is it too much to ask that they might tell the driver (preferably in the
Slavonic language of his choice) that he's on the wrong road?



[email protected] July 30th 08 08:33 AM

Another squashed bus
 
On Jul 29, 10:05 pm, Paul Weaver wrote:
Careless? Dangerous more like. A PSV driver that doesn't know the
height of his own vehicle, (ignoring the face she doesn't know the
correct route?)


She? Was it a woman? Would explain a lot ;)

B2003


[email protected] July 30th 08 08:36 AM

Another squashed bus
 
On Jul 29, 8:20 pm, "Batman55" wrote:
"Adrian" wrote in message

...

gurgled happily, sounding much like they were
saying:


So - you reinforce the window pillars upstairs. A LOT. They're going to
have to transmit the forces backwards, else they'll just bend again, so


Probably a better idea would be reinforce the pillars so they bend but
don't snap but make the place where they join the roof fairly weak so
the roof effectively slides off over the top of them. The roof being
shoved back dissappates the energy but the reinforced pillars stop it
squashing the passengers.


No, it'd just be uncontrolled then.


Perhaps the driver should have a radar warning device like airline pilots
"Pull up, Pull up"!


That seems like a good idea to me. Just have some bleeper which gets
more and more urgent and if the computer thinks the bus is going to
strike the bridge then it slams on the breaks. The technology exists
to do it.

B2003


Roland Perry July 30th 08 09:51 AM

Another squashed bus
 
In message
, at
01:36:45 on Wed, 30 Jul 2008, remarked:
Just have some bleeper which gets more and more urgent and if the
computer thinks the bus is going to strike the bridge then it slams on
the breaks. The technology exists to do it.


"just" Hmm... Given that many bridges have very little clearance under
them, how will this device tell from sufficiently far away whether the
bridge is six inches too low, or six inches higher than required?
--
Roland Perry

John Rowland July 30th 08 10:05 AM

Another squashed bus
 
Roland Perry wrote:
In message
,
at 01:36:45 on Wed, 30 Jul 2008, remarked:
Just have some bleeper which gets more and more urgent and if the
computer thinks the bus is going to strike the bridge then it slams
on the breaks. The technology exists to do it.


"just" Hmm... Given that many bridges have very little clearance under
them, how will this device tell from sufficiently far away whether the
bridge is six inches too low, or six inches higher than required?


Because it has a GPS and a gazetteer of low bridges?



Roland Perry July 30th 08 10:27 AM

Another squashed bus
 
In message , at 11:05:15 on Wed,
30 Jul 2008, John Rowland
remarked:
Just have some bleeper which gets more and more urgent and if the
computer thinks the bus is going to strike the bridge then it slams
on the breaks. The technology exists to do it.


"just" Hmm... Given that many bridges have very little clearance under
them, how will this device tell from sufficiently far away whether the
bridge is six inches too low, or six inches higher than required?


Because it has a GPS and a gazetteer of low bridges?


Why over-complicate it? Just have a GPS that shows routes *without* low
bridges, that are recommended for use by buses. Then you can avoid other
nasties as well.

And otherwise it's not failsafe (maybe there's a low bridge somewhere
that didn't make it into the gazetteer).
--
Roland Perry

[email protected] July 30th 08 11:58 AM

Another squashed bus
 
On Jul 30, 11:27�am, Roland Perry wrote:
In message , at 11:05:15 on Wed,
30 Jul 2008, John Rowland
remarked:

Just have some bleeper which gets more and more urgent and if the
computer thinks the bus is going to strike the bridge then it slams
on the breaks. The technology exists to do it.


"just" Hmm... Given that many bridges have very little clearance under
them, how will this device tell from sufficiently far away whether the
bridge is six inches too low, or six inches higher than required?


Because it has a GPS and a gazetteer of low bridges?


Why over-complicate it? Just have a GPS that shows routes *without* low
bridges, that are recommended for use by buses. Then you can avoid other
nasties as well.

And otherwise it's not failsafe (maybe there's a low bridge somewhere
that didn't make it into the gazetteer).
--
Roland Perry


I know this sentiment has been expressed more eloquently before, but
why is it so impossible for these drivers just to do what they are
paid to do, i.e. drive a bus on the correct route without either
damaging it or injuring its passengers?

All these electronic devices - even the intrusive ones "announcing"
each and every stop. Why are they necessary? On the rare occasion a
passenger need to be told of a particular alighting point, why can't
they tell the driver and he then announces it over the NEVER-USED P.A.
system? I have even travelled on a bus several minutes off route,
when a bus was terminated short of his destination - even then he
failed to use the P.A. system, and did not even check to see whether
anyone (me) was still on the top deck!

I travelled on a route 28 earlier this week, where the volume of the
automatic announcement was so loud it gave me earache. Yesterday, I
travelled on one where the system had either been vandalised or broken
down - the L.C.D. screen showed the same stop for the entire journey -
pure silent bliss!

Marc.

Peter Campbell Smith[_2_] July 30th 08 02:32 PM

Another squashed bus
 
Adrian wrote in
:

Perhaps the driver should have a radar warning device like airline
pilots "Pull up, Pull up"!


Many years ago, there was a low bridge outside my father's office. Near
it was a roundabout served by single and double decker buses, which came
from the same garage and shared a pool of drivers. Regularly, a
daydreaming driver would set off along the wrong road and either hit the
bridge or have to do a 3-point turn in the busy road.

After a while, the council installed a device with a light beam and
sensor, so that when an overheight vehicle passed, it flashed a large
sign saying something like TOO HIGH - STOP, and sounded a siren. The
staff in Dad's office would hear the siren, rush to the window, usually
in time to see the bus hit the bridge.

In those days the council owned the buses and the road, but not the
(railway) bridge. As the accidents were still happening, they decided
to lower the road, which would also allow them to run double-deckers on
that route. This turned out to be difficult job, as there was a sewer
just under the road surface and other services that had to be moved, and
they had to close the road and send the traffic round a long diversion
for many months.

Eventually they reopened the road and at last double deckers could
proceed along it unhindered. Three months later, BR closed the line and
removed the bridge.

Peter

--
Peter Campbell Smith ~ London ~ pjcs00 (a) gmail.com

[email protected] July 30th 08 02:52 PM

Another squashed bus
 
On Jul 30, 3:32�pm, Peter Campbell Smith wrote:
Adrian wrote :

Perhaps the driver should have a radar warning device like airline
pilots "Pull up, Pull up"!


Many years ago, there was a low bridge outside my father's office. �Near
it was a roundabout served by single and double decker buses, which came
from the same garage and shared a pool of drivers. �Regularly, a
daydreaming driver would set off along the wrong road and either hit the
bridge or have to do a 3-point turn in the busy road.

After a while, the council installed a device with a light beam and
sensor, so that when an overheight vehicle passed, it flashed a large
sign saying something like TOO HIGH - STOP, and sounded a siren. �The
staff in Dad's office would hear the siren, rush to the window, usually
in time to see the bus hit the bridge.

In those days the council owned the buses and the road, but not the
(railway) bridge. �As the accidents were still happening, they decided
to lower the road, which would also allow them to run double-deckers on
that route. �This turned out to be difficult job, as there was a sewer
just under the road surface and other services that had to be moved, and
they had to close the road and send the traffic round a long diversion
for many months.

Eventually they reopened the road and at last double deckers could
proceed along it unhindered. �Three months later, BR closed the line and
removed the bridge.

Peter

--
Peter Campbell Smith ~ London ~ pjcs00 (a) gmail.com


Nice tale, Peter - made my day!

Marc.

Richard July 30th 08 08:19 PM

Another squashed bus
 
On Wed, 30 Jul 2008 11:05:15 +0100, "John Rowland"
wrote:

Roland Perry wrote:
In message
,
at 01:36:45 on Wed, 30 Jul 2008, remarked:
Just have some bleeper which gets more and more urgent and if the
computer thinks the bus is going to strike the bridge then it slams
on the breaks. The technology exists to do it.


"just" Hmm... Given that many bridges have very little clearance under
them, how will this device tell from sufficiently far away whether the
bridge is six inches too low, or six inches higher than required?


Because it has a GPS and a gazetteer of low bridges?


iBus does *exactly* that.... So we should see an end to this sort of
thing in London.

Richard.

Dr J R Stockton July 30th 08 08:36 PM

Another squashed bus
 
In uk.transport.london message , Wed, 30
Jul 2008 10:51:34, Roland Perry posted:
In message
ps.com, at 01:36:45 on Wed, 30 Jul 2008,
remarked:
Just have some bleeper which gets more and more urgent and if the
computer thinks the bus is going to strike the bridge then it slams on
the breaks. The technology exists to do it.


"just" Hmm... Given that many bridges have very little clearance under
them, how will this device tell from sufficiently far away whether the
bridge is six inches too low, or six inches higher than required?



A large bar code on each bridge, and a scanner on each bus. With a
constant angular rate of scan, the bus could also tell its distance and
speed. One could use, for safety, a non-visible wavelength of light;
and the bar code might be all-gray in the visible.

Or use a dot-matrix font of cat's-eyes on the bridge; modern OCR should
be able to read that reliably, even in the presence of some white
dielectric substance.

Or sit the driver on the top deck.

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Adrian July 31st 08 07:08 AM

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Dr J R Stockton gurgled happily, sounding much
like they were saying:

Or sit the driver on the top deck.


I think we have a winner!

James Farrar July 31st 08 07:31 AM

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On 29 Jul 2008 20:45:08 GMT, Adrian wrote:

asdf gurgled happily, sounding much like they
were saying:

Perhaps the driver should have a radar warning device like airline
pilots "Pull up, Pull up"!


P'raps. A good low-tech alternative would be to put the height visible
on both bridge and bus. It'd be utterly reliable, too. D'you think it'd
catch on?


Evidently it's not utterly reliable.


By "utterly reliable", I mean "it won't break". The technology didn't, it
seems, break. It worked.

The failure lay in the one part of the system that can't easily be
upgraded, redesigned or replaced - the wetware.


PEBSWADS, I think.

Edward Cowling London UK July 31st 08 11:49 AM

Another squashed bus
 
In message , Batman55
writes

See http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7528024.stm for info and
picture. In Old Oak Common Lane.


We should introduce the Darwin principle to bus drivers and get them to
drive the bus from the front of the top deck. I'm guessing the number of
these incidence would drop dramatically :-)

--
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David Cantrell July 31st 08 02:43 PM

Another squashed bus
 
On Wed, Jul 30, 2008 at 11:27:38AM +0100, Roland Perry wrote:

Why over-complicate it? Just have a GPS that shows routes *without* low
bridges, that are recommended for use by buses. Then you can avoid other
nasties as well.


And you think bus companies would buy that instead of buying the cheaper
consumer version? After all, that's what haulage companies do, and
that's why lorries and tourist coaches are always getting stuck in small
villages.

Incidentally, when that happens, walls get demolished, gardens churned
up, hedges destroyed etc, just to remove the lorry. Why not just cut
the lorry into little pieces?

And otherwise it's not failsafe (maybe there's a low bridge somewhere
that didn't make it into the gazetteer).


That's not failsafe anyway. What if a low bridge is built over one of
your routes?

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David Cantrell July 31st 08 02:45 PM

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On Wed, Jul 30, 2008 at 04:58:22AM -0700, wrote:

All these electronic devices - even the intrusive ones "announcing"
each and every stop. Why are they necessary? On the rare occasion a
passenger need to be told of a particular alighting point, why can't
they tell the driver and he then announces it over the NEVER-USED P.A.
system?


Hear hear!

And why, as happens far too frequently on route 38, does the
announcement say "the destination of this bus has changed" without
continuing "it will now terminate at ..."?

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MarkVarley - MVP July 31st 08 02:58 PM

Another squashed bus
 
On Thu, 31 Jul 2008 15:45:30 +0100, David Cantrell
wrote this gibberish:

On Wed, Jul 30, 2008 at 04:58:22AM -0700, wrote:

All these electronic devices - even the intrusive ones "announcing"
each and every stop. Why are they necessary? On the rare occasion a
passenger need to be told of a particular alighting point, why can't
they tell the driver and he then announces it over the NEVER-USED P.A.
system?


Hear hear!

And why, as happens far too frequently on route 38, does the
announcement say "the destination of this bus has changed" without
continuing "it will now terminate at ..."?


That winds me up often, I live at one end of the 38 route and often
use it to get to victoria at the other end, around 50% of the time my
bus won't make-it!

--
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www.MarkVarleyPhoto.co.uk
www.TwistedPhotography.co.uk
London, England.

Roland Perry July 31st 08 02:59 PM

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In message , at 15:43:26
on Thu, 31 Jul 2008, David Cantrell remarked:
Why over-complicate it? Just have a GPS that shows routes *without* low
bridges, that are recommended for use by buses. Then you can avoid other
nasties as well.


And you think bus companies would buy that instead of buying the cheaper
consumer version?


This was a choice between two different specialist GPS designs, to fix a
specific hazard; not a choice between a specialist and a consumer
edition.

And otherwise it's not failsafe (maybe there's a low bridge somewhere
that didn't make it into the gazetteer).


That's not failsafe anyway. What if a low bridge is built over one of
your routes?


I'd be a bit surprised if you could get planning permission to build a
new bridge that's too low for a bus, over an existing street.
--
Roland Perry

John Rowland July 31st 08 03:51 PM

Another squashed bus
 
Roland Perry wrote:
In message , at
15:43:26 on Thu, 31 Jul 2008, David Cantrell
remarked:
Why over-complicate it? Just have a GPS that shows routes *without*
low bridges, that are recommended for use by buses. Then you can
avoid other nasties as well.


And you think bus companies would buy that instead of buying the
cheaper consumer version?


This was a choice between two different specialist GPS designs, to
fix a specific hazard; not a choice between a specialist and a
consumer edition.

And otherwise it's not failsafe (maybe there's a low bridge
somewhere that didn't make it into the gazetteer).


That's not failsafe anyway. What if a low bridge is built over one
of your routes?


I'd be a bit surprised if you could get planning permission to build a
new bridge that's too low for a bus, over an existing street.


I think you could, for a railway.



Roland Perry July 31st 08 05:08 PM

Another squashed bus
 
In message , at 16:51:21 on Thu,
31 Jul 2008, John Rowland
remarked:
I'd be a bit surprised if you could get planning permission to build a
new bridge that's too low for a bus, over an existing street.


I think you could, for a railway.


Rebuild a bridge to the same height as before - but a brand new low
bridge?? What kind of railway would that be, anyway?
--
Roland Perry

Neil Williams July 31st 08 07:38 PM

Another squashed bus
 
On Thu, 31 Jul 2008 18:08:50 +0100, Roland Perry
wrote:

Rebuild a bridge to the same height as before - but a brand new low
bridge?? What kind of railway would that be, anyway?


I'm wondering if he might be referring to the reinstatement of a
railway with historic rights, e.g. the WHR.

Neil

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