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Graculus April 14th 09 06:38 PM

Cyclists allowed to run red lights?
 
Boris's latest mad-cap idea:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7998687.stm and other sources.

So, the idea is that this allows cyclists to move off before lorries and
thus not get trapped/killed when they move off and turn left. And it is
cited that 13 deaths occurred because of this. What they fail to say is how
many cyclists would be killed when they see the red light as a proverbial
"green light" to run the red without paying any attention to what's
approaching from their right and get subsequently hit by some other vehicle
crossing the junction on green. I'm sure they would be meant to give way,
blah blah blah, but would that happen in reality?

Quite barmy!



MIG April 14th 09 06:42 PM

Cyclists allowed to run red lights?
 
On Apr 14, 7:38*pm, "Graculus"
wrote:
Boris's latest mad-cap idea:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/l...7998687.stmand other sources.

So, the idea is that this allows cyclists to move off before lorries and
thus not get trapped/killed when they move off and turn left. And it is
cited that 13 deaths occurred because of this. What they fail to say is how
many cyclists would be killed when they see the red light as a proverbial
"green light" to run the red without paying any attention to what's
approaching from their right and get subsequently hit by some other vehicle
crossing the junction on green. I'm sure they would be meant to give way,
blah blah blah, but would that happen in reality?

Quite barmy!


Cyclists are used to looking out for people who are trying to kill
them, given that that seems to be just about everybody, so it's a safe
bet that they would be paying attention.

Ian F. April 14th 09 06:45 PM

Cyclists allowed to run red lights?
 
"Graculus" wrote in message
...

So, the idea is that this allows cyclists to move off before lorries and
thus not get trapped/killed when they move off and turn left.


Cyclists have been running red lights for years. This'll just mean they'll
be allowed to in law, so they won't have to snarl and yell at pedestrians
who attempt to cross the road when the green man is showing.

Ian


mileburner April 14th 09 06:47 PM

Cyclists allowed to run red lights?
 

"Graculus" wrote in message
...
Boris's latest mad-cap idea:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7998687.stm and other sources.

So, the idea is that this allows cyclists to move off before lorries and
thus not get trapped/killed when they move off and turn left. And it is
cited that 13 deaths occurred because of this. What they fail to say is
how many cyclists would be killed when they see the red light as a
proverbial "green light" to run the red without paying any attention to
what's approaching from their right and get subsequently hit by some other
vehicle crossing the junction on green. I'm sure they would be meant to
give way, blah blah blah, but would that happen in reality?

Quite barmy!


As "barmy" as the entire US road system where traffic can legally turn right
on a red.

It seems reasonable to me. Though if they restrict it to cyclists, the usual
whinging will come from the motoring lobby who get ****ed off when they
don't have equal rights to cyclists.

The answer is, get a bike. And STFU :-)



mileburner April 14th 09 06:54 PM

Cyclists allowed to run red lights?
 
MIG wrote:

Cyclists are used to looking out for people who are trying to kill
them, given that that seems to be just about everybody, so it's a safe
bet that they would be paying attention.


There is a traffic lighted junction I use regularly to turn left. If I am in
the car I just go on green. If I am on the bike I check to the right then go
(on green).



neverwas[_2_] April 14th 09 06:55 PM

Cyclists allowed to run red lights?
 
It seems reasonable to me. Though if they restrict it to cyclists,
the usual whinging will come from the motoring lobby who get ****ed
off when they don't have equal rights to cyclists.

The answer is, get a bike. And STFU :-)


And the other part of that answer is for pedestrians to be allowed by
law to carry golfing umbrellas, stout walking sticks etc and to insert
them in the spokes of the wheels of cyclists who jump the lights, ride
on pavements etc. After all, the cyclists in question can't possibly
believe that it would do them any harm as they make clear they believe
they are a superior race.

It'd do wonders for the economy as well: just think of all those job
vacancies created!
--
Robin



mileburner April 14th 09 07:02 PM

Cyclists allowed to run red lights?
 
neverwas wrote:
It seems reasonable to me. Though if they restrict it to cyclists,
the usual whinging will come from the motoring lobby who get ****ed
off when they don't have equal rights to cyclists.

The answer is, get a bike. And STFU :-)


And the other part of that answer is for pedestrians to be allowed by
law to carry golfing umbrellas, stout walking sticks etc and to insert
them in the spokes of the wheels of cyclists who jump the lights, ride
on pavements etc. After all, the cyclists in question can't possibly
believe that it would do them any harm as they make clear they believe
they are a superior race.


Probably not a bad idea.

If they got all the cyclists off the pavements and onto the roads, the roads
would be safer for everyone. But then again the motorists would be bitching
that they are being held up by all these cyclists who shouldn't be there...

As my mother used to say, "be careful of what you wish for, because you
might actually get it" :-)



thaksin April 14th 09 07:02 PM

Cyclists allowed to run red lights?
 
mileburner wrote:
"Graculus" wrote in message
...
Boris's latest mad-cap idea:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7998687.stm and other sources.

So, the idea is that this allows cyclists to move off before lorries and
thus not get trapped/killed when they move off and turn left. And it is
cited that 13 deaths occurred because of this. What they fail to say is
how many cyclists would be killed when they see the red light as a
proverbial "green light" to run the red without paying any attention to
what's approaching from their right and get subsequently hit by some other
vehicle crossing the junction on green. I'm sure they would be meant to
give way, blah blah blah, but would that happen in reality?

Quite barmy!


As "barmy" as the entire US road system where traffic can legally turn right
on a red.

It seems reasonable to me. Though if they restrict it to cyclists, the usual
whinging will come from the motoring lobby who get ****ed off when they
don't have equal rights to cyclists.

The answer is, get a bike. And STFU :-)

Completely correct. Oh, sorry, I mean in the same way that the demented
cnuts on bikes who get ****ed off when they don't have equal rights to
motorists need to get a car and STFU, of course...

thaksin April 14th 09 07:05 PM

Cyclists allowed to run red lights?
 
neverwas wrote:
It seems reasonable to me. Though if they restrict it to cyclists,
the usual whinging will come from the motoring lobby who get ****ed
off when they don't have equal rights to cyclists.

The answer is, get a bike. And STFU :-)


And the other part of that answer is for pedestrians to be allowed by
law to carry golfing umbrellas, stout walking sticks etc and to insert
them in the spokes of the wheels of cyclists who jump the lights, ride
on pavements etc. After all, the cyclists in question can't possibly
believe that it would do them any harm as they make clear they believe
they are a superior race.

It'd do wonders for the economy as well: just think of all those job
vacancies created!


I suggested something similar a few months ago, and the whinging
*******s in URC insisted that I was being 'disproportionate'. Odd,
innit, that this disproportion thing only applies to car drivers
exposing cyclists to harm, and not to cyclists exposing pedestrians to
the same :)

mileburner April 14th 09 07:13 PM

Cyclists allowed to run red lights?
 

"thaksin" wrote in message
...
neverwas wrote:
It seems reasonable to me. Though if they restrict it to cyclists,
the usual whinging will come from the motoring lobby who get ****ed
off when they don't have equal rights to cyclists.

The answer is, get a bike. And STFU :-)


And the other part of that answer is for pedestrians to be allowed by law
to carry golfing umbrellas, stout walking sticks etc and to insert them
in the spokes of the wheels of cyclists who jump the lights, ride on
pavements etc. After all, the cyclists in question can't possibly
believe that it would do them any harm as they make clear they believe
they are a superior race.

It'd do wonders for the economy as well: just think of all those job
vacancies created!


I suggested something similar a few months ago, and the whinging *******s
in URC insisted that I was being 'disproportionate'. Odd, innit, that this
disproportion thing only applies to car drivers exposing cyclists to harm,
and not to cyclists exposing pedestrians to the same :)


You have a good point. The only thing that lets that idea down in that the
number of peds killed by cyclists is very very few. Not that I am excusing
the cyclists, its just very rare. But the number of cyclists killed by
traffic is a lot higher. Hence Boris's idea to reduce cyclist casualties.



pk April 14th 09 07:16 PM

Cyclists allowed to run red lights?
 
"Ian F." wrote in message
...
"Graculus" wrote in message
...

So, the idea is that this allows cyclists to move off before lorries and
thus not get trapped/killed when they move off and turn left.


Cyclists have been running red lights for years. This'll just mean they'll
be allowed to in law, so they won't have to snarl and yell at pedestrians
who attempt to cross the road when the green man is showing.

Ian




I'm a cyclist, but am more than willing to shoulder charge any cyclist who
cycles across a crossing while I have the green man.

pk


Marz April 14th 09 07:37 PM

Cyclists allowed to run red lights?
 
On Apr 14, 2:16*pm, "pk" wrote:
"Ian F." wrote in message

...

"Graculus" wrote in message
...


So, the idea is that this allows cyclists to move off before lorries and
thus not get trapped/killed when they move off and turn left.


Cyclists have been running red lights for years. This'll just mean they'll
be allowed to in law, so they won't have to snarl and yell at pedestrians
who attempt to cross the road when the green man is showing.


Ian


I'm a cyclist, but am more than willing to shoulder charge any cyclist who
cycles across a crossing while I have the green man.

pk


Risky, I'm 16 stone and I average 20-21mph on the road. You don't want
to shoulder charge me mate!

Brimstone[_6_] April 14th 09 07:45 PM

Cyclists allowed to run red lights?
 
Marz wrote:
On Apr 14, 2:16 pm, "pk" wrote:
"Ian F." wrote in message

...

"Graculus" wrote in message
...


So, the idea is that this allows cyclists to move off before
lorries and thus not get trapped/killed when they move off and
turn left.


Cyclists have been running red lights for years. This'll just mean
they'll be allowed to in law, so they won't have to snarl and yell
at pedestrians who attempt to cross the road when the green man is
showing.


Ian


I'm a cyclist, but am more than willing to shoulder charge any
cyclist who cycles across a crossing while I have the green man.

pk


Risky, I'm 16 stone and I average 20-21mph on the road. You don't want
to shoulder charge me mate!


If he's 23 stone then you should end up on the floor, with any luck.



Marc[_2_] April 14th 09 07:53 PM

Cyclists allowed to run red lights?
 
Brimstone wrote:

I'm a cyclist, but am more than willing to shoulder charge any
cyclist who cycles across a crossing while I have the green man.

pk

Risky, I'm 16 stone and I average 20-21mph on the road. You don't want
to shoulder charge me mate!


If he's 23 stone then you should end up on the floor, with any luck.


16 stone, 20 mph....

Would the 23 stone fella step in front of a car doing 5mph?

Nick Finnigan April 14th 09 07:55 PM

Cyclists allowed to run red lights?
 
Graculus wrote:
Boris's latest mad-cap idea:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7998687.stm and other sources.

So, the idea is that this allows cyclists to move off before lorries and
thus not get trapped/killed when they move off and turn left. And it is
cited that 13 deaths occurred because of this. What they fail to say is how


No, it claims one third of the thirteen.

Marz April 14th 09 08:04 PM

Cyclists allowed to run red lights?
 
On Apr 14, 2:45*pm, "Brimstone" wrote:
Marz wrote:
On Apr 14, 2:16 pm, "pk" wrote:
"Ian F." wrote in message


...


"Graculus" wrote in message
...


So, the idea is that this allows cyclists to move off before
lorries and thus not get trapped/killed when they move off and
turn left.


Cyclists have been running red lights for years. This'll just mean
they'll be allowed to in law, so they won't have to snarl and yell
at pedestrians who attempt to cross the road when the green man is
showing.


Ian


I'm a cyclist, but am more than willing to shoulder charge any
cyclist who cycles across a crossing while I have the green man.


pk


Risky, I'm 16 stone and I average 20-21mph on the road. You don't want
to shoulder charge me mate!


If he's 23 stone then you should end up on the floor, with any luck.


If he's that big I'll just be impressed he can move that fast.

I was suggesting that if he wants to follow a violent course of action
he may be the one to suffer physically.

David Hansen April 14th 09 08:06 PM

Cyclists allowed to run red lights?
 
On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 18:55:36 GMT someone who may be "neverwas"
wrote this:-

And the other part of that answer is for pedestrians to be allowed by
law to carry golfing umbrellas, stout walking sticks etc and to insert
them in the spokes of the wheels of cyclists who jump the lights, ride
on pavements etc.


I take it that you would also allow cyclists to fit short lances to
their bikes to deal with pedestrians and motorists who fail to obey
the law?



--
David Hansen, Edinburgh
I will *always* explain revoked encryption keys, unless RIP prevents me
http://www.opsi.gov.uk/acts/acts2000/00023--e.htm#54

neverwas[_2_] April 14th 09 08:08 PM

Cyclists allowed to run red lights?
 
You have a good point. The only thing that lets that idea down in
that the number of peds killed by cyclists is very very few. Not that
I am excusing the cyclists, its just very rare. But the number of
cyclists killed by traffic is a lot higher. Hence Boris's idea to
reduce cyclist casualties.


Death is not the only form of injury. But stats on
cyclist-on-pedestrian incidents seem rare and partial because (i) there
is no requirement on cyclists to stop and give details and (ii) the
police do not count them as RTCs.

As regards "Boris's idea", the report includes

"More than a third of fatal cycling accidents in London involve cyclists
being hit by heavy vehicles turning left, Transport for London (TfL)
said."

But is that cyclists (i) who were waiting for red lights to turn green
or (ii) cyclists at large - including those trying to "undertake" an HGV
at a junction? If not (i) then the statistics are (as so often) being
used to mislead.

--
Robin



Roger Thorpe[_2_] April 14th 09 08:10 PM

Cyclists allowed to run red lights?
 
Snipped - attributions may be wrong
Brimstone wrote:
Marz wrote:
On Apr 14, 2:16 pm, "pk" wrote:
"Ian F." wrote in message
...
"Graculus" wrote in message
I'm a cyclist, but am more than willing to shoulder charge any
cyclist who cycles across a crossing while I have the green man.

pk

Risky, I'm 16 stone and I average 20-21mph on the road. You don't want
to shoulder charge me mate!


If he's 23 stone then you should end up on the floor, with any luck.

I don't think he has to be as heavy as that. Some of us will remember
how a small boy was able to bring down Lance Armstrong. It doesn't need
much of a push on the handlebars to put you on the floor.

Roger Thorpe

thaksin April 14th 09 08:12 PM

Cyclists allowed to run red lights?
 
Marz wrote:
On Apr 14, 2:45 pm, "Brimstone" wrote:
Marz wrote:
On Apr 14, 2:16 pm, "pk" wrote:
"Ian F." wrote in message
...
"Graculus" wrote in message
...
So, the idea is that this allows cyclists to move off before
lorries and thus not get trapped/killed when they move off and
turn left.
Cyclists have been running red lights for years. This'll just mean
they'll be allowed to in law, so they won't have to snarl and yell
at pedestrians who attempt to cross the road when the green man is
showing.
Ian
I'm a cyclist, but am more than willing to shoulder charge any
cyclist who cycles across a crossing while I have the green man.
pk
Risky, I'm 16 stone and I average 20-21mph on the road. You don't want
to shoulder charge me mate!

If he's 23 stone then you should end up on the floor, with any luck.


If he's that big I'll just be impressed he can move that fast.

I was suggesting that if he wants to follow a violent course of action
he may be the one to suffer physically.


No, the "violent course of action" is the one undertaken by the cyclist,
by putting pedestrians at risk.

Marc[_2_] April 14th 09 08:14 PM

Cyclists allowed to run red lights?
 
Roger Thorpe wrote:
Snipped - attributions may be wrong
Brimstone wrote:
Marz wrote:
On Apr 14, 2:16 pm, "pk" wrote:
"Ian F." wrote in message
...
"Graculus" wrote in message
I'm a cyclist, but am more than willing to shoulder charge any
cyclist who cycles across a crossing while I have the green man.

pk
Risky, I'm 16 stone and I average 20-21mph on the road. You don't want
to shoulder charge me mate!


If he's 23 stone then you should end up on the floor, with any luck.

I don't think he has to be as heavy as that. Some of us will remember
how a small boy was able to bring down Lance Armstrong. It doesn't need
much of a push on the handlebars to put you on the floor.


Wasn't that because his bars got hooked on a stationary object ( the
boy) by a ligature ( the mussett )?

I think it would have been different if the boy had been in front of
Lance. Unless I'm thinking af a different occasion?

Adrian April 14th 09 08:14 PM

Cyclists allowed to run red lights?
 
Marz gurgled happily, sounding much like they
were saying:

I'm a cyclist, but am more than willing to shoulder charge any cyclist
who cycles across a crossing while I have the green man.


Risky, I'm 16 stone and I average 20-21mph on the road. You don't want
to shoulder charge me mate!


And you'd cycle through a red light and across a pedestrian crossing
being used by pedestrians without even slowing?

You really are a completely and utterly antisocial ****, aren't you?

Let's hope that the person who does get in your way is not a little old
lady, but a large healtyh fit bloke who's doing so deliberately - because
you're going to hit the ground VERY hard indeed.

thaksin April 14th 09 08:15 PM

Cyclists allowed to run red lights?
 
David Hansen wrote:
On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 18:55:36 GMT someone who may be "neverwas"
wrote this:-

And the other part of that answer is for pedestrians to be allowed by
law to carry golfing umbrellas, stout walking sticks etc and to insert
them in the spokes of the wheels of cyclists who jump the lights, ride
on pavements etc.


I take it that you would also allow cyclists to fit short lances to
their bikes to deal with pedestrians and motorists who fail to obey
the law?

Would you be okay with lorry drivers fitting signs saying "Ha ha, ****,
die screaming" under their near-side wheelarches, to 'educate' cyclists
who undertake them?

neverwas[_2_] April 14th 09 08:19 PM

Cyclists allowed to run red lights?
 

I take it that you would also allow cyclists to fit short lances to
their bikes to deal with pedestrians and motorists who fail to obey
the law?


That depends on what laws you have in mind.

I rather think that my answer would be yes if you mean pedestrians and
motorists committing GBH or the like - and possibly littering :)

But I don't want cyclists to be able to continue making up their own
laws. (I well remember trying to cross the road during a critical mass
ride in central London. The mass ignored the red lights, ignored the 85
year old lady trying to cross with me, and told us both to "go get
f****d if you ain't got a fu****g bike".)

And IIRC we also don't have yet the jaywalking law Ken Livingstone
proposed in 2006 (which wd have made it an offence an offence to cross
other than at a specified crossing with a green light) so I'd rather
not be lanced for crossing the road. It's bad enough having getting
scratched, bruise and punched now when daring to use a pedestrian
crossing or controlled crossing in a manner which might require a
cyclist to extend his (or very rarely her) journey by 5 seconds.
--
Robin



Peter Grange April 14th 09 08:50 PM

Cyclists allowed to run red lights?
 
On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 21:14:11 +0100, Marc
wrote:

Roger Thorpe wrote:
Snipped - attributions may be wrong
Brimstone wrote:
Marz wrote:
On Apr 14, 2:16 pm, "pk" wrote:
"Ian F." wrote in message
...
"Graculus" wrote in message
I'm a cyclist, but am more than willing to shoulder charge any
cyclist who cycles across a crossing while I have the green man.

pk
Risky, I'm 16 stone and I average 20-21mph on the road. You don't want
to shoulder charge me mate!

If he's 23 stone then you should end up on the floor, with any luck.

I don't think he has to be as heavy as that. Some of us will remember
how a small boy was able to bring down Lance Armstrong. It doesn't need
much of a push on the handlebars to put you on the floor.


Wasn't that because his bars got hooked on a stationary object ( the
boy) by a ligature ( the mussett )?

I think it would have been different if the boy had been in front of
Lance. Unless I'm thinking af a different occasion?


FWIW, I believe it was a Credit Lyonnais lunchbag. These are thrown to
the crowd by the caravan which passes through before the riders. They
have nice long strings on them, so are very good for hooking
handlebars.

Peter Grange April 14th 09 08:55 PM

Cyclists allowed to run red lights?
 
On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 19:47:02 +0100, "mileburner"
wrote:


"Graculus" wrote in message
...
Boris's latest mad-cap idea:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7998687.stm and other sources.

So, the idea is that this allows cyclists to move off before lorries and
thus not get trapped/killed when they move off and turn left. And it is
cited that 13 deaths occurred because of this. What they fail to say is
how many cyclists would be killed when they see the red light as a
proverbial "green light" to run the red without paying any attention to
what's approaching from their right and get subsequently hit by some other
vehicle crossing the junction on green. I'm sure they would be meant to
give way, blah blah blah, but would that happen in reality?

Quite barmy!


As "barmy" as the entire US road system where traffic can legally turn right
on a red.


But an item of traffic turning right at a red is required to stop
first, you can't just go bowling through. This is often forgotten in
discussions about the US system. There are some junctions with "No
Right on Red" signs too.


It seems reasonable to me. Though if they restrict it to cyclists, the usual
whinging will come from the motoring lobby who get ****ed off when they
don't have equal rights to cyclists.

The answer is, get a bike. And STFU :-)


Marz April 14th 09 09:09 PM

Cyclists allowed to run red lights?
 
On Apr 14, 3:14*pm, Adrian wrote:
Marz gurgled happily, sounding much like they
were saying:

I'm a cyclist, but am more than willing to shoulder charge any cyclist
who cycles across a crossing while I have the green man.

Risky, I'm 16 stone and I average 20-21mph on the road. You don't want
to shoulder charge me mate!


And you'd cycle through a red light and across a pedestrian crossing
being used by pedestrians without even slowing?


No, prat.


You really are a completely and utterly antisocial ****, aren't you?


Actually yes, but that has nothing to do with how I ride my bike,
****!


Let's hope that the person who does get in your way is not a little old
lady, but a large healtyh fit bloke who's doing so deliberately - because
you're going to hit the ground VERY hard indeed.



See answer to your first stupid question, arsehole!



Adrian April 14th 09 09:13 PM

Cyclists allowed to run red lights?
 
Marz gurgled happily, sounding much like they
were saying:

I'm a cyclist, but am more than willing to shoulder charge any
cyclist who cycles across a crossing while I have the green man.


Risky, I'm 16 stone and I average 20-21mph on the road. You don't
want to shoulder charge me mate!


And you'd cycle through a red light and across a pedestrian crossing
being used by pedestrians without even slowing?


No, prat.


sigh
A sig separator should be dash dash space, not a comma.

You really are a completely and utterly antisocial ****, aren't you?


Actually yes


Thought so.

but that has nothing to do with how I ride my bike, ****!


Once again, that's dash dash space.

Let's hope that the person who does get in your way is not a little old
lady, but a large healtyh fit bloke who's doing so deliberately -
because you're going to hit the ground VERY hard indeed.


See answer to your first stupid question, arsehole!


See? You've really not got the hang of this sig sep lark, have you?

Would that be the answer where you either showed your previous comment to
be a complete non-sequitur or tried desperately to back-track when you
realised what a tit you'd made yourself look?

Conor April 14th 09 09:14 PM

Cyclists allowed to run red lights?
 
In article d0b9dc37-37a6-441e-8bf7-
, MIG says...

Cyclists are used to looking out for people who are trying to kill
them, given that that seems to be just about everybody, so it's a safe
bet that they would be paying attention.

Is that why the other day, a cyclist yet again decided to cycle up the
inside of an artic turning left at a roundabout with railings, even
though the lorry had been in front of her, resulting in her being
crushed?

--
Conor

I only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't
looking good either. - Scott Adams

Marc[_2_] April 14th 09 09:16 PM

Cyclists allowed to run red lights?
 
Conor wrote:
In article d0b9dc37-37a6-441e-8bf7-
, MIG says...

Cyclists are used to looking out for people who are trying to kill
them, given that that seems to be just about everybody, so it's a safe
bet that they would be paying attention.

Is that why the other day, a cyclist yet again decided to cycle up the
inside of an artic turning left at a roundabout with railings, even
though the lorry had been in front of her, resulting in her being
crushed?

Was that part of your witness statement?

Tony Dragon April 14th 09 09:25 PM

Cyclists allowed to run red lights?
 
Marz wrote:
On Apr 14, 3:14 pm, Adrian wrote:
Marz gurgled happily, sounding much like they
were saying:

I'm a cyclist, but am more than willing to shoulder charge any cyclist
who cycles across a crossing while I have the green man.
Risky, I'm 16 stone and I average 20-21mph on the road. You don't want
to shoulder charge me mate!

And you'd cycle through a red light and across a pedestrian crossing
being used by pedestrians without even slowing?


No, prat.

You really are a completely and utterly antisocial ****, aren't you?


Actually yes, but that has nothing to do with how I ride my bike,
****!

Let's hope that the person who does get in your way is not a little old
lady, but a large healtyh fit bloke who's doing so deliberately - because
you're going to hit the ground VERY hard indeed.



See answer to your first stupid question, arsehole!



Typical attitude of a typical cyclist.

--
Tony the Dragon

Tom Anderson April 14th 09 09:30 PM

Cyclists allowed to run red lights?
 
On Tue, 14 Apr 2009, MIG wrote:

On Apr 14, 7:38*pm, "Graculus"
wrote:
Boris's latest mad-cap idea:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/l...7998687.stmand other sources.

So, the idea is that this allows cyclists to move off before lorries and
thus not get trapped/killed when they move off and turn left. And it is
cited that 13 deaths occurred because of this. What they fail to say is how
many cyclists would be killed when they see the red light as a proverbial
"green light" to run the red without paying any attention to what's
approaching from their right and get subsequently hit by some other vehicle
crossing the junction on green. I'm sure they would be meant to give way,
blah blah blah, but would that happen in reality?

Quite barmy!


Cyclists are used to looking out for people who are trying to kill them,
given that that seems to be just about everybody, so it's a safe bet
that they would be paying attention.


What, like the guy i almost mowed down on my way to work this morning,
when he rode out from a side road onto the roundabout i was going round?
All too many cyclists pay little to no attention to the world around them.

tom

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I prefer gin now sleep doesn't want me anyway.

Tony Dragon April 14th 09 09:34 PM

Cyclists allowed to run red lights?
 
neverwas wrote:
It seems reasonable to me. Though if they restrict it to cyclists,
the usual whinging will come from the motoring lobby who get ****ed
off when they don't have equal rights to cyclists.

The answer is, get a bike. And STFU :-)


And the other part of that answer is for pedestrians to be allowed by
law to carry golfing umbrellas, stout walking sticks etc and to insert
them in the spokes of the wheels of cyclists who jump the lights, ride
on pavements etc. After all, the cyclists in question can't possibly
believe that it would do them any harm as they make clear they believe
they are a superior race.

It'd do wonders for the economy as well: just think of all those job
vacancies created!



You forget to mention that the walking stick should go into the front
wheel, the resulting turnover can be quite satisfying.

--
Tony the Dragon

Tony Dragon April 14th 09 09:39 PM

Cyclists allowed to run red lights?
 
David Hansen wrote:
On Tue, 14 Apr 2009 18:55:36 GMT someone who may be "neverwas"
wrote this:-

And the other part of that answer is for pedestrians to be allowed by
law to carry golfing umbrellas, stout walking sticks etc and to insert
them in the spokes of the wheels of cyclists who jump the lights, ride
on pavements etc.


I take it that you would also allow cyclists to fit short lances to
their bikes to deal with pedestrians and motorists who fail to obey
the law?




That would be the pedestrians that have to dodge the cyclist going
through red lights at pedestrian crossings.

--
Tony the Dragon

Marz April 14th 09 09:45 PM

Cyclists allowed to run red lights?
 
On Apr 14, 4:13*pm, Adrian wrote:
Marz gurgled happily, sounding much like they
were saying:

I'm a cyclist, but am more than willing to shoulder charge any
cyclist who cycles across a crossing while I have the green man.
Risky, I'm 16 stone and I average 20-21mph on the road. You don't
want to shoulder charge me mate!
And you'd cycle through a red light and across a pedestrian crossing
being used by pedestrians without even slowing?

No, prat.


sigh
A sig separator should be dash dash space, not a comma.

You really are a completely and utterly antisocial ****, aren't you?

Actually yes


Thought so.

but that has nothing to do with how I ride my bike, ****!


Once again, that's dash dash space.

Let's hope that the person who does get in your way is not a little old
lady, but a large healtyh fit bloke who's doing so deliberately -
because you're going to hit the ground VERY hard indeed.

See answer to your first stupid question, arsehole!


See? You've really not got the hang of this sig sep lark, have you?

Would that be the answer where you either showed your previous comment to
be a complete non-sequitur or tried desperately to back-track when you
realised what a tit you'd made yourself look?


No back-tracking here. pk suggested attacking a cyclist breaking the
law, I pointed out that if he tried that with me it's not going to
good for him.

You jumped to the conclusion that I do jump lights at busy crossings
and I'm pointing out you're wrong.

Why is it ok to attack someone breaking a law that doesn't involve
your own person?




Steve Firth April 14th 09 09:56 PM

Cyclists allowed to run red lights?
 
Adrian wrote:

Let's hope that the person who does get in your way is not a little old
lady, but a large healtyh fit bloke who's doing so deliberately - because
you're going to hit the ground VERY hard indeed.


Some Lycra loon tried to run down somebody I know who works in the City
a few years ago. The Lycra loon came off worst in the encounter, despite
thinking at the time that he was big enough and hard enough to
intimidate a man in a suit.

I think it's about time that pedestrians claimed our space back from
these louts. I had one of them shouting at me on Sunday as he tried to
ride me down on the pavement in Camden. He got very ****ed off when I
weaved to block his path but ended up having to get off the pavement and
into the road where he belonged.

We did however have to do through the phases of "tinkle tinkle", "Oy Get
Out Of My Way!" and "**** OFF OUT OF THE ****ING WAY" before the penny
dropped that I didn't give a toss about how loud he shouted. How do the
******* cope with the deaf, do they just ride them down regardless?

Tony Dragon April 14th 09 09:58 PM

Cyclists allowed to run red lights?
 
Steve Firth wrote:
Adrian wrote:

Let's hope that the person who does get in your way is not a little old
lady, but a large healtyh fit bloke who's doing so deliberately - because
you're going to hit the ground VERY hard indeed.


Some Lycra loon tried to run down somebody I know who works in the City
a few years ago. The Lycra loon came off worst in the encounter, despite
thinking at the time that he was big enough and hard enough to
intimidate a man in a suit.

I think it's about time that pedestrians claimed our space back from
these louts. I had one of them shouting at me on Sunday as he tried to
ride me down on the pavement in Camden. He got very ****ed off when I
weaved to block his path but ended up having to get off the pavement and
into the road where he belonged.

We did however have to do through the phases of "tinkle tinkle", "Oy Get
Out Of My Way!" and "**** OFF OUT OF THE ****ING WAY" before the penny
dropped that I didn't give a toss about how loud he shouted. How do the
******* cope with the deaf, do they just ride them down regardless?


A cyclist in the City, you need to ask?

--
Tony the Dragon

Steve Firth April 14th 09 10:12 PM

Cyclists allowed to run red lights?
 
Marz wrote:

No back-tracking here.


How do you get a bicycle to go forwards at 20mph when you spend all your
time back-pedalling?

pk suggested attacking a cyclist breaking the law, I pointed out that if
he tried that with me it's not going to good for him.


Yes... errm you've never got the hang of this "logic" thing have you?

You jumped to the conclusion that I do jump lights at busy crossings


No, you admitted that you jump lights at crossings, and you've done it
again up there. (points).

You see "pk" referred to shouldering any cyclist who cycles across a
crossing while he had the green man. That is, when the cyclist would
encounter a red light. If you and he were on the crossing in the
circumstances mentioned then you would have jumped the lights at
crossings.

**** me, do they all end up as Dumb as this "Marz" ****? What do they
do, tighten up nuts by banging them with their head?

and I'm pointing out you're wrong.


You and that logic thing again, strangers forever.

Why is it ok to attack someone breaking a law that doesn't involve
your own person?


Who said any such thing? Some **** cycling at me on a crossing does
affect my person, as does the same type of brainless **** using the
pavement as an express cycleway.

And don't try to come the innocent on this, you've alread shown your
real attitude. And quelle surprise it's the standard "**** on
pedestrians" crap I've come to expect from two-wheeled scum.


thaksin April 14th 09 10:21 PM

Cyclists allowed to run red lights?
 
Marz wrote:
On Apr 14, 4:13 pm, Adrian wrote:
Marz gurgled happily, sounding much like they
were saying:

I'm a cyclist, but am more than willing to shoulder charge any
cyclist who cycles across a crossing while I have the green man.
Risky, I'm 16 stone and I average 20-21mph on the road. You don't
want to shoulder charge me mate!
And you'd cycle through a red light and across a pedestrian crossing
being used by pedestrians without even slowing?
No, prat.

sigh
A sig separator should be dash dash space, not a comma.

You really are a completely and utterly antisocial ****, aren't you?
Actually yes

Thought so.

but that has nothing to do with how I ride my bike, ****!

Once again, that's dash dash space.

Let's hope that the person who does get in your way is not a little old
lady, but a large healtyh fit bloke who's doing so deliberately -
because you're going to hit the ground VERY hard indeed.
See answer to your first stupid question, arsehole!

See? You've really not got the hang of this sig sep lark, have you?

Would that be the answer where you either showed your previous comment to
be a complete non-sequitur or tried desperately to back-track when you
realised what a tit you'd made yourself look?


No back-tracking here. pk suggested attacking a cyclist breaking the
law, I pointed out that if he tried that with me it's not going to
good for him.

You jumped to the conclusion that I do jump lights at busy crossings
and I'm pointing out you're wrong.

Why is it ok to attack someone breaking a law that doesn't involve
your own person?

Well I dont want to put words in pk's mouth and I'm sure he's perfectly
capable of answering for himself, but I think his comment about
'attacking' cyclists who break the law is a response to the widely-held
and oft-spoken view in URC that cyclists should be permitted to
vandalise cars the drivers of which have allegedly put them at risk. So:
cyclist feels at risk from car = justified in attacking car (apparently).
ped feels at risk from cyclist = justified in attacking cyclist. See?
All makes sense now :)

Clive April 14th 09 10:29 PM

Cyclists allowed to run red lights?
 
In message
,
Marz writes
You really are a completely and utterly antisocial ****, aren't you?


Actually yes, but that has nothing to do with how I ride my bike,
****!


Let's hope that the person who does get in your way is not a little old
lady, but a large healtyh fit bloke who's doing so deliberately - because
you're going to hit the ground VERY hard indeed.



See answer to your first stupid question, arsehole!

As has already been pointed out, it only takes a little old man like me
to nudge your handlebars and your momentum will do my work for me, very
nicely thanks.
--
Clive


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