In article , Huge wrote:
Like all the other
people who choose to travel by some means which is cheap, reliable,
comfortable, door to door and departs when they want.

I'm not sure I can think of any mode of transport that combines *all*
of those (clearly desirable) elements. At least, not one that would
be suitable for inter-city distances. For local journeys, walking
fits the bill nicely, though.

-roy