sharky wrote:

America the Beautiful wrote:

One of 400 in Wales alone (you do know where Wales is?

Sure, it's what the Venetian's call the "Smelly place".

--
Chris F.
Long Island.

"A country soars its highest when it soars on the Wings of Freedom."
God Bless America.

sharky wrote:

Sarah Czepiel wrote:


He admits to holding an American dick in his hand and he's yelling
"**** me!"


As in 'This American Dick is just like a penis, just much smaller and
less effective'



So you're saying you're Uncle Fester's felching partner?


Only a Merkin would know that expression!

That means you suck a mean dick.

I've just had to google it and frankly I'm dismayed that a lady would
admit to having had it done to her.

--
Chris F.
Long Island.

"A country soars its highest when it soars on the Wings of Freedom."
God Bless America.

America the Beautiful wrote:

Greg Procter wrote:


America the Beautiful wrote:

eave the flaming to the KKK? One of your best historical groups?

We have Shakespeare and Castles,

We don't have castles? We have many, dip****!


I don't think he meant the blow-up, bouncy plastic ones that come from China,
Chris!

Like this one in the UK?
http://www.inflatablechurch.com/

Oh wait - that's a church. MAybe he was talking about this.
http://www.muttonbone.com/


you have oppression and cotton
plantations.

And the world at or disposal...



Do you still own some slaves? Or do you now pay your Mexicans?

Don't hate us for our efficient business practices.


The _efficient_ ones are fine, it's the other 99.9% of international ones
that bother us.

Why do you care how much international companies there are in the US?


Because your big companies get rich trampling on us little guys!

Welcome to the world of business! Maybe you should apply your new found
knowledge to your struggling art gallery.

Sell it to a US gallery chain - great idea - a couple of million might get me
interested!

wrote in message
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On Mon, 18 Jul 2005 12:55:18 +0100, "Loony Tune"
wrote:



Obviously it's the other way around, idiot. You're kind all over the
world are ****ing your pants you're so afraid that we are going to
spank you.


You couldn't spank you're Momma's monkey

But the good old USofA stomped your limey ARSES! Several times.



Errrrrrrrrrrrrrr. When? Apart from when you spanked our arses (American
terminology for blowing more of your allies than the enemy) in Iraq? ****ing
Yanks Think the world owes them a huge Thanks for saving us. From what? It
usually starts with the Yanks somewhere anyway. Now please shut the **** up,
**** off back to your little part of the world, enjoy the scenery and take
your fingers out of your ears.

Loony T

That would leave you with no civilization. All you Ukers are runts
compared to Americans


Now, correct me if I'm wrong (and I'm sure YOUR history, courtesy of 20th
Century Fox, will prove I am wrong) but usually you find that the runts are
the young/new born. As your 'country' is only about 200 years old, I'll
leave you to work it out. (Now you might need to use all your fingers to
count and maybe try using a friend's too). Well done!

Loony T

Yours does and I note that your women still like to **** standing up.
Odd.

Sitting down, bent over, under water, in a plane, in the shower. The list
does go on. I know you find it hard to comprehend but you can have sex in
different places. But as you can only **** people who cant even walk yet,
that is probably the reason you need to lie them down.

Loony T

Do you know that homosexuals in Edinburgh use fehretts for ass plugs?

We'd use Yanks but their heads are so large

Loony T

Why would we be afraid - now if you reckoned you were going to
save/liberate/help us, then I would be really scared!!!

You **** your pants at every mention of the US.


****ing right. When we hear that we are going into a conflict with Yanks as
our allies. We'd be safer if you fought WITH the Iraqi's

Loony T

You're scared ****less of the US because you're stupid. We are the
only friends you have in the world that can protect you.

From?

Loony T

"Sarah Czepiel" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 21 Jul 2005 15:48:43 +1200, Greg Procter
wrote:

As I have repeatedly pointed out and you consistently confirm, you are
so scared of the US you **** your pants every time it mentioned.


Paranoid and arrogant - the usual yank disease!

Smelly wet trousers - The Procter Condition.

I'm sorry to hear about your trousers Sarah. Try Canistan. That should get
rid of the smell and panty liners should help the wetness.

Loony T