On Fri, 22 Jul 2005 11:45:32 +0100, "Loony Tune"
wrote:


"Sarah Czepiel" wrote in message
.. .
On Thu, 21 Jul 2005 15:48:43 +1200, Greg Procter
wrote:

As I have repeatedly pointed out and you consistently confirm, you are
so scared of the US you **** your pants every time it mentioned.


Paranoid and arrogant - the usual yank disease!

Smelly wet trousers - The Procter Condition.

I'm sorry to hear about your trousers Sarah. Try Canistan. That should get
rid of the smell and panty liners should help the wetness.

Loony T

Youth-in-Asia?

On Fri, 22 Jul 2005 11:36:10 +0100, "Loony Tune"
wrote:

Now, correct me if I'm wrong (and I'm sure YOUR history, courtesy of 20th
Century Fox, will prove I am wrong) but usually you find that the runts are
the young/new born. As your 'country' is only about 200 years old, I'll
leave you to work it out.

I've worked it out and it shows in 200+ years the United States has
surpassed everyone to become the world's sole Hyperpower.

(Now you might need to use all your fingers to
count and maybe try using a friend's too). Well done!

You sound like a daffy nob, really.

Loony T

On Fri, 22 Jul 2005 11:40:12 +0100, "Loony Tune"
wrote:


Do you know that homosexuals in Edinburgh use fehretts for ass plugs?

We'd use Yanks but their heads are so large

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! You realize you just admitted to being a homo who
uses butt plugs, right?

Loony T

Considering the title of this thread, might I just correct you on something
please?
Since the free-fall bombs went, the only "nukes" that the UK has at it's
disposal are the ones in the US-supplied missiles in our submarines. These
are not ours and the use of them is not in the gift of the British Prime
Minister. The UK merely runs that small part of the American nuclear
deterrent by their permission. Their only use would be in defence of the
American homeland.
Britain is no longer a nuclear power. France is, India is, Israel is, and -
oh, I almost forgot; Pakistan also is able to brandish the big nuclear
stick.
So if you ever again get the urge to shout "Time to Nuke Pakistan!" perhaps
you'll first pause to remember that Pakistan is an independent nuclear power
and Britain isn't.
Cheers.

Steve.

"Arj mosem bohot ar char!"

S.Phillips. wrote:

Considering the title of this thread, might I just correct you on something
please?
Since the free-fall bombs went, the only "nukes" that the UK has at it's
disposal are the ones in the US-supplied missiles in our submarines. These
are not ours and the use of them is not in the gift of the British Prime
Minister. The UK merely runs that small part of the American nuclear
deterrent by their permission. Their only use would be in defence of the
American homeland.
Britain is no longer a nuclear power. France is, India is, Israel is, and -
oh, I almost forgot; Pakistan also is able to brandish the big nuclear
stick.
So if you ever again get the urge to shout "Time to Nuke Pakistan!" perhaps
you'll first pause to remember that Pakistan is an independent nuclear power
and Britain isn't.
Cheers.

Ummm, I'm an American!!!!!!!!

--
Chris F.
Long Island.

"A country soars its highest when it soars on the Wings of Freedom."
God Bless America.

wrote:

On Fri, 22 Jul 2005 15:06:21 +1200, Greg Procter
wrote:



America the Beautiful wrote:

Greg Procter wrote:


America the Beautiful wrote:

eave the flaming to the KKK? One of your best historical groups?

We have Shakespeare and Castles,

We don't have castles? We have many, dip****!


I don't think he meant the blow-up, bouncy plastic ones that come from China,
Chris!

Like this one in the UK?
http://www.inflatablechurch.com/

Oh wait - that's a church. MAybe he was talking about this.
http://www.muttonbone.com/


you have oppression and cotton
plantations.

And the world at or disposal...



Do you still own some slaves? Or do you now pay your Mexicans?

Don't hate us for our efficient business practices.


The _efficient_ ones are fine, it's the other 99.9% of international ones
that bother us.

Why do you care how much international companies there are in the US?


Because your big companies get rich trampling on us little guys!

Welcome to the world of business! Maybe you should apply your new found
knowledge to your struggling art gallery.

Sell it to a US gallery chain - great idea - a couple of million might get me
interested!

You mean if you slip them a couple of million, right...

If I had a couple of million I wouldn't be discussing rubbish with you.

"America the Beautiful" wrote in message
...


S.Phillips. wrote:

Considering the title of this thread, might I just correct you on
something
please?
Since the free-fall bombs went, the only "nukes" that the UK has at it's
disposal are the ones in the US-supplied missiles in our submarines.
These
are not ours and the use of them is not in the gift of the British Prime
Minister. The UK merely runs that small part of the American nuclear
deterrent by their permission. Their only use would be in defence of the
American homeland.
Britain is no longer a nuclear power. France is, India is, Israel is,
and -
oh, I almost forgot; Pakistan also is able to brandish the big nuclear
stick.
So if you ever again get the urge to shout "Time to Nuke Pakistan!"
perhaps
you'll first pause to remember that Pakistan is an independent nuclear
power
and Britain isn't.
Cheers.

Ummm, I'm an American!!!!!!!!

--
Chris F.
Long Island.

I wasn't aware that you started the thread; it's just the daft title that
got to me.
It's just the sort of thing farty little Britishers come out with. They are
all under the impression their sawn-off pitiful country still has a nuclear
tail to wag.
By the way, my name isn't Ummm.

Best

Steve.

Loony Tune wrote:


You're scared ****less of the US because you're stupid. We are the
only friends you have in the world that can protect you.

From?

Friendly fire!



Loony T

S.Phillips. wrote:

"America the Beautiful" wrote in message
...


S.Phillips. wrote:


Considering the title of this thread, might I just correct you on

something

please?
Since the free-fall bombs went, the only "nukes" that the UK has at it's
disposal are the ones in the US-supplied missiles in our submarines.

These

are not ours and the use of them is not in the gift of the British Prime
Minister. The UK merely runs that small part of the American nuclear
deterrent by their permission. Their only use would be in defence of the
American homeland.
Britain is no longer a nuclear power. France is, India is, Israel is,

and -

oh, I almost forgot; Pakistan also is able to brandish the big nuclear
stick.
So if you ever again get the urge to shout "Time to Nuke Pakistan!"

perhaps

you'll first pause to remember that Pakistan is an independent nuclear

power

and Britain isn't.
Cheers.

Ummm, I'm an American!!!!!!!!

--
Chris F.
Long Island.


I wasn't aware that you started the thread; it's just the daft title that
got to me.
It's just the sort of thing farty little Britishers come out with. They are
all under the impression their sawn-off pitiful country still has a nuclear
tail to wag.

Now that they realize they are a target of terror, something which
they've been denying, they are trying to blame it all on us great
Americans. Notice how they didn't do much about it either.

By the way, my name isn't Ummm.

Sorry, Steve. My name is Chris, Mr. Fleitman if you're nasty.

Best

Steve.



--
Chris F.
Long Island.

"A country soars its highest when it soars on the Wings of Freedom."
God Bless America.

Uncle Fester wrote:

Greg Procter wrote


Friendly fire!


The merkins have removed that term from their military handbooks. It's
been replaced by "collateral damage".

I seem to be removed from their update sheet mailing list - or perhaps NZ
post couldn't handle the amount of traffic?