On Sun, 26 Nov 2006 18:53:25 -0000, Mark Fry wrote:

"Conor" wrote in message
t...
In article , Mark
Fry says...

"Whinging Courier" wrote in message
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In uk.transport.london, Mark Fry belched forth and ejected the
following:

A pair of scrotes tried to steal my beloved Warrior from outside my
flat
today in Blackheath London at about 14:30, the only reason they
weren't
successful was because one of the neighbours shouted at them and this
prompted them to jump into a van ( white Volkswagen Van with small
light
bar
attached to top rear, index RIB **** ) and leave rather sharply.

Any information leading to this very distinctive van or the 2 scrotes
driving it may lead to a reward.

A 125cc despatch bike, a sort of CG125 but ICBW

For the unknowing among you a Warrior is a Mitsubishi L200 pickup truck.
I
would have at the very expected conor to have known that.

I did but it was more humourous to prolong the courier biker thread.


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Conor

Religion, ****ing people over for millennia.

Thanks big fella, I thought you would know...

And Mr Firth you are right it is a bag of ****e compared to the Discovery
that I part ex'd for it.
But it still doesn't give any little scrote the right to come and take it
off of me.....does it?
And it's my personal opinion that the law should be changed so that if I had
the good fortune to catch either or both of them I should be allowed to beat
them to within an inch of their life and then, amputate their fingers
followed by their hands.....they would never steal from anyone
else.....would they..

You can always convert to Islam and go live in Saudi Arabia if that's how
you want to live.

In article , Mark
Fry says...

Thanks big fella, I thought you would know...

YEah...I've had a mate banging on about them seince they came out. He's
not short of a bob and I just wish he'd go bloody buy one then I'd only
have a weeks worth of crap to listen to.



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Conor

Religion, ****ing people over for millennia.

"Mark Fry" wrote in message
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A pair of scrotes tried to steal my beloved Warrior from outside my flat
today in Blackheath London at about 14:30, the only reason they weren't
successful was because one of the neighbours shouted at them and this
prompted them to jump into a van ( white Volkswagen Van with small light
bar attached to top rear, index RIB **** ) and leave rather sharply.

If genuine, that would be a pre-2001 County Armagh registration.

Colin Bignell

On Sat, 25 Nov 2006 23:09:14 +0000, Steve Firth
wrote:

On Sat, 25 Nov 2006 22:34:27 -0000, Mark Fry wrote:

For the unknowing among you a Warrior is a Mitsubishi L200 pickup truck.

AKA "a bag of ****e".

AKA one the vehicles involved in 5 car shunt on Northbound M1 tonight
just south of J16. Can't say it was in any better condition than any
other car in the accident.

Bloody RDS, switched it on about 7:10. About 7:15 it cut the CD and
switched to some news channel that had some woman going about how good
some activist had been to her. NO traffic news at all, it cut itself
off. Between the end of that and 8:30 when I cleared the accident
that wasn't a single traffic broadcast.

It's normally off anyway, as around Derby/Burton it even though there
is Radio Derby 5-10 miles away it gives news for West Midlands 50
miles away or Leicester 35 miles away.
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Peter Hill
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Can of worms - what every PC owner gets!

On Sun, 26 Nov 2006 22:16:49 +0000, Peter Hill wrote:

AKA one the vehicles involved in 5 car shunt on Northbound M1 tonight
just south of J16. Can't say it was in any better condition than any
other car in the accident.

Dunno what car was involved but my missus just got back from doing a
Christmas Fair a few miles up the road where she saw a car do a barrel roll
off the A303. So she was delayed by several hours since she had to give
details as a witness.

First sign of rain, drivers act like complete pricks.

Steve Firth wrote:
First sign of rain, drivers act like complete pricks.

That's because everyone knows that they're perfectly safe so long as
they stay below the speed limit. After all, that's what the government
has been telling us for over a decade now.

Mark

In article , nightjar@insert my
surname here.uk.com (nightjar) wrote:

"Mark Fry" wrote in message
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A pair of scrotes tried to steal my beloved Warrior from outside
my flat today in Blackheath London at about 14:30, the only reason
they weren't successful was because one of the neighbours shouted
at them and this prompted them to jump into a van ( white
Volkswagen Van with small light bar attached to top rear, index
RIB **** ) and leave rather sharply.

If genuine, that would be a pre-2001 County Armagh registration.

What happened to NI registrations post-2001?

--
Colin Rosenstiel

Mark Fry ) gurgled happily, sounding much like
they were saying :

And Mr Firth you are right it is a bag of ****e compared to the
Discovery that I part ex'd for it.
But it still doesn't give any little scrote the right to come and take
it off of me.....does it?

It's insured, isn't it?

They'd be doing you a favour.

"Adrian" wrote in message
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Mark Fry ) gurgled happily, sounding much like
they were saying :

And Mr Firth you are right it is a bag of ****e compared to the
Discovery that I part ex'd for it.
But it still doesn't give any little scrote the right to come and take
it off of me.....does it?

It's insured, isn't it?

They'd be doing you a favour.

You're right it's insured, but how does that justify some scrote, pair of
scrotes for that matter stealing it.

And just how would they be doing me a favour? The insurance premium would
increase, then there's the inconvenience of getting to and from work every
day by public transport while the insurance co. try and pay me less than the
vehicles true value, or the cost and time of trying to replace it with
something similar?

So, please feel free enlighten me, other than that you could always to back
to the village that you escaped from.

Because some village has lost it idiot and I think I know just where he
might be!