Neillw001 wrote:

Is excessive dust the underground equivalent of the wrong kind of snow?


It was rather amusing on phoning the LU recorded information line that
morning to check how services are running to hear the note of
incredulity in the voice of the announcer. There was an audible pause,
and bemused tone between the words "excessive" and "dust" in the
announcement "The W&C line is closed due to excessive dust". Clearly
he'd never heard of it either.


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Each day a man watched a donkey walk past a high wood fence with one
plank removed. Each day he saw a nose, then the ears, then the neck,
forequarters, back and finally the tail. He pondered this for a time
and eventually declared. “I understand now. The nose causes the tail”