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September 11th 08, 07:43 PM
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Accident in Croydon
Tom Anderson gurgled happily, sounding much like
they were saying: Like (according to Ian Banks) Land-Rovers, a tram's crumple zone probably consists of other vehicles. So Land-Rover driver will just have to hope that if they do have a collision that it is not with another Land-Rover. That would result in a logically impossible situation. Since impossible situations cannot occur, Land Rovers cannot ever collide. Thus, all cars should be replaced with Land Rovers, and there would be no more collisions. QED. Er, although i'm not sure how great that would be for non-car road users. shrug Just give 'em all Landies. |
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September 11th 08, 08:14 PM
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On Thu, 11 Sep 2008, Adrian wrote:
Tom Anderson gurgled happily, sounding much like they were saying: Like (according to Ian Banks) Land-Rovers, a tram's crumple zone probably consists of other vehicles. So Land-Rover driver will just have to hope that if they do have a collision that it is not with another Land-Rover. That would result in a logically impossible situation. Since impossible situations cannot occur, Land Rovers cannot ever collide. Thus, all cars should be replaced with Land Rovers, and there would be no more collisions. QED. Er, although i'm not sure how great that would be for non-car road users. shrug Just give 'em all Landies. Fair enough. Could you make a bus derivative of a Land Rover? tom -- It involves police, bailiffs, vampires and a portal to hell under a tower block in Hackney. |
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September 11th 08, 08:37 PM
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Tom Anderson gurgled happily, sounding much like
they were saying: That would result in a logically impossible situation. Since impossible situations cannot occur, Land Rovers cannot ever collide. Thus, all cars should be replaced with Land Rovers, and there would be no more collisions. QED. Er, although i'm not sure how great that would be for non-car road users. shrug Just give 'em all Landies. Fair enough. Could you make a bus derivative of a Land Rover? Since some countries get 12 seats in a 110 Station Wagon, you could do a passible imitation of a bus with a 130, let alone a 150... |
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September 12th 08, 10:37 AM
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On Thu, Sep 11, 2008 at 09:14:13PM +0100, Tom Anderson wrote:
Could you make a bus derivative of a Land Rover? Mine would seat 13 passengers + driver. So in TfL service that would be 39 passengers, 20 of whom wouldn't have valid tickets. -- David Cantrell | Hero of the Information Age Compromise: n: lowering my standards so you can meet them |
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